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Frank Gannucci · 09-04-2008, 06:17 PM

"The Bensonhurst Bomber":

Little Man: "My pal Harvey is bigger than me."

Ralph: "I got a friend Shirley who is bigger than you."

"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":

Ralph: "The theater has been in me all my life."

Alice: "Yeah, I knew that that wasn't your stomach. It was the balcony."

"Brother-In-Law":

Stan: "Are there any openings at the bus depot?"

Ralph: "No."

Stan: "Then how do you get in the building?"

"Dinner Guest":

Man: "Me and my wife are big TV fans. Where's the TV?"

Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "It's out getting repaired."

Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "We don't have a TV set."

Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "We don't have a TV set."

Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "It's out getting repaired."

Ralph: "What my wife is trying to say is that if we had a TV set, it would be out getting repaired."

"Boys & Girls Together":

Alice: "Well Ralph, I am ready to sit down."

Ralph: "So?"

Alice: "Well, who's going to help me with my chair?"

Ralph: "There's only two of us in the room so unless you have a torn ligament or something, you'll do it."

"Dial J For Janitor":

(Ed is trying to bang his pipes to get water for his apartment. Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, WOULD YOU STOP THAT BANGING? I GOT A HEADACHE."

Ed (from upstairs, yells): "I NEED WATER. I NEED TO TAKE A BATH."

Ralph (yells): "DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY DIRTY JUST FOR THE NIGHT."

"Unconventional Behavior":

(Ed & Ralph are handcuffed on a train. Ed tried saying "Boomph" to get out, like he was instructed but it doesn't work.)

Ralph: "I have had enough of the boomphing. Get the key out and open them up."

Ed: "There ain't no key. You got to boomph your way out."

Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO BOOMPH YOU OUT OF THE WHOLE CAR."

"King of The Castle":

(Ed shows his bandage on his head to Ralph.)

Ralph: "What happened to you?"

Ed: "When I said to Trixie that I am the King of The Castle, Trixie crowned me."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "Talk is cheap."

Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth."

09-04-2008, 06:17 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Thursday’s Quotes: "The Bensonhurst Bomber": Little Man: "My pal Harvey is bigger than me." Ralph: "I got a friend Shirley who is bigger than you." "Life Upon The Wicked Stage": Ralph: "The theater has been in me all my life." Alice: "Yeah, I knew that that wasn't your stomach. It was the balcony." "Brother-In-Law": Stan: "Are there any openings at the bus depot?" Ralph: "No." Stan: "Then how do you get in the building?" "Dinner Guest": Man: "Me and my wife are big TV fans. Where's the TV?" Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "It's out getting repaired." Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "We don't have a TV set." Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "We don't have a TV set." Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "It's out getting repaired." Ralph: "What my wife is trying to say is that if we had a TV set, it would be out getting repaired." "Boys & Girls Together": Alice: "Well Ralph, I am ready to sit down." Ralph: "So?" Alice: "Well, who's going to help me with my chair?" Ralph: "There's only two of us in the room so unless you have a torn ligament or something, you'll do it." "Dial J For Janitor": (Ed is trying to bang his pipes to get water for his apartment. Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): "NORTON, WOULD YOU STOP THAT BANGING? I GOT A HEADACHE." Ed (from upstairs, yells): "I NEED WATER. I NEED TO TAKE A BATH." Ralph (yells): "DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY DIRTY JUST FOR THE NIGHT." "Unconventional Behavior": (Ed & Ralph are handcuffed on a train. Ed tried saying "Boomph" to get out, like he was instructed but it doesn't work.) Ralph: "I have had enough of the boomphing. Get the key out and open them up." Ed: "There ain't no key. You got to boomph your way out." Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO BOOMPH YOU OUT OF THE WHOLE CAR." "King of The Castle": (Ed shows his bandage on his head to Ralph.) Ralph: "What happened to you?" Ed: "When I said to Trixie that I am the King of The Castle, Trixie crowned me." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": Ralph: "Talk is cheap." Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth."