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10-14-2001, 04:32 PM
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A new fic by Dana Dearest and Myself
OK...I am just randomly starting...blahness. I am guessing this is like...some months after Jinny Dearests Intervention. Whatever. Prepare to laugh your asses off. ::evil laughter::
[[At the Division]] Jinny: So, Mag. I heard about you and Gabriel... Magda: Yeah? Jinny: Watcha gonna say? Magda: Don't rush me on this! I have to think about it. Jinny: I say go for it! Magda: That's what you do every night. Jinny: *stares* Magda: *laughs hysterically* Jinny: We'll see who's laughing by the end of the day. *grins* Magda: Whatever, Jin. Jinny: I will make you suffer...you will not know when I will get you back for that. Magda: Suffer...right. Jinny: Right. Just like you said. Kate: *comes out of her office, she looks sort of mad and confused* Exstead, in here, now. Your turn, Dearie. |
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10-14-2001, 04:57 PM
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MWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
Jinny: Why, what have I done this time? Captain: Just get in here! Jinny: Ok, ok fine... *gets up and goes into captains office* Captain: *closes door* So, hows the Rodriguez (he is a a murderer who escaped from jail and has been hiding out for 4 months) case going? Jinny: Pretty good actually... We pinpointed his hideout last night. Bob (rookie cop) said he was ging to talk to you about it... Didn't he? Captain: Yes he talked to me. He told me somebody notofyed Rodriguez that we knew where he was. He dissapeered. Jinny: Are you serios??? Captain: Yeah. Jinny: Who blabed??? Captain: According to the rookies... YOU! Jinny: What!? ------------------ ~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever? *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! DaDanceGirl88@aol.com Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly. |
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10-14-2001, 05:04 PM
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Jinny: You are going to believe those rookies over me? The best female police inspector you've got?
Kate: I wouldn't go that far. Jinny: So you believe me? Kate: You're not the bet I've got. Jinny: Come on, Cap. You know I'd never blow a case like this. Kate: Yeah Jinny, I know. But all of those rookies against you... Jinny: They're just ganging up against me! They're jealous. Kate: Of what!? Jinny: *rolls eyes* That I'm a police inspector and they're not! Kate: So that means your jealous of me because I'm a police captain and your not, right? Jinny: Wrong. Well...you know...that would be nice. Telling all those people-- Kate: *cuts her off* So just confess already! Jinny: To what? I didn't do it! Kate: *sighs* Mwahhahaha... |
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10-14-2001, 05:06 PM
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Ok, You guys are tops @ writing weird fan-fics! Keep it coming sisters!
------------------ *!*Caitlin*!* *!*Chickadee*!* *!*WildChildJinny*!* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IM Address: Bixbabe926 TeddysGirl2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do, And Aways Will, Love Darren! We've Been Through So Much Already, And We Will Go Through So Much More. Side By Side, Hand In Hand! ~*<3*~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Confidence isn't something that you're born with and it isn't something that comes down on you one day like the rain. You get it from yourself,gradually, willfully and it's the best gift that you can give yourself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today! -Jinny Exstead. |
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10-14-2001, 05:11 PM
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Jinny: C'mon capt... U have to believe me here!
Captain: I don't have to do anything! I'm sorry Jinny but I am required to suspend you... Again... For another 90 days... Jinny: NO! You cant do that to me! i just got back on the Job! I'LL GO CRAZY! Captain: Gimme your gun and your badge, and then you can go. Jinny: *litterally throws gun and badge at capt and walks out to get stuff* *in bathroom* Jinny: *talking to herself* Stupid, stupid stupid moo cow woman, suspending me, THE DEMON SHALL PAY!!! Magda: *walks in* Jin who are you talking to. Jinny: Nobody... Nobody at all! Magda: I heard about what happened... Jinny: You believe me don't you? Magda: Well... I guess.. Jinny: you GUESS?? What does that mean??? Magda: Well... I mean... EVerybody says you did it... Jinny: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEBODY IS GONNA DIE! *marches out* ------------------ ~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever? *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! DaDanceGirl88@aol.com Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly. |
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10-14-2001, 05:24 PM
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Magda: Um...right.
Jinny: *mumbles to herself while trowing her stuff in her bag* Nobody believes me...I'm a cop for this long... Magda: What? Jinny: Nothing. Nothing at all. Magda: Listen. I'm gonna come by your place when I get off work, ok? Jinny: *looks up from packing her stuff* Why? Magda: *worried that she'll start drinking alot again* Just to see how you're doing. Jinny: You don't trust me at all, do you? Magda: Hey, I didn't say that. Jinny: I know your thinking it! Magda: How do you know that? Jinny: THE EVIL PENGUINS TELL ME EVERYTHING! Magda: Ok...maybe it is a good thing you're going home now. Jinny: Maybe I'll just stay home. Forever. *walks out* [[Magda goes into Kate's office.]] Magda: Now ya see what ya did to her? Kate: What? Magda: She's calling you...evil cow woman and talking to penguins! Kate: Come here. Magda: *leans over Kate's desk* Kate: *puts her hand on Mag's forehead* No...you don't seem to have a temperature... Magda: *pulls her hand away* She's going insane! Kate: Maybe you should go home for a while...take the day off. Magda: *screams and goes back to ger desk* ------------------ --Kaley Jinny Exstead, co-Queen of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Elephants-- On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! Just call on shiny suit man! Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up! Jinny [and me]: Don't screw with me. *-*Five Queens and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising*-* Go visit my lovely and wonderful website about the best and most talented actress in the entire world: Nancy McKeon! |
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10-14-2001, 05:34 PM
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[Jinnys Apartment]
Jinny: *kicks a hole in the wall* DOWN WITH THE EVIL COW! This wall! *points to wall* You, wall, are my allie! YOU SHALL HELP ME DEFEAT HER! You and the penguins! I MUST GET THE PENGUINS! I MUST SAVE THE PENGINS FROM THE ZOO! Pengy peng! Save the pengies! *runs out* (at Division 4 hous later) Captain: Hey magda, I have a new case for you. Somebody broke into the zoo and stole the penguins. Magda: They stole the penguins? Captain: While screaming "PENGY!!! FREE THE PENGY WENGYS!" Magda: Thats scary... [At Jinnys apartment] Jinny: *sitting on dresser while penguins are on the floor* Welcome penguins... WELCOME TO MY LAIR! ------------------ ~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever? *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! DaDanceGirl88@aol.com Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly. |
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10-14-2001, 06:01 PM
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omg this is sooooo funny!!! i am sittin here lmao and i'm gettin some pretty weird looks from people, but who cares. anyway POST MORE SOON!!!!!
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10-14-2001, 06:09 PM
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OMG Dana! LMFAO!
[[Magda at the Zoo interviewing witnesses]] Magda: So what did she look like? Witness: Dark hair, about 5'6" maybe. She was kind of skinny. Oh yeah, and she was wearing a leather jacket. Magda: Oh my God, Jinny. Witness: What? Magda: Thanks! *gets in her car and leaves really fast* [[Jinny's apartment]] Magda runs in, and while she does, a small group of penguins run out the door. Jinny: DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! Magda: *goes out and shoos them back in* Jinny: *is sitting on the couch* Magda: What in the hell is wrong with you? Jinny: *rocking back and forth* Penguins...must...defeat...cow woman. Magda: *slaps her on the face* Snap out of it! Jinny: GET HER! Magda: *one of the penguins begins to peck on her leg* Ow! Stop that! Jinny: *growls* Magda: *picks up phone* Insane Asylum...Insane Asylum..aha! Here it is. Jinny: *Jinny makes the noise that penguins make, whatever that is, and they all gather around her* Magda: *on the phone* Yes...could you come and pick up my...friend? Jinny: *whispers something and the penguins try to tackle Magda* OK OK! *hangs up the phone* Jinny: *picks up a penguin and pets it* Gooooood penguin. |
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10-14-2001, 07:26 PM
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*funger agger* LOL
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Oh, boy, here we go, folks, I remember the last time these two teamed up...lol...j/k
 You guys crack me up! MORE! |
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10-14-2001, 07:38 PM
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Magda: Jinny... I am going to have to arrest you for... Theft... Or Kidnapping... Of Penguins.
Jinny: AAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAACK! *throws penguin at Magda and it pecks her nose* Magda: Get it off me! Get it off me! Jinny: Hush... U cranberry. U BLUE cranberry. Magda: *pulls penguin off her face* What the hell is wrong with you??? Jinny: The evil moo has offended I! QUEEN OF ALL THAT MOO'S!!! *tackels magda and ties her up* stay here and tend to the penguins, I shall return in 45 minuits with 4 cows, then it will be time for my MASTER PLAN! MWAHAAAAAAAAA! ur turn. ------------------ ~co-Queen Dana Jinny Exstead of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, and Dam Lugers-- (not offiliated with Anthony, Monkeyman, or Juicy Juice)~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own... OH! And Jenn is a JinKate! Isn't that the most interesting tidbit of information ever? *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! DaDanceGirl88@aol.com Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... I live in a town, with this street, named Hoe Avenue. Seriosly. |
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10-14-2001, 07:46 PM
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Magda: JINNY! Wait!
Jinny: *gone* Madga: *still tied up, she pulls out her cell phone and calls cap, but she can't get it up to her ear, so she has to yell* Cap: McCafferty. Magda: CAP! Cap: Magda? I can barely hear you! Magda: JINNY TIED ME UP AND SHE'S COMING BACK WITH COWS! Cap: Cows? Magda: GET HER! No... HELP ME! Cap: Ok Mag...just chill. I'll send someone over there. *hangs up* Magda: *throws phone on the floor* [[20 minutes later]] CD walks into Jinny's apartment and unties Magda. Magda: What took you so long!?!? CD: Sorry! Magda: Oh whatever. Come on! We've got to find Jinny before she gets the cows! |
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10-14-2001, 08:32 PM
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*Mag and CD leave and about 15 minuits later Jinny comes down a street riding a cow, with 3 cows following and a giant like 500 lb pig.*
CD: *slamms on breaks and goes over to Jinny* JINNY! Why are you riding a cow??? Jinny: Moo. CD: That explains it... Get off the cow. Jinny: Moo Moo! CD: Jinny is you don't we are going to arrest you and put you in a loonie bin. Jinny: Moo. *rides the cow away and the pig stays behind because its to fat to run* CD: MAGDA! Come quickly, ride this pig! *mag and CD get on the pig and follow Jinny to this old burnt up abandoned house and Jinny goes inside and they follow her and cant fin her and finally find her woith the cows on the top floor* Jinny: *sitting in a throne with candles all around her* Welcome freinds. Now that you have entered my lair it is your fate to stay here and help me defeat the evil moo cow woman. CD: Jinny this is insane! Magda: Please.. Just put the penguins back in the zoo put the cows back from wherever you got them... And... Get rid of the pig. Jinny: *gasps* NOOOOOOOOO! The penguins are still at my apartment! I MUST RETRIVE THEM! Magda: Oh no you wont. Jinny: Your right, you will do it for me. Sit *points to 2 chairs made out of uncooked noodles* ur turn |
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10-14-2001, 08:44 PM
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Uncooked noodles? OMG...lol
Magda: Jinny! Come on! Jinny: SIT I SAY! Mag & CD: *they both sit down* Jinny: You must each ride one of my lovely cows to retrieve my PENGUINS! *throws a really long peice of rope at them* These are their leashes. DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY! Or...you shall feel the wrath of QUEEN JINNY EXSTEAD OF THE PIGS, PEGNUINS, AND COWS! and uncooked noodles. CD: *scraches head* Jin: Now, retrieve my penguins! *points to the cows* Mag: *gets on a cow* CD: No way. Mag: Just come on! *pats the back of one of the other cows* CD: *gets on it* How do I steer this thing? Jin: *Moo's at the cows and they begin to walk* Mag: Whoa... CD: She talks to animals! Mag: That reminds me of a cartoon... CD: Did she evercom incontact with a pig that turned into a fat guy with a wand thing? |
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10-14-2001, 09:52 PM
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ok u guys i am still ROTFLMAO!!! this is soooo freakin funny! don't y'all ever stop? lol
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