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Frank Gannucci · 09-08-2008, 09:09 AM

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up."

Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."

"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":

Ralph: "For once you are right. Alice should have married Johnny Farell. He's a much smarter guy than I am."

Alice's Mom: "So you admit it."

Ralph: "Sure. He took one look at you and refused to marry her."

"Boys & Girls Together":

(Ralph & Alice are eating dinner.)

Ralph (pointing at his food): "What is that?"

Alice: "That is the appetizer."

Ralph: "What?"

Alice: "The appetizer."

Ralph: "I had my appetizer. I drove a bus for eight hours."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ed: "It's not like I don't want to lend you money, it's what you don't do with it."

Ralph: "What is that?"

Ed: "You don't pay me back."

"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):

Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."

Ed: "There isn't a man inthis city that's strong enough to do that."

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

(Ralph & Alice just got introduced as contestants on "Beat The Clock.")

Bud Collyer (as himself): "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your lives?"

Ralph: "Not yet."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Alice is in the phone booth. They boys don't know it.)

Ralph: "I'm the one in the faimly with it up here."

(Ralph points to his head.)

Ed: "You got plenty of it down there too."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Alice wants to buy new furniture.)

Ralph: "Furniture? Furniture? We got furniture."

Alice: "Sure we got furniture. But just because you are a Raccoon doesn't mean that I have to live in a hole in the ground."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

(The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.)

"Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother."

Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?"

09-08-2008, 09:09 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,071	Monday's Quotes: "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up." Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building." "Rafitti, Brooklyn Style": Ralph: "For once you are right. Alice should have married Johnny Farell. He's a much smarter guy than I am." Alice's Mom: "So you admit it." Ralph: "Sure. He took one look at you and refused to marry her." "Boys & Girls Together": (Ralph & Alice are eating dinner.) Ralph (pointing at his food): "What is that?" Alice: "That is the appetizer." Ralph: "What?" Alice: "The appetizer." Ralph: "I had my appetizer. I drove a bus for eight hours." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ed: "It's not like I don't want to lend you money, it's what you don't do with it." Ralph: "What is that?" Ed: "You don't pay me back." "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down." Ed: "There isn't a man inthis city that's strong enough to do that." "Teamwork Beats The Clock": (Ralph & Alice just got introduced as contestants on "Beat The Clock.") Bud Collyer (as himself): "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your lives?" Ralph: "Not yet." "Sleepy Time Gal": (Alice is in the phone booth. They boys don't know it.) Ralph: "I'm the one in the faimly with it up here." (Ralph points to his head.) Ed: "You got plenty of it down there too." "Sleepy Time Gal": (Alice wants to buy new furniture.) Ralph: "Furniture? Furniture? We got furniture." Alice: "Sure we got furniture. But just because you are a Raccoon doesn't mean that I have to live in a hole in the ground." "Cottage For Sale Part 1": (The Kramdens and Nortons run into "Mr. Mosby" in hopes of getting a cottage. The one that they are in costs $2,000.) "Mr. Mosby": "I'm going to do for you what I did for my mother." Ed: "You are going to buy a cottage for us?"