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04-07-2001, 03:33 PM
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NancyJoJinny and My (fanfic)
"Worst Nightmere"
Jinny: You can't kick me,out Bob! (She is yelling at her apartment owner) Bob: Yeah, well..you can in all drunk last night and i have told u not to bring men home with you anymore!!! That is it!! Jinny: I promise..it won't happen ever again! Bob: OUT! Jinny: (on her knees: not really) But... Bob: O-U-T. OUT! Jinny: (screams) F-I-N-E! Fine! (At the station) Magda Jinny, didu know your car is tilting? Jinny: Haha..i got kicked out of my apartment and all my stuff is in my car!!! C.D: What did u do this time? Jinny: I forgot to pay my rent! Magda: Lier..u brought anotyher man up to ur room again! Jinny: So... Angela: So...what you going to do? Jinny: I don't know..do u have any ideas Angela? Angela: Nope..not my house! Jinny: C.D? C.D: No way!!!!! Jinny: Magda? Magda; Please, one story for Ben a week is enough! Jinny: Then what am i going to do...Teddy is on a buisness trip and i don't have an extra key!!!(Jinny looks over to see the Captian) Magda: Yes, ask her!!! Jinny: No way...that is my worst nightmere!!! C.D: Captian...Jinny needs to ask you something!!! Captain: Yes? Jinny: Yeah...well...i... Comtinue my Jerz girl partner!!!! u guys like it? ------------------ aOL SN: luckyme099 yahoo sn: nancyfan8976 email: nancymckeonfan8976@hotmail.com Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me! Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men. Magda: You...give up sex? No way. Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery |
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04-07-2001, 03:50 PM
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This is awesome!!!!
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04-07-2001, 04:54 PM
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this is awesome!!! please continue!!
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04-07-2001, 04:58 PM
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Ok!!!! Im sooo exited!!!.....Im going insane here...heres more...
Captain:Jinny, would you spit it out already! Jinny  very fast)I got kicked otu of my apartment for....(slowly)reasons...And your my last hope!Captain:For what? Jinny:Can i lave with you until i find an apartment? Captain:God jin....Fine but there are rules! Jinny:Like what? Captain:No beer...No guys....Includeing teddy...And i swear if you come home drunk once, you will be sleeping in the park! Jinny:haha! Your kiddng right? Captain glared at her)Jinny wierd look on her face)Your not kidding...Captain:Nope not kidding...And keep your stuff out of my way. Jinny:WHat do i do with all the beer and...stuff i have now? Captain:Well...you can go drink it....Or you can get rid of it. Jinny:No way, ium not going to just throw it out! Captain: Well, why dont you figure it out, k? Jinny:Yeah thanks alot! Captain:You better thank me...Otherwise you'd have to go home with a different guy every night to find a place to sleep! J thinks for a sec. and smiles)Well...thats always a possibility.Captain:Uhhhh....WHatever just follow my rules and we can be good friends. Jinny:Sure mom. Your turn! |
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04-07-2001, 05:40 PM
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OHHH great!!!! Thanx! i get to continue from there!!!! RRRR..ok i will post it!!!
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04-07-2001, 05:46 PM
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great!!! post more soon!!
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04-07-2001, 06:58 PM
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yes this is sooo awesome!! M-O-R-E- MORE!
------------------ Ms G: Natalie why dont you show Jo a better place to park her bike Jo: why dont I park it on Blairs face? Natalie: shes a breath of fresh air isnt she?? |
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04-07-2001, 11:28 PM
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KEEP GOING PLEASE!!!!!!
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04-08-2001, 12:18 AM
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okay!!!
(Captians house) Jinny: Nice pad! (she looks around) Kate: Yeah, i know..so lets keep it that way. Jinny: (glares) i know. Kate: I have to go out tonight...i have night shift. Jinny: What ever. Kate: You can make yourself at home..wait don't, but u can sleep in my bed. i won't be home! All nighter! Jinny: SCORE!!! The bed!! Can i change the sheets first. Kate: (rools her eyes) Listen..if you don't... Jinny: Just kidding. (i will change them she thought) Kate: Bye. Have a good nights sleep! Jinny: Okay...and thanx again! (Kate arrives at the hotel) Kate: Hey sorry i was late. Jinny is staying with me and it is a long story. Man she seceretly sleeps with(4get his name):No problem. Jump in bed! (Next morning at the staition) Jinny: (Walks in) Hey guys. Magda: HI (sleeply) C.D: All nighter? Magda: Yup!!! Jinny: With the captain, how brutel!! Magda: (confused?) Captain wasn't here at all last night!! Your turn!!!!! ------------------ aOL SN: luckyme099 yahoo sn: nancyfan8976 email: nancymckeonfan8976@hotmail.com Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me! Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men. Magda: You...give up sex? No way. Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery |
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04-08-2001, 11:00 AM
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OKAY!!!
Jinny:What? Captain said she had the night shift.... Magda:Well she never came in. Jinny:Well she never came home. Magda:ARe you sure? Jinny:Magda she let me have her bed...if she came home she would make me move. Magda:Good point. Jinny(Runs toung over teeth)Ahha! CD:WHat? Jinny:WHat...Captains sleeping wth some guy thats what! Captain:Exuse me? Did i hear correctly? Jinny:Errr, uhhh, dee, mmmm. Captain:Thats what i thought.(goes into office)I cant stand that girl! WHats her problem anyways? Jinny:I cant stand that woman! WHats her problem anyways? Angela:You! (later at captains house) Captain:Hey. Jinny(feet on table)Hey. Captain(walks over to jinny)Get your feet of my table! Jinny(sighs)God(takes feet down)ANything else? Captain:I smell liquor... Jinny(shiftes around nervosly)Welll i uhhhh(SHould have brought my altoids she thought) You turn...again |
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04-08-2001, 01:26 PM
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Hurry!!! I want more!!!! Please
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04-08-2001, 05:55 PM
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Okay, sorry!!!
Jinny: What? Captain: You head me...i smell beer! Jinny: I don't know what you're talking asbout? Captain: Jinny, Part of my job is to beable to tell if someone is lying and i think it is paying off!!! Jinny: Well...it is not like i drank it on the couch! i drank it on the bed... Capttain: (cuts her off) THE BED????? Jinny: Yeah, i was watchin the tub and drinkin' Captain: Jinny...out! Jinnny: I am just kidding!!! (laughing) Got you there. You really thin k i would be that stupid. Captain: Jin, you always suprise me! So, you never know! Jinny: I arrested some guy at the bar today. While i was handcuffing him he throw his cup of beer all over me and i havn't gotten a chance to change. Captain: Okay, i am sorry for accusing you!! Jinny: No problem! (Smiles) You going out...i mean..(all serious) going to haev an all nighter again? Captain: Yup, so let me go change in my room and the4n you can have the bed tonight again! Jinny: YES!!! This is great! (Captains room. She walks over to her dresser and whips her eyes. she lays down on the bed and starts to get a wiff of something. It was achohol. Strog smell all aroung=d her bed and an empety bottle of Budwiser on her nightstand) Captain: JINNY!!!!! You go now...lol ------------------ aOL SN: luckyme099 yahoo sn: nancyfan8976 email: nancymckeonfan8976@hotmail.com Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me! Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men. Magda: You...give up sex? No way. Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery |
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04-08-2001, 07:02 PM
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Okay...
Jinny:What the.... (all sweet) WHat is it? Captain:You lying little... Jinny:WHat!?!?!?! Captain comes out of room holding bottle)Jinny:Hehe...Oh that...(scratches back of head)damn. Captain:Ill give you 5 minustes to get your things and yourself out of my house! Jinny:No nonononononononon(begging... literally) please please please please? Dont throw me out..I got no place to go! Captain:I really dont care! Jinny:Well, what did you want me to do throw it out!?! Captain:Yes! Jinny: R U crazy? Captain: I let you in my house....Does that answer your question? Jinny:If you make me leave ill tell everybody your sleeping with...somebody. Captain: WHat makes you think theyll believe you. Jinny: Of all people in the world, who else would have enough expeience to see through you! Captain sigh) You can stay.Jinny:Then its true, you are with some guy! HAHA. Captain:Shutup! And i better not fid you passed out here when i get back! OK? Jinny:God....Fine whatever. |
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04-08-2001, 07:49 PM
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lol, that was AWESOME!!!!
(Morning at 5:00a.m. Captain sneeks in the door!) Captain: (pokes jinny) Jin? Jinny: (doesn't move) Captain: Jinny??? Any one home? Jinny: (No response) Captain: Okay, you asked for it! (Kate pushed Jinny off the bed) (Loud thump) Jinny: (screams) OUCH!!!!! Captain: Well, you wouldn't wake up and i tried!!! Jinny: (looks sick) oh, what ever! Captain: u okay? Jinny: (runs to the bathroom without a response) Captain: I say don't be passed out when i get home, but u are throwing up with withdrawl when i get home!!! GReat!! Jinny: (coughing and flushing) Captain: You better not make a mess!!! i will see you at work!! Jinny: (vomits again) Captain: oh...and feel better! (Station) Catain: Hi everyone! Angela,C.D&Magda: Hey! Magda: Wheres Jinny? Captain: She is home! C.D: So, now your house is hers? Captain: No!!!! but u know what i mean!! Angela: Well, i would like to be home and... Captain: Give her a break, huh? C.D: Since when did u have a soft spot for Jinny? Magda: Yeah, wow!!! Captain: I...I...I i wonder if people are reading this or liking it? ------------------ aOL SN: luckyme099 yahoo sn: nancyfan8976 email: nancymckeonfan8976@hotmail.com Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me! Jinny: i think i'm going to give up men. Magda: You...give up sex? No way. Jinny: i said i would give up men, not sex...i can live with machinery |
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04-08-2001, 08:04 PM
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I love it!!! KEEP GOING ASAP!!! Please!!
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