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*funger agger* LOL
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Well, folks here we go! Let's make this as wild and unexpected as possible! I'll start with a VERY generic beginning, and you guys can do anything from here on in. (Oh, dear that's a scary thought. I've read most of your guys' fanfics. lol j/k
)*the Division* Jinny: *talking to Magda, they're both at their desks* So I get to the bar right? And I was looking around and this guy comes up to me and he's like "Hey, baby, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" And I'm like, "That is the oldest one in the book." Magda: Yeah, so then what? Jinny: So then his buddie comes up to me and is like, "Well, I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock." So I just turned to them and was like, "You guys are pathetic!" C.D.: *has been listening to their conversation, she looks up from her work* Then what happened? Jinny: *looks over at C.D.* Well, then all these other guys came over and they were competing for who had the best pick-up line! You guys should have been there, it was hilarious! Cap: *walks up all of a sudden, in a very dry tone* What was hilarious, Exstead? Jinny: Uhhhh.....ohhhhh.....nothing. Cap: Nothing? Jinny: Nothing. Cap: Well, here's yours and Mag's next case. *she hands her the folder* It's about a- You guys can take it from here. Hope it wasn't too bad of a beginning. ------------------ Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50? Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. And from your two resident off-topic queens, Danielle and I, who are still looking for that 12 step program by the way: *^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^* |
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Ok, I'll give it a go, but don't laugh to hard at my attempt!
"A guy robbed a local convenient store. He got about a grand in cash. Obviously he knew a big deal would be made there today. There's an eye witness who can identify him." Cap said. "Sounds simple," Magda shrugged. "The witness can identify him more than she would like to. The guy was in his underwear." "That's a pleasant thought" Jinny said as she and Magda stood up to leave. "Don't fall for any pick up lines from the guy, Jinny," C.D. said with a smirk as the two left. Jinny just gave a sarcastic laugh... Captain looked over at C.D. and the empty chair across from her. "Where's Angela? She's never late." ... NEXT! I know it was dumb, but I'm really drawing a blank at the moment! ks |
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*PuRpLe~PrInCeSsEs*
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I Will!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cd looks up at the Captain."I don't know." said Cd."Well let me know when she gets here you have a case and I am not sending you out alone."said The Captain as she walks back into her office. "So where do we find this witness?"asked Jinny while stopping at a red light."Down town,Sid street address 5405."said Magda looking down at the case file. Five minutes later Jinny stops the car in front of the house.Magda and Jinny get out. "This is a nice house for living in this area."said Magda as they walk up to the door. Jinny knocks on the door."Comming!"called a man from inside the house.The door opens."Can I help you lovely ladies."said the man."We need to know what you saw today at the robbery?"said Magda."Well this guy in his underwear came in and demaned money.."said the guy getting cut off."Could you tell me what the underwear looked liked?"said Magda. "Yeah,He had on the boxer type with litte pink bunnies on them and no shirt."said the guy."Little pink bunnies."said Jinny trying not to laugh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok Next.Sorry for hogging this. |
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Sweet scaredy cat
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Little pink bunnies??? Never heard that one before. But it does make a good twist. Ha Ha!! I'll continue.
(Station) Angela's still not there, and CD is getting very bored just sitting at her desk. She doesn't know where she is and she's getting kinda worried, this is the girl that came in a 6 in the morning when their shift didn't start until 8. CD just sat there. (At the guys house) "Thank you very much." Magda said to him as they went back to the car. "Little pink bunnies?" Jinny looked at Magda. "That's a new one there." "Oh shut up Jin." Okay someone else go. |
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*funger agger* LOL
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Thanks 4 writing everyone! Here's my two cents:
*in Jinny's car* Jinny: Well, all I guess we have to do now is search everyone in SF's underwear droor and see who has undrwear with little pink bunnies. Magda: Ooooo, fun. *in Cap's office* Cap: Hi, honey! Amanda: Hi, mom. Cap: So, how's LA with Barry the dishwasher? Amanda: Mom, would you please stop putting it that way. Cap: Well, I'll try dear. Amanda: Mom, *takes a deep breath* I have something to tell you. Cap: Oh? What? *at C.D.'s desk* C.D.: *she's getting sick of waiting so she picks up the phone and calls Angela's home* Okay, NEXT! |
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ok ill give it a go-ill try and be "serious" but thts sorta hard for me... but hey i stop and start writting the part
::Captains office:: Amanda: mom...i went to las vegas and eloped Capt.: what!!? Amanda: its alright cuz his business its just getting off its feet- Capt: of all the stupid things u did ::Jinny and Magda go back to the station and knock on capt. door:: Captain: do you have any leads on the case..? Jinny: all we know is he was wearing little pink bunny boxers.. ::just then CD knocks on the door:: CD: capt. i am going to go to angela's cuz no one is answering her phone Jinny: cd, see if daniel has any pink bunny boxers... well i guess that sucked but i didnt wanna screw it up even more by not being "serious" |
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HEHEHEHE
---------------------------- C.D raised an eyebrow at Jinny, "Ok Jin, and exactly how many drinks did you have last night?" C.D. smirked at the little friendly glare on Jinny's face and then left the division. Captain looked up at Jinny and Magda and shrugged. "I suggest you find our mystery boxer man." They both rolled their eyes and left the captain's office. C.D. walked up to Angela's door and knocked on it. She waited a few minutes for an answer, but didn't get one. She contemplated what to do, and finally decided she was going to break the door in... NEXT! ks |
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I know a pink bunny!He comes around when me and my cousin Paulette get drunk.He has a great left hook!he Knocked me out this one day in my dining room.he usually comes with Randy the cowboy.They are the greatest to mud wrestle with and they saved me when me and paulette went on an adventure you can read about this adventure on my expage www.expage.com/caredaspage
or you can go on Paulette's sight which is waaaaay funner www.expage.com/polygzpage |
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I don't write fan fics but i love reading them and this ones cute..............
i love the pink bunny boxers. |
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smile :)
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{I'll go! I'm in a fanfic frenzy today since I just posted a fanfic on the FOL board - check it out for me!}
C.D. stopped before breaking the door down. What if it's something bad that's keeping her from work? she thought, something bad, like she's sick or something? I can't lose two partners, can I? She thought about it until the door opened. Angela walked out and looked at C.D. "What are you doing here?" she asked. "I just wanted to find out where you were," C.D. answered. "Well, the truth is," Angela said, "the truth is, I'm..." Who's next? |
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Angela finally stuttered out, "CD i am dying-just kidding I am being transfered"
CD didnt know what to say this was the 2nd partner she had lost in less then 1 year.. Angela looked at CD and could see the hurt in her eyes,"I am sorry CD I have no choice you see-" but in mid sentence CD interupted her and said,"You dont need to plead your case to me" and left to go back to the station... As CD walked in Jinny could tell something was up and said,"Whoa looks as if someone lost a partner*not knowing that she actually she did*" CD just looked at her said,"go suck eggs jinny" Jinny looked at her in shock and said, "Whoa there fisty didnt mean anything by it" CD who was already p.o.d. said,"Jinny dont give me that whoa there fisty crap you wanna mess.." Jinny ... |
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*PuRpLe~PrInCeSsEs*
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Great I love it so far
[This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 07-17-2001).] |
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*funger agger* LOL
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Great writing everyone! (I'm loving the little pink bunnies, lol)
Jinny: Bring it on, girl! C.D.: You are sooooo asking for it! *she starts to walk towards Jinny with a fist raised* Cap.: *walking by them* Hey, ladies, we're here to protect people not beat them up! *she walks into her office* Jinny: *angrily* How does she always just appear out of no where? Magda: C'mon guys, we don't have to fight. C.D.: Easy for you to say. Magda: So, what's up with Angela? C.D.: She's being transferred. Jinny: Why? C.D.: NEXT! (that was my little half a cent, lol) |
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I guess I'll give it a try, it's probably gonna suck but oh well, I'm not that good at writing the comedy stuff, but here goes
CD: How the heck am I supposed to know? *shoves past Jinny and sits at her desk* Jinny: Oh, I don't know *Jinny follows with Magda behind her* maybe because you're her PARTNER! CD: *looks angirly at Jinny* Look why dont'you just go find your man with little little blue bunny boxers all right and leave me alone Jinny and Magda: It's pink!*they glare at her* CD: *waves her hand in the air* whatever! *Jinny and Magda walk out of the division* Jinny: You at least think she would get the color straight. *mumbled* Magda: Just back off Jinn, okay! I mean she just lost Dick, now Angela *Mag opens the passenger door to one of the cars* Jinny: Hey I didn't say anything, she started it. *Jinny turns the car on* Magda: Whatever *looks out the window* Jinny: *pauses and looks over at Magda* Where are we going? next. [This message has been edited by JJ (edited 07-17-2001).] |
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Good deal guys!
-------------------------------------------- "I've called around town. Only two places sale pink boxer shorts that I have found," Magda pronounce seriously. "You're kidding right? We're actually going to go around and ask if anyone recently bought pink bunny boxer shorts from there?" Jinny asked hoping Magda wasn't serious. "Yes, Jin, we are. Whatever it takes to find this guy." Jinny started the ignition and smirked. "If I have bought a pair I certainly wouldn't want to admitt to it." Magda just smiled as they pulled out of the parking lot. NEXT ks |
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