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Frank Gannucci · 09-03-2008, 10:14 AM

"A Matter of Life & Death":

Ralph: "I am not going to die."

Ed: "You mean never?"

"Something's Fishy":

Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?"

Alice: 15 years ago. I caught 300 lbs. of blubber."

"The Babysitter":

Ralph: "Don't you realize that this is man's place of business? How would you feel if someone came down to where you worked at and helped himself to everything he saw?"

Ed: "Help himself to what?"

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Bud Collyer: "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your life?"

Ralph: "Not yet."

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you?"

Ed: "Take of 90 pounds."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ed: "I have a well-thought plan to eliminate the deficit. Secretary, would you please strike this down in the record? As we all know, the club dues are $2 a month and even with that the Raccons haven't been paying their dues. I see no reason why we can't shrink the dues down to a $1 a month. Even then, if the member's don't pay their dues, it will be cutting the deficit in half."

Ralph: "Would you mind repeating that?"

Ed: "I said the club dues are $2 a month. If we shrink the dues down to a dollar a month...Secretary, would please erase this from the record?"

"The Honeymoon Is Over":

(Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.)

Ralph: "What did you just do?"

Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek."

Ralph: "Why did you do that?"

Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."

"The Honeymoon Is Over":

Ed: "Mike Douglas was down the sewer one time to present the USO Award."

Ralph: "USO Award?"

Ed: "Yeah United Sewerworkers Of."

Ralph: "Of what?"

Ed: "We don't know yet. No one will take us."

"Hawaii! Oh! Oh!":

(After Ralph threatens that him and Ed are going to jump out the hotel window if the wives don't give them the money, Ed accidentally falls out.)

Ed: "I forgot. We are on the ground floor."

Ralph: "You don't know how to fall correctly."

Ed: "I would if we were on the 15th floor."

09-03-2008, 10:14 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,069	Wednesday's Quotes: "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "I am not going to die." Ed: "You mean never?" "Something's Fishy": Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?" Alice: 15 years ago. I caught 300 lbs. of blubber." "The Babysitter": Ralph: "Don't you realize that this is man's place of business? How would you feel if someone came down to where you worked at and helped himself to everything he saw?" Ed: "Help himself to what?" "Teamwork Beats The Clock": Bud Collyer: "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your life?" Ralph: "Not yet." "Teamwork Beats The Clock": Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you?" Ed: "Take of 90 pounds." "A Weighty Problem Part 1": Ed: "I have a well-thought plan to eliminate the deficit. Secretary, would you please strike this down in the record? As we all know, the club dues are $2 a month and even with that the Raccons haven't been paying their dues. I see no reason why we can't shrink the dues down to a $1 a month. Even then, if the member's don't pay their dues, it will be cutting the deficit in half." Ralph: "Would you mind repeating that?" Ed: "I said the club dues are $2 a month. If we shrink the dues down to a dollar a month...Secretary, would please erase this from the record?" "The Honeymoon Is Over": (Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.) Ralph: "What did you just do?" Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek." Ralph: "Why did you do that?" Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand." "The Honeymoon Is Over": Ed: "Mike Douglas was down the sewer one time to present the USO Award." Ralph: "USO Award?" Ed: "Yeah United Sewerworkers Of." Ralph: "Of what?" Ed: "We don't know yet. No one will take us." "Hawaii! Oh! Oh!": (After Ralph threatens that him and Ed are going to jump out the hotel window if the wives don't give them the money, Ed accidentally falls out.) Ed: "I forgot. We are on the ground floor." Ralph: "You don't know how to fall correctly." Ed: "I would if we were on the 15th floor."