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Frank Gannucci · 09-19-2008, 09:33 AM

"Oh My Aching Back":

(Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back.)

Ralph: "How does this look? Does this look natural?"

Ed: "Yeah, like the Leaning Tower of Pizza."

"The Man From Space":

Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."

Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

(All of them are in the lemon of a cottage.)

Ed: "This cottage isn't so bad."

Trixie: "Maybe not for a guy who spends most of his life in the sewer."

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

Trixie: "Every mistake that Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into."

Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.)

Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."

Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."

"Move Uptown":

Ralph: "Where's Norton? We have to unload the trailor."

Trixie: "I don't know."

(Crash! Clatter! Bing! Bang! Boom!)

(Ed comes out with a lot of pots and pans attached on him.)

Ralph: "What's the matter with you?"

Ed: "Shhh."

Ralph: "Don't 'shh' me."

Trixie: "Did you hurt yourself?"

Ed: "No, I didn't. Luckily, the pots and pans broke my fall."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."

Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."

"Boy Next Door":

(Ralph says that he will act surprized when the Nortons give him his birthday present.)

Alice: "I can just picture you. You'll say: 'For me, just what I always wanted. A watch.'"

Ralph: "Ah ha! So, it's a watch."

Alice: "It is not. It's a belt."

(Alice is a bit upset for spilling the beans.)

Ralph: "A belt? Pretty small gift."

Alice: "Not with what you have to wrap it around."

"Norton Moves In" (Color version):

(Ralph is yelling about the fact that the Nortons are staying for the night becasue the Nortons apartment stinks of new paint.)

Alice: "Ralph, not so loud. You will wake the neighbors."

Ralph: "Maybe they have to get their apartments painted too. We will all grab a brush and have a ball."

09-19-2008, 09:33 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,068	Friday's Quotes: "Oh My Aching Back": (Ralph tries to stand up straight with his bad back.) Ralph: "How does this look? Does this look natural?" Ed: "Yeah, like the Leaning Tower of Pizza." "The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side." "Cottage For Sale Part 2": (All of them are in the lemon of a cottage.) Ed: "This cottage isn't so bad." Trixie: "Maybe not for a guy who spends most of his life in the sewer." "Cottage For Sale Part 2": Trixie: "Every mistake that Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into." Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?" "Sleepy Time Gal": (Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.) Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war." Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both." "Move Uptown": Ralph: "Where's Norton? We have to unload the trailor." Trixie: "I don't know." (Crash! Clatter! Bing! Bang! Boom!) (Ed comes out with a lot of pots and pans attached on him.) Ralph: "What's the matter with you?" Ed: "Shhh." Ralph: "Don't 'shh' me." Trixie: "Did you hurt yourself?" Ed: "No, I didn't. Luckily, the pots and pans broke my fall." "Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice." Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time." "Boy Next Door": (Ralph says that he will act surprized when the Nortons give him his birthday present.) Alice: "I can just picture you. You'll say: 'For me, just what I always wanted. A watch.'" Ralph: "Ah ha! So, it's a watch." Alice: "It is not. It's a belt." (Alice is a bit upset for spilling the beans.) Ralph: "A belt? Pretty small gift." Alice: "Not with what you have to wrap it around." "Norton Moves In" (Color version): (Ralph is yelling about the fact that the Nortons are staying for the night becasue the Nortons apartment stinks of new paint.) Alice: "Ralph, not so loud. You will wake the neighbors." Ralph: "Maybe they have to get their apartments painted too. We will all grab a brush and have a ball."