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Chocoholic · 09-30-2008, 06:59 PM

God origionally gave Moses 3 stone tablets, but he dropped one and broke it. What could the lost 5-10 Commandments have been?

1. Thou shall not cooketh fish, popcorn, or any other foodstuff possessing offensive smells in the office microwave.

2. Thou shall practice the most common of courtesies whist speaking on a cellphone.

3. Thou shall not leaveth a mess for other persons to have to clean up.

4. Thou shall bathe regularly and useth proper hygeine. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

5. Thou shall abstain from nauseating habits like pickething thy nose or teeth, release gas loudly, bloweth thy nose at the dinner table, or speaketh while chewing.

6. Thou shall protect those who cannot fend for themselves, like children, the disabled, and the elderly. Those who do take advantage of My most precious children will see the fiery pits of Hell.

7. Thou must make thy own living and not mooch off thy government.

8. Thou shall find a reason every day to smile and laugh.

Zoneboy · 09-30-2008, 07:19 PM

*ClassicPinUp* · 09-30-2008, 07:29 PM

Love it!

MonarC · 09-30-2008, 09:21 PM

Thou shall always keep it real.

Chocoholic · 10-01-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by *ClassicPinUp*

Love it!

I'm glad you like it, my fellow Kenny Chesney fan

catlover79 · 10-01-2008, 04:06 PM

How about "Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refridgerator"?

09-30-2008, 06:59 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	The Lost Commandments God origionally gave Moses 3 stone tablets, but he dropped one and broke it. What could the lost 5-10 Commandments have been? 1. Thou shall not cooketh fish, popcorn, or any other foodstuff possessing offensive smells in the office microwave. 2. Thou shall practice the most common of courtesies whist speaking on a cellphone. 3. Thou shall not leaveth a mess for other persons to have to clean up. 4. Thou shall bathe regularly and useth proper hygeine. Cleanliness is next to godliness. 5. Thou shall abstain from nauseating habits like pickething thy nose or teeth, release gas loudly, bloweth thy nose at the dinner table, or speaketh while chewing. 6. Thou shall protect those who cannot fend for themselves, like children, the disabled, and the elderly. Those who do take advantage of My most precious children will see the fiery pits of Hell. 7. Thou must make thy own living and not mooch off thy government. 8. Thou shall find a reason every day to smile and laugh.

09-30-2008, 07:19 PM	#2
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09-30-2008, 07:29 PM	#3
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10-01-2008, 04:06 PM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,396	How about "Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refridgerator"?
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09-30-2008, 09:21 PM	#4
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	Thou shall always keep it real.