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Old 07-03-2001, 09:20 PM   #1
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Post Poker Night

Poker Night


*Division*
(Madga and Jinny walk in)

Madga: Well that was a rough case.

Jinny: Tell me about it. I’m glad it’s over.

Madga: Well it’s almost time to leave.

C.D.: Thank goodness.

Angela: Who wants to go to the bar and have a drink for a few minutes.

C.D.: I will.

Madga: Me too. But only for a few minutes, I wanna get home to Ben.

Angela: How about you Jinny?

Jinny: Nope.

C.D.: Jinny turning down a chance to go to a bar. That’s a first.

Jinny: For your information it’s family poker night and I’ve invited Teddy to come and most likely he is at my apartment waiting for me because he’s nervous, and I don’t blame him because I am too. I’ve never brought a guy home to meet my family.

Madga: Well you are getting really serious, I think your family should meet Teddy.

Angela: I’m sure it’ll go fine.

Jinny: I hope so.

(The Captain walks out)

Captain: Okay you guys can go home now. See ya tomorrow.

(Everyone walks out)

*Parking Lot*

Madga: Bye Jin. I’ll call you tonight to see how things with.

(Everyone leaves)

(Jinny drives to her apartment, Teddy is there)

Jinny: Hey. I knew you’d be in my apartment. You’re nervous aren’t you?

Teddy: Just a little. I mean I’ve never met your family, and I have heard a little about them.

Jinny: Ok I’ll give you a few tips. Write them down.

Teddy: Are you serious?

Jinny: Very.

Teddy: Ok.
(Teddy grabs a notebook and a pen)

Teddy: I’m ready.

Jinny: Ok first off, don’t listen to a thing John says.

Teddy: Jinny, be serious, I truly am nervous.

Jinny: I am serious. He will say anything to tick me off.

Teddy: Ok. Thanks for making me feel less nervous (Sarcastically)

Jinny: Welcome. Also don’t expect to win at poker.

Teddy: Oh really. And who would win, you?

Jinny: Yes. I’m very good at poker.

Teddy: Not as good as me.

Jinny: Oh what did they teach you to play poker in prep school?

Teddy: No I learned from a friend of mine.

Jinny: Well we gotta leave in a few minutes. You ready?

Teddy: Yeah.
(They leave)


Ok it's not much but it'll get more interesting. please reply.

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Old 07-03-2001, 09:21 PM   #2
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great story post more soon.




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N:My boyfriends back
B:Oo I love that song (singing)my boyfriends back your gonna be in trouble, hala hala, my boyfriends back.
J: Blair if you love that song so much why are you doing THAT to it.
B:What?
J: singing it like julie andrews.
N:ya gotta put a little street into it.
B:street?
N:a nice clean street.
B:my my boy. my boyfriend(sings really deeply)
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Old 07-03-2001, 10:18 PM   #3
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Old 07-03-2001, 11:49 PM   #4
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great start post more soon
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Old 07-03-2001, 11:51 PM   #5
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Ooooooo, I wonder what's going to happen. Post more so I can find out! Whoa, that was mean so, pwease? Pwetty, pwetty pwease?

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Old 07-04-2001, 11:57 AM   #6
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Ooooooo, I wonder what's going to happen. Post more so I can find out! Whoa, that was mean so, pwease? Pwetty, pwetty pwease?

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Old 07-04-2001, 04:22 PM   #7
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More pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!!!!

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Old 07-04-2001, 05:24 PM   #8
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*Family poker night*

Jinny: Ok lets start playing poker. Get me a beer would ya Casey?

Casey: Sure.

(30 minutes later, Teddy is winning)

John: You play rather well Teddy.

Teddy: Thanks.

John: Jinny plays good too. She’s always getting lucky, not only in poker.

Casey: John shut up.

(Jinny looks mad, but tries to ignore John)

John: What? I think that Teddy should know that Jinny is a slut. (Looking at Jinny) So how long has it been since you’ve slept with another guy you didn’t know?

(Teddy looks very uncomfortable)

Jinny: That’s it. I can’t take it anymore.

(Jinny jumps out of her sit and attacks John. Teddy and Casey get up and pull Jinny off of John)

John: That stupid witch gave me a bloody nose.

Teddy: Jinny just calm down ok.

Jinny: Calm down. You want me to calm down? He just called me a slut in front of you. You should have just let me beat the crap out of him.

Casey: Jinny he didn’t have a right to say that, but you shouldn’t have hit him.

Jinny: I’ve put of with his bull crap for too long. I’m leaving.

Teddy: I think it’s best if we do leave.
(They leave. The car ride home was very quiet)
*Jinny’s apartment*

Teddy: Jinny, why did you do that? You knew I was nervous about meeting your family, then you just have to go off and get in a fight. I wasn’t going to pay attention to him.

Jinny: I was paying attention ok. He deserved me hitting him. I can’t take him anymore. And why is it that you worry about yourself feeling uncomfortable, what about me, don’t you think I was feeling uncomfortable? He was sitting there calling me a slut in front of my boyfriend, saying how I sleep around. You think I didn’t feel uncomfortable? My past isn’t something I’m proud of and he goes off and just talks about it like I can’t change, and I have.

Teddy: I know about your past and I know that you have changed. You didn’t need to hit him.

Jinny: Listen I just kinda want to be alone now so please leave.

Teddy: Ok. I’ll call you later.
(Teddy goes to kiss Jinny, but she backs up. Teddy looks disappointed and leaves. As soon as he does the phone rings)

tell me what ya think.

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Old 07-04-2001, 05:28 PM   #9
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Old 07-04-2001, 06:30 PM   #10
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Please post more soon!I'm really liking this so far.

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Old 07-04-2001, 09:17 PM   #11
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Eeeek! This is really good! PLEEZE post more A.S.A.P!


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Old 07-04-2001, 09:37 PM   #12
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awesome, post more!

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Jinny: "Well I think I am going to give up men."
Magda: "You give up sex?"
Jinny: "No not sex,Men! I can be satisfied by having machinery. In facts I kinda like the idea of being intimate with something that comes with a money ack guarantee *laughs*
Magda: "Oh God."

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Old 07-05-2001, 05:41 PM   #13
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Old 07-05-2001, 07:25 PM   #14
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Jinny: Hello.

Madga: Hey Jinny, I just wanted to call and see how it went.

Jinny: Very bad.

Madga: What happened.

Jinny: I got in a fight with John.

Madga: Oh. A fist fight or word fight?

Jinny: Fist. I gave him a bloody nose.

Madga: Jinny you shouldn't have done that.

Jinny: Don’t tell me what I should do.

(Jinny hangs up the phone and gets in her car and goes to the bar)
*Anchorside*

(Jinny has a lot of drinks and is totally drunk. She goes out to her car and starts to drive)

*A while later, Jinny is still drunk and driving.)

Jinny: Gosh I must be lost. Where did I drive to? Oh well I’ll just keep driving and I’ll end up somewhere familiar. Oh there’s a dog at the side of the road. No it’s in the middle of the road.

(Jinny swerves to miss the dog, and goes downhill as the car flips around. When it stops it is upright but inside Jinny is unconscious and has blood on her forehead.)

This may be the last that I can post until Monday b/c I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but if I'm not to busy tomorrow I may try to post more it just depends.


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