Friday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Young Man With A Horn":

Ralph: "I'm making a list of all my weak points."

Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"

"Young At Heart":

Ed: "You are supposed to waddle like a duck."

Ralph: "How can I do that?"

Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."

"Pal O' Mine":

Ralph: "Is there any lard around here?"

Alice: "Yeah. about 300 lbs. of it."

"Finders Keepers":

Ed: "You can still come up empty you know."

Ralph: "The only thing that is empty around here is your head."

"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":

Ed: "A doctor told me that I had a split-ersonality. I was two people. One was Ed Norton, the gay-carefree-man-about-town and the other Ed Norton was the sober serious-minded thinker."

Ralph: "What happened?"

Ed: "Oh, I got cured. I got cured. I am now one person. I am Ed Norton, the sober, serious-minded thinker."

"A Little Who Wasn't There Part 1":

Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Big news. Your husband is crazy."

Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"

"We're Off To See The Wizard":

(The girls are upset that the boys paid Emma and Clarance $200. Emma & Clarance fooled the boys ino thinking that there was buried treasure and sold them the map that guided them to the place where the "treasure" was for $200.)

Alice: "You two have cost us $200."

Ed: "$208. We paid Clarance $8 to borrow the shovel from him."

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "Alice, come on out. Dynamite is here."

(Alice slams the bedroom door.)

Ralph: "I guess that she is still asleep."

"We Spy":

(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)

Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"

Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"