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08-06-2001, 11:09 PM
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Stuck with....Angela!!!! me and NancyRulz24 fan fic!
**~Jinnys Apartmen~**
(on phone with Mag) Jinny: Yup, Cap put me with angela for this case where we have to fly across the ocean to catch these drug dealers in action! Mag: That sux! Jinny: I dunno how i will live! Mag: It is just 4 hours! Jinny: But still! with her! i dispise her! Mag: Whats the worst that couls happen? **~On the plane~** Ang: This is gr8. i alway wanted to do a case that required traveling! Jinny: Yeah...*bored as hell* *Plane starts to shake* Ang: Oh, my! Jinny:We probubly went through a rain cloud! *Plane starts crashing* Jinny Or, maybe not! Ang: Holy Mary mother of.....................................................................................................CRASH........................................................................ .......................................... u go gurl and what do u think? |
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08-06-2001, 11:34 PM
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Good Job!! hehehehehe! OK people i have never done this b4 so...
~*~*~*~*~*Next Morning*~*~*~*~ Jinny: *wakes up, her face in the sand. After spitting out all the sand in her mouth, she sees Angela lying next to her* Angela! Wake up! Angela: *confused* huh?....Wh-wh-what happened?? Where are we?? Oh my god, the plane crashed! Am I in heaven? Jinny: No....no...i know what happened. Its perfectly logical! mmmm hmmm...Yeah see I just had a wee bit too much to drink. i think im still passed out. Angela: No! Jinny! Our plane crashed! We must have ended up here! Jinny: No! I TOLD you! I drank too much! Really! Everythingis OK. This has happened to me before! Angela: Jinny, no you dont under- Jinny: *getting angry* OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!? I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU! Angela: Jinny listen! Jinny: I-I-I-We are stranded arent we?? Angela:*gently* Yes Jinny we are... Jinny: *panicking* I-i-i-its ok...really! We'll just call for help!I have my cell phone!*Takes cell phone out of pocket, opens it, and watches the water drip out as she pushes the buttons.* Its....dead. Hehehehe OK that sucked but...oh well! |
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08-06-2001, 11:52 PM
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LOL! Thats really funny... Poor Jinny.
------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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08-07-2001, 08:48 PM
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gr8 job!
Angela: Well, at leats were not dead1 Jinny: I wish i were! Angela: What? Why? Jinny: Cuz, now i am stuck on the deserted island with......u! Angela: Whats wrong with me? And u know this isn't a romantic evening for me either. Jinny: Well, it is not a couple drinks at the bar for me! Angela: Fine, then we'll keep our distance! Jinny: Fine! Angela: Fine! (Night time) Jinny: *sighs* i can't get this fire to start!!!! Angela: *13 feet away from Jinn with a balzing fire* Poor Jinny....oh well, her lose! Jinny: *walks over with all her stuff* i can't start a fire. and the mosquitos are as big as eagles and... Angela: Jinny, u can stay with me! Jinny: Tahnx, *smiles* can i have soem of ur food? Angela: Don't push it! u go......... |
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08-07-2001, 10:59 PM
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good job!
4am, raining Jinny:*wakes up, feels the rain on her face, and mumbles* Mmmm...Teddy...not now...I'm tired. *opens her eyes, looks to her right, and sees Angela laying next to her* AH! Oh my God! Angela you scared me half to death! Lord! Its raining and im COLD! I'm gonna go sit under that tree. Angela: *mumbles* Mmm Hmmm...*and goes back to sleep* NEXT MORNING Angela:*all wet* I am freezing! Jinny:*pretty much dry* Hehehe You should have slept under a tree. *thinks* a DIFFERENT tree than me! Angela: Oh well, forget that. We need to figured out a way to get out of here. Lets sit down and think logically. Jinny: God, I need a drink! I am stuck on an island with Martha Stewart! Angela: *ignoring Jinny* Now lets think... PLANE FLIES OVEHEAD Your turn! |
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08-08-2001, 01:02 AM
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This is sOoOo funny! Ya gotta post more.
------------------ ~* glitterbabie *~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight? Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown. Dave: You killed the clown? Carter: No. Abby: Didn’t save him. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Carter: You know what? Stop it. Abby: What? Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you. Abby: Why not? Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody! *Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!* |
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08-08-2001, 02:17 PM
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good job, don't put urself down. u do gr8 fanfics!
Jinny: *sits up* OMG, HELP!!!! *screaming as it passes* HELP!!!! PLEASE I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM MISS. PERFECT!!!!! (Plane is gone) Jinny: HELP!!!!!!! Angela: Jinny, it is gone! Jinny: No, *sits down and sobs* Angela: Now we have to think... Jinny: I can't think on an empty stomach... Angela: Here, i found some coconuts! Jinny: Ew, no i meant a full stomach of achohol! Angela: Oh, well, i can't help u there! Jinny: Maybe we can swim back... Angela: r u crazy? Jinny: No, u r...to be listening to sugestions from me. Angela: UHHHHHH...*getting mad* ur turn!!!!! |
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08-08-2001, 07:30 PM
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Jinny: God! You are so annoying!
Angela: me? I am trying to think of a way off of this island, and all your doing is thinking about alcohol! If anyone has a right to be mad here, ITS ME! Jinny: *looks up at the sky and folds hands* Lord, just take me now! Please?!?!?! Before I lose my mind! Angela: Ok I have an idea! Jinny:*sarcastacally* What now, Mary Poppins? Do you want to fly home on your umbrella? Angela:*groans* We can build a signal fire! Jinny: *sarcastacally* Oh thats a great idea! Then we can send an S.O.S message in morse code with 2 twigs! No one is gonna see a signal fire! Did you notice how many trees are here and how high they are?? Angela: Well do you have a better idea?? UR Turn! ------------------ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead "Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead |
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08-08-2001, 08:22 PM
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I like so far post more soon;o)
------------------ Its my life!This is who I am!And you tell me it does'nt matter! -Jinny ~~~~~~~ If you want something bad enough you go after it no matter what the outcome may be -My Quote ~~~~~~ "Love beliver So take the love He's giving to you A love receiver Cause everything He's Promised is true Love beliver Listen to the song that I sing You are the child of the King" -Love Beliver. ~~~~~~~ "Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl (why be a good girl?)she is a see-saw seeing if it matters she is a game of Chutes and Laders. be a good girl (why be a good girl?) she needs the one who wrote the definition of a love without condition be a good girl." -Good Girl. |
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08-09-2001, 07:38 PM
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that was short and sweet!!!!
Jinny: No, but if i did u wouldn't listen to it! Angela: YES, i would! Jinny: okay, well, how about we built a floaty thing out of trees and tumble weeds and float home? Angela: You're right i won't listen to u! Jinny: Told ya! Angela: No lets see...we need wood and rocks to start the fire! *They seach for the supplies needed and set them down* Jinny: Can i start the fire? Can i can i can i??????? Angela: I guess... Jinny: *all excited and starts hitting the rocks together and in 4 minuets the fire starts but on angelas purse* Opps.... Angel;a: OMG... ur turn! |
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08-11-2001, 02:00 AM
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Good Job
Angela: Look what you did! That was a $500 purse! Now its a pile of ashes! Jinny: No! Look! It's not a pile of ashes! Its a fire! I have made fire! **gets up and starts dancing** Angela**starts disco dancing** Jinny-**stops** Uh...no.. Angela- Sorry. Jinny: Do you know what to do when you make a signal fire? Angela: Uh...no. Jinny: Well then! That was a waste of time! Angela: At least it will keep us warm! Jinny: I know what I could use to keep warm... Angela: Jinny, don't start. Jinny: Well, soo-oo-oo-oo-orry! UR turn ------------------ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead "Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead |
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08-11-2001, 04:07 PM
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Awesoem job!
**Back at the Division** Magda: Where could they be? i mean they should have been back last night. I would expect them to sleep in, cuz Cap said they could, but it is 3 o'clock! CD: Well, maybe they are really tired! Magda: Jinny is always late neway! Cd: Not Angela..i will call her? *Calls and gets Daniel* Dan: Hello? CD: Daniel, ur not at work? Daniel: No, i took off and was suppose to go out for breakfast with Angie, but she never showed up last night. CD: What? She never showed up? Daniel: Yes, and i stopped by Jinnys place to see if they were there and the landlord said she didn't show up last night, but it was usual. So, i figure she is at a hotel, cuz the ride was to long or something. CD: Ok, don't worry Daniel. i will find out where she is! Daniel: Thanx..*hangs up* Magda: YES? CD: They never showed up today? or last night!!!! ur turn!!!!!!! |
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08-11-2001, 04:23 PM
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Good job!
CD: Well, we heard about that plane crash...OMG! Do you think....no...no, it couldn't be them...Could it? Mag: *sobbing* Oh no! It has to be them! What if they...I mean...Could they be...oh I cant even say it!! Cap: Whats going on out here,and why is Magda crying? CD: *voice breaking, like shes gonna cry* Um..We think that the plane crash that was on the news, uh..we think it might be Jin and Angela. Cap: *sits down* Oh my... ya think? I'll call the airport and ask for the names of all of the passengers. *gets up and goes back in office* CD: *comforts Mag* Shhhh...Its gonna be OK... Cap: *eyes red and puffy like shes gonna cry* They were on that plane ~*~*~*~*On the island*~*~*~*~ Jinny: Come on,lets try to make a raft! It might work... Angela: Fine... Jinny: Ok we can use our shoelaces to tie it together. Go get some big branches. Angela:OK ~*~*~*After about 2 hours*~*~*~ Jinny: There! our float is done! Its not the Titanic, but it will work! Angela: Jinny! You actually are talking nice! Thats a first. Jinny: Shut up. Angela: Didn't last long... ur turn ------------------ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead "Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead |
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08-12-2001, 12:01 AM
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good one!
Angela: Lets hope it isn't the Titanic....it sunk! Jinny: Well, when u get on it it will! Angela: Jinny, please stop this! Jinny: Fine!!!!! *They put it on the water and get on* Angela: It worked!!!!! Jinny: OMG, yes! Angela: We did it! (They start hugging when they hear cracking) Jinny: No...please no! Angela: OH... Jinny: GEt, off, maybe i can go home and get help for u! *they start fighting over who gets off to make it have less weight when it breaks in the middle of the white water rapids!!!!!!!!!!!* ur turn!!!!!! |
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08-12-2001, 12:44 AM
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Good Job. Ok this is the end.
*~*~*~*Both screaming*~*~*~* Jinny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Angela: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Jinny: Ok ok ok ok! You take that half and ill take this half and well just float until we find some sort of civilization Angela: Sounds good to me! ~*~*~*~*Back in San Fran*~*~*~*~ ****everyone is at Jinny and Angela's funeral. They all figured that they were dead, so they had a funeral, 2 empty coffins sit at the front of the church**** CD, Cap, and Mag- *all sobbing* Priest: **giving sermon** *~*~*~*Back to Jinny and Ang*~*~*~* Jinny: Finally! Civilization! Angela: We're soaked! Jinny:*Sarcastascally* (sp)Really? Angela: No one is going to let us in to use the phone. Jinny: Yeah, And I dont have any change... Angela: Oh....My...God... Jinny: What? Angela: There's the station!Across the street! Jinny: OMG! **they run to the station the doors are locked. There is a sign on the door that says:** Jinny: *reading* 'The station is closed for the day. All or most of us are attending the funeral of 2 of our police inspectors Jinny Exstead and Angela Reide. The funeral is being held at *"|name of church|"* Angela: Lets go. ***Just as the priest was finishing the service, Jinny and Ang burst in the door of the church, soaking wet. Everyone turned around in their pews and gasped.*** Jinny: Hehehehe Hi everybody!!! THE END!!!! I know, the end sounded just like TOm Sawyer but oh well... ------------------ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Look buddy, I have PMS and I got a gun...any questions??"~ Jinny Exstead "Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparantly anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead |
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