The Good Dog List

[AB]

A List Of Things I Must Remember To Be A Good Dog



1. I will not eat the cats food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll around on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
3. The litter box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a face towel.
5. The garbage man is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug of war with dads underwear while he's wearing it.
7. I do not need to suddenly stand up while under the coffee table.
8. I must shake the rainwater off my fur before entering the house, not after.
9. The cat is not a squeaky toy, so if he makes that noise while we play, its not a good thing.
10. 2 a.m. is not a good time to want to play fetch with dad.

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[AB]

^ A friend emailed it to me, I thought it was cute too.

[phoebe7165]

Originally Posted by annball1957

A List Of Things I Must Remember To Be A Good Dog

1. I will not eat the cats food before they eat it.

2 of my dogs do that. Bad dog!! I think the cat food is tastier to them than their food!!

2. I will not roll around on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

or dead birds, mice, horse manure!! My Penny has done that more times than I care to count!!