Division Made Up Blooper Time!

[Jinny Girl]

Well someone wanted to make onna these and I feel inspired so lets make a blooper thing.. Everyone post your made up bloopers... Ok...

*Episode With the Helen Markem lady*

Nancy: Oh come on... Your born you move on you die thats... The wrong line...
Director: Cut.

*Season Finale*

Nancy: You say you wanna help me! Well maybe... Just maybe, the truth will help.... help... *sneezes*
Lisa: Bless you.
Nancy: Thank you.... Well Maybe, just maybe the.... *starts laughing* I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
Director: Cut.

*Episode #12 "Faces in the Crowed"*

Bonnie: Jinny? Jinny, look I... *thinks for a long time and mumbles* I know my line I know my line I know it... *jumps and claps* Oh yeah! Ok Look I want this guy breathing and...
Nancy: *laughing really hard*
Bonnie: This is no laughing matter!
Nancy: ... Sorry.... AAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Director: *sighs* Cut.

*When Jinny is in bar kissing that guy and Teddy is watching*

Nancy: *breaks off kiss with that guy and gives him A weird look*
Guy: What?
Nancy: Can you try not sticking your tounge so far down my throaght this time??? I mean no offense... But it's really... Irritating.
Director: You had 3 seconds left in that in scene... Only 3 more seconds of his tounge... couldn't you have handled it?
Nancy: No.
Director: Ok lets do that again...

Some of those were really stupid but I have been thinking for weeks.


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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

[Divisionbabe05]

Those were hillarious Dana...I'm not good at doin stuff like this so I wint, but I will enjoy reading others!

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I am a Jineddy! A Jineddy is a person who wants Jinny and Teddy to be together! Morganne is a Jinanybody and a Carby, but thats ER...Dana just happens to be a JinMag, which is a lil strange, but o well...its interesting!

*People* Isnt that the craziest word u ever done heard? *LOL*

*Me, Morganne, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!*

[sue z q]

Magda: I'm concerned about your drinking.
Jinny: Well that makes one of us.
Magda: *keeps staring at her*
Jinny: *starts ad-libbing cause Lisa forgot her line* I mean, *I* don't think I have a problem. I mean I don't! Where'd you ever get an idea like that? I mean-
Director: Cut!

Jinny: *pilot scene when she's leaving the two guys* I'm just gonna go. *she starts walking out and trips on a boot* All right, who put that there?!
Director: Cut!


hehehehe...when I think of more I'll post them.

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

And from your resident off-topic queens and royalty:

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

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[Jinny Girl]

*When Jinny Chases that guy who throws Garbage on her*

Nancy: *running... running... running... Goes to open a door and someting distracts her and she opens the door and smashes herself in the face with it.*........ Ow...
Lisa: *from off camera* Nice move.
Nancy:....... Ow.
Director: Ok cut..

*When Jinny is talking to the 2 cops when she is drunk*

Nancy: *dumb drunk voice* And inspector Exstead... Nice to meet you... And after i finish this very LAST silver patrone I will give you the once in a lifetime experience too... *decides to be a wise ass* Blah blah blah, so whaddaya say? let sleep together.
Director: Can you please say the line the way you are suposed to now?
Nancy: Ok. Sorry.
Director: Ok take it from your last line.
Nancy: ok... And inspector Ickstead... Exstead... Whats my name again?
Director: Nancy! Just say the line!
Nancy: No seriosly this time I forgot the line.
Director: Cut, lets take a lunch break...

*Just any random scene where they get out of a car*

Nancy: *Slamms car door of fingers and gets a blank look on her face and doesn't move*
Lisa: Nancy??? U ok.
Nancy: Fingers... Door... Slamm... Ow.......... AHHHHHHHHHHH! *pulls fingers out* AHHHHH! Oh I broke them! AHHH! damnitdamnitdamnit! OW! My hand! Help! I need pain killers!
Director: Cut.
Nancy: ... *looks at squished fingers* My fingers are turning blue.
Lisa: That cant be good...

Ok.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

[XoVanillaRain90oX]

*scene from seduced and abandoned*

Nancy: so you get a peice of that... blah blah blah..sorry what was the line?
Director: CUT!

Nancy: you want honesty? let me tell you a little about my family....*stops for a second and scratches her head* sorry I though a bug was crawling on me!!
Director: come on!! Take 4
Nancy: see I never really had a birthday unless of course you wanna count my...14th? No no...16th?? Yeah yeah thats it! *stops and laughs*
Director: CUT..Lets take a break shall we?

Thats all i can think of hehe

[Swimfan85]

Kate: how are things going?
Jinny: Miserble i gotta pee
*few minuets when jinny is suppose to come out*
Jinny: uhh u guys my zipper stuck..
*everyone laughs*
Director: Cut!
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Kate: i certainly hope your not talking to me
**thinks but cant think of her line: well who else would i be talking to?
(bonnie shakes her head)
Nancy: damn-then whats my line?
Director: cut, take lunch break!

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When Jinny walks into the intervention and is staring at everyone
Lela**farts really loud**: oppps
Tracey: you sure let one rip

[NewsiesGurl229]

Y'all...I'm loving these, but I always have, and always will suck at them! So you guys can keep going! If I think of a good one I'll post it.

[Jinny Girl]

*Scene that never really heppened... Lets predend it happens next season*

Nancy: *flipping through paprs and puts pen in her mouth to hold it and sticks the wrong and in and the end breaks and all this ink gets in her mouth and turns her mouth blue* EW! *spits ink out on floor* Oh god,... EW!... *grabs tissue and wipes tounge off* Ack!
Director: Cut... Could someone please get Ms McKeon some Water?
Nancy: *talking wierd because well... She has ink in her mouth* Im gonna go brush my teeth...

*When Jinny and Mag are playin racquetball*

Lisa: *whacks ball and almost hits camera man who dives out of the way.* Omg... I am sorry.
Camera Man: *stays down and doesn't move*
Nancy: You killed him.
Director: Cut.

*Scene where Jinny is undercover at strip club*

Guy: *Piches her ass*
Nancy: *turns around to say her line but the heel on her boot breaks and she falls* MEDIC!
Director: Cut.

*Intervention Scene*

Lela: You were never nice to me!
Nancy: Well did it ever occur to you that we might not have anything in common?
Lela: Were both.... Ummm... Both... Both...
Nancy: *starts making it up* What? Cops? Women?.... Living???
Director: Nice save. CUT!

*Scene In "Partners in Crime"*

Lisa: Jinny I am concerned about your drinking.
Jinny: *has the stomach flu and is really nausius.* I... Am going to throw up...
Lisa: *Backs up*
Director: Cut. Nancy, go see a doctor.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

[NancyMcKeonFan8976]

"Don't Ask"

Casey: Jinny, i think i know how this guy felt and what he was going throw.

Nancy: *cocks head* MMM..

Casey: Jinny, I'm gay!

Nancy: I knew it! I knew It! I am so good! So damn good!

Director: Cut!

"Episode with the crazy serial killer homless lady"

Lela: Every damn time...every..What u looking at? What the hell you looking at? What you reading? *goes over and grabs it. It rips in half*. Good now we can share it! *Tracey starts laughing*

Director: Cut!

Nancy: You got ur 15 min. Under 1 condition. She leaves *points to Lisa*

Lisa:What u can't do that! I set this up! i have lines. I am ur best friend in the show and off the show! Thats it...u asked for it! *runs at Nancy and jumps on her. they are on the floor and Lisa is fake strangling her*

Tracey: SFPD. put ur hands in the air. You have the right *everyone stats laughing*

Director: Geez...cut and take 14!

they sucked but oh well! i tired

[iwannabeanExstead/McKeon]

ok, i am seriously ROTFLMAO

do any of yal mind if i put these on my NMK site, don worry, if i can, ill giv all da 1s dat make 'em credit, well, i mean ill say who made 'em if u wan me 2

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~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead

i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life
on here

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com
WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com
NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com
or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

[This message has been edited by iwannabeanExstead/McKeon (edited 09-04-2001).]

[WildChildJinny]

OK, There are gonna be bad but w/e!

"The First One Hits Free Baby"

Bonnie(Kate): Look Jinny, your personal life is all yours. But what you do after hours, affects my hours and becomes my business. *pauses* No wait, scratch that. I don't what to know what you do after-hours, I don't even want to think about what you do after hours ... or should I say WHO you do after hours!
*Bonnie and Nancy starts to laugh*
Director: CUT! Bonnie what was that?
Nancy: Hey, I gotta hand it to her, it's the truth!

"Intervention"

Nancy(Jinny): Freeze! Step away from the counter and put your hands over your head.
*Man starts to run away and Nancy starts to follow him, but she trips and falls. She falls right into the candy display sending candy all over the floor.*
Director: CUT!
Nancy: Well at least I fell! *says proudly* And it was definitely a "drunken" fall if I do say so myself!

"Faces In The Crowd"

Jay(Teddy): Well what am I supposed to do? Hide in the closet while you go out and face danger?
Nancy(Jinny) No. You're supposed to hide under the covers with me cuz it's warmer that way. *Reaches out, takes Jay's hand and pulls him down on the bed.*
Jay(Teddy): *pulls his hand away.* WOW! That is the cheesiest line I ever heard! *starts to laugh*

More as soon as I can think of any...

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*!*Caitlin*!*
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IM Address: Bixbabe926
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In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today!-Jinny Exstead.
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[Jinny Girl]

"Don't Ask" When John is beating up Casey and Jinny pulls him of onto her*

Guy who plays John: *elbows her in stomach and accidentally does it to hard*
Nancy: OW! Damn you! That hurt... I mean in realy life!
Guy: Oops.. Sorry...
Director: CUT.

*Partners in Crime*

Lisa: It's to much of a commitment.
Nancy: What like were dateing and now I'm asking you to move in?
Lisa: No... But thats not a bad idea how about tonight at my place?
Director: LISA! Cut!!!

*Intervention*

John: So she drinks she drinks like a fish! So what!@>
Nancy: So what!? I'll tell you what! I am a drunk, A stupid drunk! WHY!?!? WHY!?!? *falls dpwn and does that REALLY fake crying*
Director: CUT!
Nancy: Why!? Why did she shoot herself!? WHY!?!? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!?!?!? *sobbing*
Director: I SAID CUT!!!
Nancy: How could she just leave me like that, Leave me to drink until my freinds have an intervention for my sorry ass! WHY!?
Director: CUT!
Nancy: *clears throaght and gets up* Sorry...




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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!

Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com
And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... At least I think thats the title...

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

[XoVanillaRain90oX]

gosh, these are to funny. im going again!! heh heh
---------------------------------------------Tracey: Im judgmental (sp?) and jaded and thats not the line....
They all begin to laugh
Director: CUT
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The guy in the bar is cleaning the glass and he drops it
Nancy: good going!
Director: CUT! Cant you get this without dropping the dang glass?
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***High on the hog***
Nancy: this is going right through me I gotta use the bathroom (is that the right line? Im not sure sorry) She gets up and there is a big wet spot on her pants and they all start to laugh
Lisa: itz SURE going through you!
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
***InTeRvEnTiOn***
Nancy: (screaming about her mom)
Alex Rocco: hey nancy can you please try not to spit on me? It went in my eye
Nancy: (goes out of character) Oh, sorry heh heh!!
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Thats all I can think of hehe
This was such a good idea!

[WildChildJinny]

I was sitting in study hall 2day and I came up w/ some more bloopers. So here goes!

*I Forget Which Ep (LOL)*

Nancy(Jinny): Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even wanna love me at all?
Jay(Teddy): Because I wanna be with you. Wait... that's not right! *Nancy starts to laugh*

*I Forget Which Ep Again(LOL)*

Nancy(Jinny): Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing. Hmm.. do windows have dressing?
Directer: *Laughs* CUT!

*The Fear Factor*

Nancy(Jinny): God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
Tracey(C.D.): Why?
Nancy(Jinny): Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
Tracey(C.D.): Did she tell you that?
Nancy(Jinny): No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression of when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"
Tracey(C.D.): Let me guess. The back said, " You better believe it!"
Directer: CUT!
Nancy: *Laughs* Oh, I liked that. That was good!


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*!*Caitlin*!*
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IM Address: Bixbabe926
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In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today!-Jinny Exstead.
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[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

Ko, Pplz, these are LMAO funny! This one's from a play I have to do tonight at church, but it's funny anyway... I'm gonna get kicked for this, but oh well!!!

"Intervention"

That one lady: Jinny, I'm gonna pray for you because I have the big Bible right here! (Motions to a thick book. Places it on Jinny's chest and puts her hand on her back. She bows her head and starts to pray.) Dear Lord Jesus, God, Jehova, The Alpha and the Omega, Abba Father, The beginning and the end, Jehovah Jira! (Kicks across Jinny's abdomen.) I order you to cleanse this black hearted varmint's sin filled heart, for we know that she's headed striaght to the bowels of hell! (Presses the book into Jin's chest every time she says cleanse.) Cleanse it! Cleanse it! Amen. (Opens her eyes. Everyone else cracks up.) What?
Nancy: What was that?

Continue on! Even though that's redundant! I'm still sayin it... Ta, y'all!
Okay, I know that sucked... Ta, y'all.

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Okay, there are a few things that I'd like to make clear:

1.The Facts of Life, THe Division, and Designing Women rock forever!!!

2. I am a Kana. Do not put down The Facts of Life, The Division, or Designing Women, or I will be forced to summon the evil bats and their sidekicks, the evil polar bears, on you.

I'm glad we had this conversation.

Y'all have a nice day!