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08-11-2001, 11:26 PM
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Survivor: In Africa By, Me and Jinny is a major hottie (my brother)
okya, since we live together we are writing togte her. Here are our parts:
Drew: Captain Kate, CD, Angela, Clara, Ellie, and Host! Kerrin: Jinny, Magda, Lily, and Marrisa **AFRICA** Host: Hello and welcome to the 3rd Season of Survivor in Africa. WE have something new this time. Instead of using real people we are using Inspectors...female Inspectors. Lets go met the cast. Oh, i am playing this game with them. I am the only male. I am Magdas Team. *walks over to the group* Kate: Hi I'm Kate, i am the leader of my tribe. I've got a daughther that ran away with *yelling* A GOD DAMN DISHWASHING MAN! *calmed down a bit* Sorry, its just with her crouch problem and everything...um, i hope i win cause i want the money. I will give the money to a shelter. Actually i won't, i will spend it on myself. *smiles* Magda: Hello, i am Magda and i am the leader of my tribe. I have a son named Ben and a boyfriend named Gabriel who just proposed to me. I will give him my answer when i return. *blushed* My best friend and partner is Jinny. And we are gunna kick the other tribes butt! Clara: Hi i am Clara and i am from Miami florida. This is my first year as an Inspector. I hope i am doing good. Um, i hope i have a good time and don't get hurt. I am on Kates Tribe Team! Marissa: *shyly* Hi, well, i am 23 and i only got this job because my Daddy is in charge. Also all i have to do is sit ther, make coffee and look like i am working and get paid. i get gr8 money, cuz of my Daddy. Oh, i am on Magdas team and i am single for ne of u single guys watching out there. Hui Daddy! *winks* Angela: Hi I am Inspector angela Reid and i depend n strog men in my life. I am so happy to be here. I feel like i am home! This is my home land. I m African American! I am on Kates Team cause shes the best Captain! *smiles at Kate* Jinny: *mumbles* Suck up! *loud* So, neway i am Jinny and i live in an apartment. On a street in San Francisco. Host: YES? Jinny: Um, Magdas my best friend and my partner. I am on her team. Host: We want to know aboyt u Jinny! Jinny: Do u want me to go into detail about how i am an acholic and sexaholic? Host: Um...Next! Jinny: Thats what i though! Ellie: Hi i am Ellie and i have been on the force for about 3 years. I am married and i have a 1 yr old daughter named Sara. I am on Magdas Team. Lily: Yo, waz up y'all? I am Lily and i am from the Bronx. i am on Kates team and i have been on the force 9 years. i like men...and men like me. Peace! CD: Hi i am CD and i havn't had the best marrige but have been married. i can't have kids and that fat pig over there with the twinkies is my partner! I am on Kates Team. Angela: CD, tht was really rude how u talked about me like that! Cd: Actually i wasn't gunna say ur name, but now everyone knows it was u. Host: Okay, lets get into our groups and set up for bed! do u guys like it so far?????? Responses would be gr8ly appriciated! |
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08-12-2001, 12:24 AM
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gr8 u guys! can't wait for more!
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08-12-2001, 10:20 AM
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i think it's gr8 but it would of been even gr8er if u put Teddy on Magda and Jinny's team and they told everyone that they were boyfriend and girlfriend cause u know on the real survivor series they always have at least one couple who people suspect that have sex but u know that they would. I think it would just make things more interesting. M/O.
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08-18-2001, 11:04 PM
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okay, we will take ur opinion "Amanda". Thanx Hug-A-Tree and Amanda for ur participation in reading our fanfic!
**KATES SECTION OF THE ISLAND** (Host walks up to them) Host: Hi we found a replacment for me. *mumbles* Thank the lord. *normal* And he will be taking my place on Magdas team. So any way lets start the game of Survivor. Speaking of Survival, what did everyone bring to survive? Kate: I brought a picture of my daughter and I. My Captain of the year award. Some files that i plan to finish here in my free time . *20 min later* I also brought my pantihoes...(interupted) Lily: Aight Lady..thats enough. We don't care what else u brought. Kate: What did u bring Miss....*thinking*...Miss Lily: Thats what i thought. I brought my Limp Bisket CD and my Cd player. A dog chain, chips, oreos, my snake, and my tooth brush. Oh, and some extra clothes and sh**. Angela: I brought some HoHo's and Twinkies. $20.00 to brib people to keep me on. Lily: It's gunna take a lot more than $20.00 to get my vote to keep u on COW. Clara: I brought A bathing suit, suntan lotion, soap, a vizer, and some family photos. CD: I brought my wedding picture, my gun... Host: *gasps* Give that to me right now young lady! CD: *grunts* Fine, *hands it over* also i brought my cell phone... Host: *gasps even louder* How dare u! Give it up! Cd: *getting mad* Whats up? i can't bring anything to this island? Host: Okay moving to the next tribe. **MAGDAS SECTION OF THE ISLAND** Host: Hello and now lets met our new tribe member Theodore. Teddy: Hi... Host: TEll us about urself... Teddy: Well, you all can call me Teddy and i am an ADA... Host: OR not. So moving on to what everyone brought to the island. Magda: WEll, i brought a piture of my son Ben, A bathing suit, clothes, a viser, soap, tooth brush, tooth patse, shampoo, conditoner, a hairbrush, bottled water, underwear, bras, tampons, socks, shoes,some bread, peanutbutter, prezels, and double of all that. Host: And why double of all that? Magda: Cause i had to pack for Jinny with me. Host: Jinny, what did u bring? Jinny: BEER, Vodaka, Rum... Host: NEthing else? Jinny: Only other achoholic beverages. Host: *turns to Magda* I see ur point! Marrisa: I brought money, lots of money. A pic of my Daddy. Hi Daddy, i love u! *blows a kiss and Jinny rolls her eyes* Clothes, and tolitres, food too! Ellie: I brought a piture of my daughter Sara and husband Greg. A piture that Sara drew. *DREW thinks: MY name* *Kerrin thinks: What a loser* A bathing suit, clothes, food ,ect. Host: How nice! Lets all get a nice rest and have fun tomorrow with our first challenge. "Run, Swim, Burn"! *leaves and everyone gets their bed stuff out and gets to sleep* **NEXT MORNING**] (Everyone together and ready for theit first challenge) Host: Hi Welcome Viewers to our first challenge "Run, Swim, and Burn". Are we all ready? Kate: How do we play? Host: I was just going to tell u that, Ms. McKaffery. Kate: Oh, okay. Host: You run a mile down the beach, swim a mile in the water and then walk 25 feet over burning hot coals. Lily: SWEET, but i don't know if Cow can make it! Angela: I can too! Lily: I wasn't talkin about u! Angela: oh, okay! *They all line up at the starting line and go!!!!!* Host: Go! (they are all running) Magda: Nice workout huh Jin? Jinny: *on the ground a couple paces behind her* Magda: Jinny!!! *runs over to her friend who lies lifeless on the ground* Jinny: *breathign hard* Man am i outta shape! Magda: Jinny, *hits her cuz she was scared half to death* Jinny: WHAT!?!?!?! Magda: Come on! *They keep going* Next time if u want us to continue: How life is when they have to swim in the water with a shark following one of their trails. The burning coals ruin someones pedicure and they have to catch their own dinner! Shall we continue or no??????? |
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08-18-2001, 11:51 PM
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continue......SOON!!!pretty please
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08-19-2001, 01:29 PM
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This is good! Post more SOON.
Pwease? Pweaty Pwease? ------------------ ²Tiffany² LYLAS or LYLAB Peace Out! Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse. Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all? Teddy: Because, I love you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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08-19-2001, 01:42 PM
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*funger agger* LOL
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08-19-2001, 05:32 PM
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Please post more soon.This is really good!!
------------------ "You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo Nancy McKeon is #1!! |
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08-19-2001, 06:37 PM
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more more more!!!!
------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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08-20-2001, 11:24 PM
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wow, thankyou so much! we are so excited and happy people r reading and actually liking it!
**TEDDY, CD, and Lily** Lily: WE made it to the swimming part! Teddy: Finally, and u know what? *outta breath* The Host doesn't like me very much. CD: Why do u say that? Teddy: Cuz, he didn't let me tell the fans of the show about myself and what i brought! Lily: AW...to bad. Now let's swim! **Magda, Jinny, Clara, and Ellie** Magda: You scared me half to death back there Jinny! Jinny: Sorry, what can i say...i am outta shape! Clara: Hey Maggie? Magda: It's Magda! Clara: OH, sorry *blushing* do u think ur team is gunna win? Magda: With Jinny outta shape and all i dunno. I'm gunna vote her off first! Jinny: Say What?!!?!?!?!?!?! Vote that priss Marrisa off! Magda: Jin, i am just kidding! Ellie: Jin, can i have a drink...beverage later? Jinny: I have Miller, Vodka, Budwiser, Rum, Rolling Rock, Samual Adams, Red Dog, Cores...and lots more! Ellie: Cool, i will take a..*interupted* Jinny: WEll, actually they are all for me! But, i will be generous and give u a choice between a Shirly Temple and a Fireman Joe. Ellie: But, they are the same thing? Jinny: Okay, then u can have water! **Marrisa, Angela, and Kate** Marrisa: *whinning* I wish i had a cell phone to call my Daddy! I miss him so much! Angela: Damn this is a long run...*dying* Kate: I can see the ocean...it is only about a half mile away. Marrisa: We are making good time! *smiles* Angela: Where are all the rest of the gang? Kate: Behind us. Marrisa: Most definetly! We are gunna WIN!!! **CD,Teddy,and Lily in the water about a quarter of a mile to go** Teddy: I can't swim with this speedo on that Jinny gave me might i add! Lily: I think it makes u look sexy! Teddy: I am takan. Lily: Your loss.. CD: You guys what's that behind us? Lily: Probubly Teddys Big Ass trailing behind the group! CD: No, really! What is that? Please tell me it is a dolphin. Lily: Your telling me Flipper lives in Africa? Teddy: Um...u guys....SHARK!!!!! Don't panic! Lily: Panic? i think ur the one panicing. Either a heat wave just went through the water or u wet ur speedo! CD: Stop fighting! There is a shark and we have to get outta here! *looks up* Host: (in helicopter) I'm not coming in there! Will they make it out alive? *flies away* Lily: A$$*O*E!!!!! shall we continue |
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08-22-2001, 03:01 PM
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okay we weren't done, but i was not feeling well
 so i went to bed and we stopped there! Sorry, but here is more! **CD,Teddy, and Lily** (Swimming as fast as they can) Teddy: What a jerk! He just leaves us here to die? *kicking water up as he speeds up* Lily: Look he left the camera man in his own airplane so they can tape us being ripped apart and send it to "Most Grusome Deaths Caught On Tape". *outta breathe from her jog before and now the swim* CD: You guys is he picking up speed? Teddy: I am not truning around to check! Lily: *sighs* i will check! (truns around to see that nothing is there) What the???? CD: YES?? Lily: It's gone! OMG...it is under the water somewhere! TEddy: I hear the music...i see the light! CD: Me too! Teddy it's the piano. Don't step into the light! TEddy: ACtualy the light from the sun was blinding me and i heard the JAWS theme in my head. CD: OH... Lily: What do we do? **Kate,Marrisa, and Angela** (At the waters edge) Marrisa: Like, i see Jinny,Magda,Ellie, and Clara way ahead in the water! Kate: *furious* They CHEATED! *thinking* Angela: *gasps* How dare they?? Kate: Let's cheat to girls. Skip the water and lets go to the hot coals! **Jinny, Magda, Clara, and Ellie* Jinny: This water smells funky! Magda: Its' Africa. I dunno how clean they keep it? Ellie: I smell it too! Clara: Yeah, gross! What is it? Magda: Smells like...like...my cooking! Jinny: Damn right...i mean...Damn my right foot got stuck in some seaweed! **CD,Teddy, and Lily** Lily: Let's just swim as fast as we can...it's our only chance! (they start swimming when the here CD Sream) Teddy: What is it? *nervous* Cd: I cut my foot real bad on a reef or something...ouch! *picks it outta the water to se blood dripping rapidly from it* Lily: OMG, that atracts the sharks...can u still swim? CD: No..it is stinging so bad! (Jinny, Magda, Clara, and Ellie all met up with CD,Lily, and Teddy) Magda: Hey guys! Teddy: Hi, CD can't swim anymore cause she cut her foot on a reef! And...don't panic, but there is a shark circling us! Jinny: *laughing* Thats a good one! CD: *lifts her foot* No it's not! Clara: Oh my goodness! Ellie: Let's all try to help her get to shore! Jinny: Yeah, and one person can hold something over the cut to try and stop the blood from flowing so much! Magda: Okay, jinny u do that. You can use my headband. Let's go...hurry! **Kate, Marrisa, and Angela** Kate: I am over...Angelas over and now it is just u Marrisa! Marrisa: Okay...*runs* Ouch, omg, hey now, wow, owwww, ahhhhhh, ekkkkk, wowa, ! *done* I made it!!!!!!!! Angela: I did first! Marrisa: OMG Becky!!! Look at my toes!!! Angela: They are so big! Kate: They look like one of those rap guys girlfriends! *Both trun and look at her; questionable faces they wear.* Kate: What i am just trying to get into it with u guys...sorry! Marrisa: *falls to the ground and cries* My pedicure!!!! **The Rest of the Gang** Magda: I can stand!!!!! WE are so close! CD: Good! *looks like she is in pain* (Shore) (everyone is there and safe) Next time: What happens to CD? The Host gets quite a beating from one of the Inspectors. Someone gets sick...awww! And the 1st person is kicked off!!!!! Who will it be? should we continue?????? |
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08-22-2001, 05:10 PM
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The host gets quite a beating from onna the inspectors??? My god girl! POST MORE!... I know where you live!
------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... At least I think thats the title... "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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09-05-2001, 06:43 PM
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youre RAD <3<3
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Hey!! is anybody gonna finish this damn FF??(excuse my language hehe) Nobody added since the 22nd of August
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