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Zoneboy · 09-26-2008, 08:25 PM

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PORTLAND, Ore. - A patient treated for agonizing abdominal pain received this surprising news in the hospital's paperwork: "Based on your visit today, we know you are pregnant." Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen.

The staff at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach gave the retired mechanic and logger the ridiculously happy news this month, along with some pain pills.

Hospital administrator William McMillan says an errant keystroke caused the hospital's computer to spit out the wrong discharge instructions for the grandfather.

MonarC · 09-26-2008, 08:28 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 09-26-2008, 08:37 PM

PZelda · 09-26-2008, 08:45 PM

Oh my gosh.

Schmoopie · 09-26-2008, 09:57 PM

That's crazy! But pretty funny! Ever seen that commercial for "Monk" where he's in the doctor's office and sees those test tubes. The liquid in the tubes is uneven, so he pours some into each to make them the same height? Then he leaves the room. Later the doctor gives this old woman the diagnosis';"You're pregnant" and she's like

and then he turns to the old man and says "And so are you!"

Andrea

Brian Damage · 09-26-2008, 10:54 PM

Remind me never to visit that hospital.

Zoneboy · 09-26-2008, 11:20 PM

LuLu Rogers · 09-26-2008, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian Damage

Remind me never to visit that hospital.

Ditto!

Lee · 09-27-2008, 02:04 AM

So is he actually pregnant or not?

BarneyFife · 09-27-2008, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee

So is he actually pregnant or not?

No, it was a mistake.

eltonfan80 · 09-27-2008, 08:33 AM

that's funny

80sTrivia · 09-27-2008, 09:00 AM

For a moment there, I wonder if he tried to guess who the father might be!!!

coffield3 · 09-27-2008, 09:46 AM

Good grief!!

Zoneboy · 09-27-2008, 09:57 AM

Many many years ago when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and
soon they too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father's wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then
that also made him brother.
Of the widow's grown up daughter, who
was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
God.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I
am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.

Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I'm my own grandpaw.

Wreckless · 09-27-2008, 11:13 AM

Either he's really fat or the doctor's are getting stupider and stupider. Either way, doctors are idiots in this case. lol

09-26-2008, 08:25 PM	#1
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09-26-2008, 09:57 PM	#5
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	That's crazy! But pretty funny! Ever seen that commercial for "Monk" where he's in the doctor's office and sees those test tubes. The liquid in the tubes is uneven, so he pours some into each to make them the same height? Then he leaves the room. Later the doctor gives this old woman the diagnosis';"You're pregnant" and she's like and then he turns to the old man and says "And so are you!" Andrea
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09-27-2008, 02:04 AM	#9
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09-27-2008, 08:33 AM	#11
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09-27-2008, 09:00 AM	#12
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09-27-2008, 09:57 AM	#14
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,433	I'm My Own Grandpaw - By Moe Jaffe Many many years ago when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be. This widow, had a grown-up daughter, Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law, And really changed my life. Now my daughter was my mother, Cause she was my father's wife. And to complicate the matter, Even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad, And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother. Of the widow's grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother. Uh huh. Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run, And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue. Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. God. Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah. And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild. Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw, As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw. Oh I'm my own grandpaw. I'm my own grandpaw. It sounds funny I know, but it really is so, Oh I'm my own grandpaw. I'm my own grandpaw. I'm my own grandpaw. Talk about incest! It sounds funny I know, but it really is so, I'm my own grandpaw.

09-27-2008, 11:13 AM	#15
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	Either he's really fat or the doctor's are getting stupider and stupider. Either way, doctors are idiots in this case. lol