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Old 06-29-2001, 10:00 PM   #1
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Wink Girls Just Want To Have Lunch!

even though everyone hates me here, i am doing another fan fic. i hope you like it like my last one when no one answered!
*at station*
Angela is siting at her desk eating like crazy.

Jinny (singing)- girls they want to have lunch, ohh girls they just want to have lunch. thats all they really waaaaaaaaaaaant is just to have a little muuuuuuuuuuuunch, cause girls jsut want to have lunch.

Angela (eating)-Jinny please shut up. i didnt have any dinner last night or any breakfast this morning. (shuves a TWINKY in her mouth. then accidentally knocks her YOOHOO off her desk) ahh ****!

Jinny- come down you piggy, you can always buy a soda at the snack bar.

Kate- Jinny you still ow me twenty dollars from my clock. girls instead of our regular splitting up we are all going to work together. there is a seriol killer on the loose and i need you all to help me catch him. ok.(takes a bite of a SNICKERS)

Jinny-hey i havnt gotten my check for the last three weeks...? whats that all about?

Kate: *chewing like a cow* and you won't for the next two months considering you still have to pay me the dept for my clock!

Jinny: *snotty look* Well....it wasn't me....*song starts*

Magda- so do we have any info on this person.(takes a bite of her bagle with fat free cream cheese)

Kate-no9starts to chock on her SNICKERS no one tried to help her, jinny started to snort wiht laughter, finally C.D gets up and gives her the himlick. she spits it up and it lands in Angela's hair.)

Angela- ew, ewwwwwww! (runs to the girls room)

Jinny- bohehe hehehe bohehehe hehehe!(takes a bite off her sub and beer in a cantine so everyone thinks its water.)

Kate- i sent for another person to help us she should be here any time soon. so...

*all of the sudden a teenage girl wiht long blonde hair, redish pink lipstick, wearing a short dress walks in*

Lila- hi im Lila you sent for me.

Kate- yes off coarse i did. so you are here to help well grab a snack tehn you Jinny and Angela...

Jinny- what? Angela? what cha talking about Katie?

Kate-...Jinny cut the Arnold Jackson. you two will go down to main street and try to find clues.

Lila- great, i dont need anything.

Jinny- ohh ya you guys she had a LIFE SAVER she is stuffed.

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Old 06-29-2001, 10:08 PM   #2
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Hey that is an awesome story post more soon.
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Old 06-29-2001, 10:51 PM   #3
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GREAT, PLEASE POST MORE SOON!!!!! and whatchatalkingbout nancymckeonfan8976 THIS STORY IS AWESOME, IT BETTER NOT BE YOUR LAST, BCUZ I LOVE UR STORIES, but if u dont wanna write anymore im not forcing u to write or whatever

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Old 06-29-2001, 11:15 PM   #4
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OMG this is haliarious!!!! AAAAHHHH!!! Chewing like a cow!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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Jinny and Teddy rock!

Proud member of the Jinny and Teddy shouldn't break up club.

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest] and Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest], and you're not. Hahaha!

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless of course you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight... and for me... a few weeks ago when uh... I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter.

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Old 06-29-2001, 11:28 PM   #5
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PLEASE POST MORE SOON!!!! THIS IS FUNNY! As I said before (even if I'm the only one reading it) please continue Sister Sister 2. Or at least e-mail me the story at oreogirl33@yahoo.com thanx.
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Old 06-29-2001, 11:29 PM   #6
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One more thing, I DON"T HATE YOU. Where'd ya get that idea???? e-mail me.
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Old 06-30-2001, 11:16 AM   #7
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I dont hate you! Youve lived in thius state 15 years and you havent gone crazy! I respect you for that! Now post on this fan fic! Its hilariose!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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Old 06-30-2001, 02:40 PM   #8
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Lol, i know everybody doesn't hate me!!! I love u all too (not gay). My brother wrote this fan fic...didn't change his sign in name so it came out as mine! He also wrote the fan fic that nobody liked and he thinks everyone hates him here! Oh, also he stole my title that lil' *******!!!!

Thanx, everyone thoug and okay...Hug-A-Tree i will continue on it!!!!
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Old 06-30-2001, 07:03 PM   #9
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did neone read this? i hope so...so you can get this straight?????? Reply if u did! Thanx
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Old 06-30-2001, 08:01 PM   #10
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Okie Dokie! I get the picture Kerrin. Thanx for clearin' that up for me.
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Old 06-30-2001, 08:08 PM   #11
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i did and it was awesome, post more as soon as possible~
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Old 07-05-2001, 07:07 PM   #12
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sorry for the wait!

**Main Street**

Jinny: Do you know nething bout the jkiller?

Woman 1: no sorry, i can't help u!

Jinny: Hi do u know this man?

Man 1: why don't u just leave me alone *yells and spilts jinnys face*

Jinny: *shows her badge* you wanna say that to my face sir?

Lila: In the Inquiorer(sp) Magazine it says ...

Jinny: *interupts* Those frod magazines lie.

Women 2: He killed her!!!!!!

Jinny: *pushes through the crowd* Excuse me SFPD, get outta my way. *pops 15 skittles into her mouth*

(Angela gets to the seen of the crime but can't get through the crowsd.....she is to fat!!!!!)

Man 2: Move over u fat cow!

Angela: you are a cow!!!

Man2: That makes no sense?

Cow: I caught u on guard huh????

Man2: u mean off guard!

Cow: That what i said *itchs crouch and chomps on a miilky way!!!!*

More lata...if u want
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Old 09-08-2001, 09:39 PM   #13
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All i can say; is yall are some crazy fans............... Of course, i'm a Bonnie/Kate girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 09-09-2001, 09:57 AM   #14
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LMAO....dis is funny...I LUV IT...post MORE SOON

ttyl, lylas n lylab,

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Woke up and realised, This world's not, So bad after all, Looked at it through, A child's eyes, and, I saw these beautiful, Things that you, Never think about, Like the ocean, moonlight, Stars and clouds, It's amazing how, We don't appreciate, Our blessings, There's plenty of people, Who don't like me, But since there are more
Who love me and, I love myself, Sometimes, it gets tough, It gets tough, But I can't give up, Can't give up, Just take a deep breath, Close my eyes, Feel the love and
Give a smile. I woke up this morning, The sunshine was shining, I put on my happy , face, I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful, To put on my happy face~Destiny's Child~Happy Face

My Motto: If you think for 1 minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me...your out of ur damn minds!!

please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!!

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Old 09-10-2001, 09:11 PM   #15
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i shall post more tommorrow!

signed.......
Nancy is a major hottie!
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