NancyMcKeonFan8976 and my fic

[Bang A Gong]

CD, Angela, Jinny and Magda were all sitting at their desks, doing paperwork.

J: Gawd, this is soooo boring. I want a case!

C: *glares at Jinny* Quit whining.

Jinny: *Deep sigh* Well if I didn't whine than who would? All of you guys act like doing stupid paperwork is peachy keen.

M: No, Jin, that's not how it is. We just don't complain cuz the Cap could fire our asses if we don't do as we're told.

A: Yeah, and besides, I kinda like doing paperwork. *grins*

J: *mumbles* You would.....

A: What did you say?

J: *Innocently* Me? I didn't say anything.

A: Give the act up, Jinny! WHAT did you say?

J: *getting annoyed* Nothing!

A: I KNOW you said something! Tell me what you said!

C: Whoa, whoa, calm down there Angela!

M: Yeah, just chill.

A: I can't help it. I'm sick of her being so mean. I wanna know what she said about me!

J: *rolls eyes* Fine, I'll tell you! Whenever you said that you like doing paper I said "you would". Ok? That's it! No big deal.

A: What's that supposed to mean?!

J: Nothing, just that you are that kinda person.

A: *confused* What kinda person do you mean?

J: You know, one of those happy people that was warped in time from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood to the SFPD!

A: I can't help it, I'm just cheery. It's not a crime!

J: Well, to those of us who are aware of how bad life sux, you ARE committing a crime! Happy people annoy the hell outta me.

A: Whatever!

J: I swear, white people are the only ones on Earth who know how horrible this world is.

M: That's not true!

A: Yeah, I've seen some pretty gruesome things in my life and I know that the world isn't so great.

J: *laughing* Mmmmhmmm.....yeah, sure, ok!

M: Jinny, knock it off!

A: I can't believe you said that!

C: Well, I hate to be the bad person here, but I kinda do have to agree with Jinny.

Sorriez to anyone who was offended by this. I am not a racist - this is just what the story focuses on. Ok Ker......continue!

[NancyMcKeonFan8976]

okay...lol

Jinny: Look, i didn't mean it to be like that!

M: Well, it sure came out to be like that!

A: Yeah, how dare you!

C: You guys come on. jinny didn't mean it like that!

M: CD, u agree with her! U too are so raciest! (SP)

Cd: Mag, calm down!

*Cap walks in*

Cap: Cases!!! Jinny and Magda u have a grocery store murder in asile 4...*interupted*

M: I am working with Angela for now!!!!

Jinny: *shocked* MAGDA!!!!!

Angela: Yes, thats right!

Cap: Okay, thats u and angelas case. Cd and Jinny u r together?

Cd: Yeah we are!!!

Cap: Ok, *confused* u 2 will do the case with the theif going from Ekerd to Ekerd. (that is happening in my town!!!!!!)

Cd: Great...

Jinny: Fine....

Angeal: Good...

Magda: Awesome...

Cap: *questioned look* So, whats up with u guys?

u go gurl.....and please respond.....

[Bang A Gong]

That soooo kicked ass Ker! Isn't Ekerd a drugstore? Scary that someone is robbing it in your town! Here's more....

Angela: Oh nothing, Jinny is just being a bi -

CD: Hey now now!!!!

Jinny: Oh ya wanna say that to my face?

Angela: *gets up, walks over to Jinny and looks her right in the eye* YOU'RE A BI -

Cap: Angela!

Angela: Sorry.

Magda: Well, she's only telling the truth....

Cap: Would somebody PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on here?!

Magda: Jinny and CD are being racist!

Jinny: No we are not!

CD: Yeah, Angela and Magda just took something that Jinny said the wrong way.

Cap: Well, what did you say?

Jinny: We said -

Angela: She said that white people are better than anyone of any other race!

Magda: And CD agreed with her.

Jinny: I did NOT say that!

CD: She just said that white people know what reality is and people of other races....um.....don't.

Cap: That does sound kinda racist. *looks at Jinny disapprovingly* Watch what you say.

Jinny: Sure, Cap.

Cap: *looks at CD* And you better watch what you agree with.

CD: *Nods* Ok.

Cap walks back into her office.

Magda: Come on, Ang, let's go.

Magda and Angela leave but not before glancing at CD and Jinny with disgust.

CD: Come on, Jinny, aisle 4 is calling us.

Jinny: Yeah, ok.

Take it from there chica.......





[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 07-27-2001).]

[Nancy Exstead]

Awesome story, keep on posting!!!

[BlairandJo]

OOOOOOOOOOO Like.This is gr8 post more soon;o)(I would have to go with Angela and Magda,But I do think that Jinny ment it another way but I still am going with Magda
and Angela on this one)

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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
~~~~~~~
If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
"Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl."
-Good Girl.

[This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 07-28-2001).]

[NancyMcKeonFan8976]

that was really good Morganne!!!!

Cd: Jin remember that we have the theif one and Magda and angela have the alie 4 one!

Jinny: Oh, yes! i forgot. confusing. I am confused about what just happened also!

Cd: I know, u didn't mean it like that!

Jinny: I didn't mean to offend anyone...*looks down*

**~Magdas Car~**

Angela: So, Magda i am glad we have partnered up!

Magda: Jinny it still my partner, just what she said was...wrong.

Angela: Well, we can learn alot from eachother...u knwo we are both a different race!

Magda: Yeah, and...

Angela: We could become great friends! *smiles*

Magda: Um....*interupted*

Angeal: you know we could go to lunch together, shopping togerther, and maybe even get our nails done together!

Magda: *thinks* This is goin to be a long day!!!!!!!

u go now....and thanx for the replys...more the merrier

[Bang A Gong]

Oh my gawd Ker! That was soooo gr8. Thanx for the replies. I didn't think anyone was actually reading it! Here's more.....

*~Jinny's Car~*

Jinny and CD are sitting outside of Ekerd's.

Jinny: Gawd, I'm bored.

CD: You're ALWAYS bored!

Jinny: No.....only when I don't have fun things to entertain me!

CD: You mean alcohol and sex?

Jinny: No! Those aren't the only things that entertain me.

CD: Oh really? Well then tell me, Inspector Exstead, what else entertains you?

Jinny: *thinks for a minute* Uh......alcohol and sex.

CD: That's what I said!

Jinny: Shut up CD!

CD: Sorry! What's your problem?

Jinny: Oh nothing, just that everyone thinks I'm a racist.

CD: No they don't.

Jinny: Yes they do! Magda and Angela think so.

CD: They're just a little upset with the both of us, that's all.

Jinny: *deep sigh* I hope that's all.

CD: Hey look! *points out the window to a man in an orange ski mask walking towards Ekerd's*

Jinny: Let's go!


Sux I know. Continue........

[sambino5]

Yes continue this a great story. Write more as soon as you can.

[JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo]

more more more!!!!!

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Teddy Is Hott!! --pretty plain and simple. I cannot tell a lie--Teddy is ALL mine!!

Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped

Blair: Jo, you've got some power, but you're not wearing it right. You don't want to
throw it onlike a motorcycle jacket, you want to slip it on, like a negligee.
Jo: I'm not doin' anything weird!!!

Natalie: She's always saying what a great kid you are.
Andy: Kid?
Natalie: Guy. Did i say kid? Why would i say kid? Man. She said man!

[NancyMcKeonFan8976]

no it was awesome! don't put urself down like that!!

**~Magdas Car~**

(At the store after asking questions they head back to the car)

Magda: so, the owner says that the man that did this was wearin a ornage hockey mask.

Angela: Yup..and he was here 3 hours ago!

**~Erkerds~**

(Jinny and CD follow the man in the orange hockey mask)

Cd: Jinny, what do u think he is doing?

Jinny: Robbing the store!

Cd: But, would if he is goin sking.

Jinny: In San Francisco????

Cd: True!

(follow him inside and he turns around and Draws a gun and holds it to CD's head. Jinny wips out her gun and says freeze SFPD)

Man: U better put that away hunny or u can say goodbye to ur partner!!!

Jinny: I suggest u put the gun down before u say goodnight sir!

Man: *presses gun to CD's head and her gun is take away by him*

Cd: OUCh...

Jinny: Okay...okay...*puts her gun down*

?Man: Now kick it!

Jinny: *kicks it* Now let her go!

Man: *lets her go and collects the guns.* Now evryone sit still it is gunna be a long day!

continue..........

[Bang A Gong]

Jinny: Are you ok CD?

CD: Yeah

Jinny: You sure?

CD: *sort of yelling* Yes!

Man: Shut the hell up and lay face down on the ground!

Jinny: NO!

CD: *hits Jinny's shoulder* He has a gun!

Jinny: So? He won't shoot me. He's chicken.

Man: Oh ya wanna bet? *points gun at Jinny*

Jinny: EEK! Okie dokie artichokie. *grabs CD's arm and pulls her to the ground*

~*Magda's Car*~

Magda: Wonder where this guy is now?

Angela: Hey, ya don't suppose he's the one who's been robbing Ekerds?

Magda: *shrugs* I don't know. Maybe?

Angela: Jinny and CD are there now! We should go check.

Magda: We SHOULD.....but we're not gonna.

Angela *shocked* Magda!

Magda: What?! They treated us so badly earlier today!

Angela: But still! They're our co-workers and even more, they're our friends.

Magda: *acting snobby* I'm not friends with racists!

Angela: But that guy is dangerous! What if they need backup?

Magda: I don't know and I don't care!

~*Ekerds*~

Jinny: This floor smells bad!

CD: *muffled* Shuddup.

Jinny: What was that?

CD: Nothing.

Jinny: *shouting* CD I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING!

Man: Hey little lady! Don't you know the meaning of "shut up"?

Jinny: Well, in transitive senses it means to cause a person to stop talking. In intransitive senses it means to cease writing or speaking.

Man: Who cares?!

Jinny: *stands up* Hey listen, I aint gonna take any crap from an idiot like you!

Man: *coldly* Lay.Back.Down.

Jinny: No! I'm not gonna take orders from YOU!

Man: OH THAT'S IT! *slaps Jinny and she falls to the ground*

CD: Oh my gawd! *crawls over to Jinny* Jinny?! *shakes Jinny's shoulders* Jinny?

Jinny: *squinting* What?

CD: Are you ok?

Jinny: Yeah, I guess. *rubs her forehead*

CD: *Holds up three fingers* How many fingers am I holding up?

Jinny: I have a finger for you.....

Take it from there!





[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 07-30-2001).]

[BlairandJo]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like.No I dont like.
I love it keep posting;o)

[NancyMcKeonFan8976]

that was funny! "I gotta finger 4 u"

ok.....

Cd: Jinny, stop it! He is the one with the gun!

Man: Yeah, i am so get down on the ground or u can clean the ground.

Cd: I will clean it. It is very dirty.

Man: Okay.

Cd: *loks at the casier* Where is the floor cleaner and the mop?

Man: *starts to laugh* No, u can clean it with ur tounge...*cracks up*

CD: Eww, never mind!

Jinny: Don't bother with this jerk.

Man: Yeah, well, u liked to bother with me 3 months ago...Jinny Exstead!

Jinny: What the hell are you talking about?

Man: It's me Jim and we had sex 3 months ago at my parents house...*laughs* remember?

Cd: *looks at Jinny* What is he talking about?

Jinny: EW, u discusting pig. I would never lay a hand on u even if i was drunk! I know better!

Man: Yeah, well, i would lay a hand on u and it is easy to do with the Date-Rape Drug!

CD: What is he talking about Jin?

Jinny: I dunno...*looks worried*

Man: *smirks*

**~Magdas Car~**

(Pull up at Ekerds)

Angela: Isn't that Jinny's Car?

Magda: Yeah, i guess they are still here?

Angela: Well, we are here for our case and they are here for their case. End of story!

Magda: MMMM HUM. We want nothing more nor less.

*they walk in and see Jinny in the right coner of the candy isle and Cd next to her*

Man: *turns around and puills his gun* Hey, u too! Drop ur guns and kick them at me!

Magda: What the....

Man: Now!!!!!!!!

Angela: Mag, first they r racest and now they need our help? What next...

Man: They get shoot if u don't drop the guns and kick them over to me!

Mag and Ang look at eachother to think

continue......

[NancyJoJinny]

*stands on chair* MORE MORE MORE!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[Bang A Gong]

That was soooo gr8! Here's more......

CD: Guys, just listen to him, PLEASE!

Jinny: *puts hands on hips* NO! Don't listen to him.

CD: For Gawd's sake Jinny, he has a gun!

Jinny: And your point is.....?

CD: *rolls eyes* You're such a nerd nugget.....

Jinny: WhatchootalkinboutCD?!

Man: *grins* I LOVE that show! That Gary Coleman is so.....hey, wait a minute! Why am I being so nice?

Jinny: I dunno.

Man: Whatever, anyway *points to Magda and Angela* kick those guns to me!

Magda: I don't thi -

Man: Hey listen, if you don't then I'm gonna shoot Jinny here.

Magda and Angela give eachother one last glance and then drop their guns and kick them to the man.

Man: *picks up guns* Thanx, now get down facefirst on the floor.....EVERYONE!

Magda, Angela and CD all do as they are told but Jinny continues to stand.

Man: Jinny, get down on the ground NOW!

Jinny: No, I won't. I wanna know about this entire sex thing.

Man: What do you wanna know?! Sex is sex. Do you want me to tell you what happens during sex?

Jinny: I'm just confused....

Man: *grabs Jinny's hair* I'm not even gonna talk about this rite now! Get down on the ground you bitch.

Jinny: Fine, fine, fine! Just let me go.

The man lets Jinny's hair go and pushes her.

Jinny: HEY! Watch it, buddy. You may have all the power right now but when my Captain finds out about this, she'll come and whoop your ass! I'd be careful if I were you cuz she's like the Terminator.

Magda, Angela and CD: SHUT UP!

Go on.........



[This message has been edited by Sourbabie (edited 08-02-2001).]