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Zoneboy · 09-16-2008, 05:11 PM

Toilet-Paper Researchers Create 3-Ply Tissue

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NEENAH, Wis. - If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better. At least that's what toilet-paper researchers in northeastern Wisconsin hope.

Yes, there is such a thing as a toilet-paper researcher. And a team of them at Georgia Pacific's Innovation Institute in Neenah has come up with a three-ply version of its Quilted Northern product.

The new product will be launched Monday. The company touts the toilet tissue as "ultra-soft" and says it plans to market the product to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a "sanctuary for quality time."

Industry analyst Bill Schmitz is skeptical. He said extra layers make toilet paper stronger, not softer, although he said Georgia Pacific may have added extra fibers for softness

catlover79 · 09-16-2008, 09:51 PM

That makes me think of that episode of Seinfeld with Elaine and the toilet paper. "Can you spare a square?"

Zoneboy · 09-16-2008, 10:41 PM

^^^You're not 45.

Janice · 09-16-2008, 10:51 PM

Seems to me that guys of all ages would appreciate thick toilet paper, lol.

catlover79 · 09-16-2008, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

^^^You're not 45.

Seems to me everyone would appreciate it.

dawsongirl · 09-17-2008, 01:22 AM

All that will do is clog easier. Bah!

Schmoopie · 09-17-2008, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

That makes me think of that episode of Seinfeld with Elaine and the toilet paper. "Can you spare a square?"

That's what I thought of, too! "All I'm asking for is ONE PLY!!"

So what does three ply toilet paper have to do with people 45 and older? I guess since I just turned 41, I don't qualify?

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

All that will do is clog easier. Bah!

That is so true!

Andrea

PZelda · 09-17-2008, 03:22 AM

Fuggit, I'm buying that damn toilet paper. I DON'T CARE IF I STILL HAVE 22 YEARS TO GO.

veggie-tari-jenn · 09-17-2008, 11:11 PM

I am 34 and would try it...makes no sense its for people 45 and older..that would be sooo funny if you needed an ID to buy it to prove your 45 or older..hehe

AB · 09-18-2008, 06:05 PM

^ LOL!

TripperFan · 09-22-2008, 02:35 PM

For the TOUGH ladies over 45......

WE CAN HANDLE IT!!!

09-16-2008, 05:11 PM	#1
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09-16-2008, 10:41 PM	#3
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,439	^^^You're not 45.

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Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Seems to me that guys of all ages would appreciate thick toilet paper, lol.

09-17-2008, 01:22 AM	#6
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veggie-tari-jenn SARCASTIC COUPON PRINCESS!! Eternal Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 13, 2008 Posts: 1,882	I am 34 and would try it...makes no sense its for people 45 and older..that would be sooo funny if you needed an ID to buy it to prove your 45 or older..hehe

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