Tuesday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (10/10-10/20):

[Frank Gannucci]

"Cupid Part 1":

(Ralph is playing matchmaker with a friend and a blond girl. Alice thinks that he is seeing someone behind her back.)

Ed: "Is Ralph home?"

Alice: "No."

Ed: "He must be out with some blonde."

"Lunchbox":

(Ralph thinks that Alice packed an awful lunch.)

Ralph: "What is a shoe doing in the stove?"

Alice: "What did you think it was stupid, your dinner?"

Ralph: "After today, I wouldn't be suprised."

"The Safety Award":

Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job, trained in the same fashion as each other, and there's always one man in the group that stands out far in front of the others."

Ed: "If you stood out any more in front you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus!"

"Young Man With A Horn":

Ralph: (going to play the coronet) "I dont know if I rememeber this song I got the music right here."

Alice : "Stand back Ed this is liable to be messy."

Ralph: "You're liable to be messy in a about 5 seconds from now!!"

"Jellybeans":

(Back when this episode was made, there was only 48 states. Why am I saying this? Read on.)

Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got jiped out of the first prize. I named 66 states. the winner only named 48."

Ralph: "You are a mental case."

"$99,000 Answer":

(Ralph just told Herb that he was a bus driver.)

Herb Norris: "One time I was waiting for a bus in the pouring rain. I saw a bus coming. I signaled for the bus to stop but instead the driver drove the bus in the puddle and I got all dirty."

Ralph: "Was that you?"

(Herb didn't know that the bus driver was Ralph because he didn't see him.)

"Flushing Ho":

(Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.)

Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes while you were in there playing with a boat in the tub.)

Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shackedown Cruise!"

"Flushing Ho":

(Ed took away all the waffles that the girls made for the husbands.)

Alice: "Ralph are you going to eat any waffles?"

Ralph: "I didn't. Henry VIII took them away from me."

"Lawsuit" (Color version):

Ralph: "I have to put some weight on my broken leg."

Ed: "You're just the boy that could do it."

(AmericanLife TV):

(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

Fri. Oct. 10 10p & Sat. Oct. 11, 2008 12a #26 – “The Main Event”: Boxer "Dynamite" Moran is living with the Kramdens and Ralph is his new promoter. His first knockout, strictly unofficial and off the record, is staged for the benefit of the manager of heavyweight contender "Killer" Cuoco. The scheme works until Norton accidentally decks Dynamite. Undaunted, Ralph vows to stay in the fight game. Only this time, he will train Norton for the ring. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 3126. For Sat.: 91774.)

Fri. Oct. 17 10p & Sat. Oct. 18, 2008 12a #27 – “To Whomever It May Concern”: Ralph, told to turn in his bus driver's uniform, dashes off a scathing letter to his boss, only to realize he was not being fired but promoted to traffic manager. He retrieves the letter, and then mails it again by mistake. His boss receives the letter, but has no one to blame, since it is unsigned. Then Norton stops by the boss' office to plead for another chance for his pal...and Ralph's professional aspirations take another nose dive. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 6920. For Sat. 50630.)

Mon. Oct. 13 & Oct. 20 2008 1a - "Honeymooners Viewers Choice Hour": Viewers can go to wpix.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX has set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. Voting for every Monday starts every Monday at 2a. (If a lost episode is chosen, chances are it will be in CC and edited HEAVILY.)

Channel
Day & Time
VCR Plus Code

WPIX 11
Mon, Oct 13, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 24400

WPIXD
Mon, Oct 13, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 63226

WPIX 11
Mon, Oct 13, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 39874

WPIXD
Mon, Oct 13, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 78690

WPIX 11
Mon, Oct 20, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 89594

WPIXD
Mon, Oct 20, 1:00 AM
VCR+: 28310

WPIX 11
Mon, Oct 20, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 81440

WPIXD 711
Mon, Oct 20, 1:30 AM
VCR+: 37556

(WGN America) (Not the Chicago feed of WGN):

Sun. Oct. 12, 2008 9pm (CC) #42 - *“Battle of the Sexes”: When Ralph and Ed decide to show their wives who's boss, Alice and Trixie fight back, leaving the guys to survive on their own. (VCR Plus Code 396724.)

9:30p (CC) #43 - *“Teamwork Beats the Clock”: Ralph and Alice "Beat the Clock," but when they're asked to return, Alice can't make it and Norton takes over. (VCR Plus Code: 174909.)

Sun. Oct. 19, 2008 9p (CC) #44 - *“Kramden Vs. Norton”: Ralph takes Ed to the movies for his birthday. Norton wins a television set with the ticket Ralph bought, and the two friends fight over who really owns the TV set. (VCR Plus Code: 582616.)

9:30p (CC) #45 - *“The Great Jewel Robbery”: Ralph collects money at the bus company to buy a wedding present for the boss' daughter, but Alice thinks the gift is for her. (VCR Plus Code: 674161.)

Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You’re A Riot, tvguide.com & tvland.com.