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08-05-2001, 11:29 PM
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Jinny Girl and my new fan fic....MWHWHAHAHAHHAHA!
well since i am "minory" insane i qualify for writing a fan fic with dana...so here it goes!
::Jinny walks into singing and keep in mind its the middle of July and scorching hot*not sure when its really hot in San Fran*:: Jinny: "So clunk the chimmney turn on the brighest string lights i've ever seen for we need a lil christmas right this very minuet need a little christmas now...." Kate: Exstead ur late... Jinny: no...duh! Kate: and the reason being Jinny: u see i started thinking to my self why is it that all the good hoilday gifts are gone when i get them? then i realized its because i always get them so late, so i decided to change and buy people there hoilday gifts when no one in their right mind would... Angela: so is it offical, she has gone insane? Jinny: oooOooOooO Angiepookie queen of Beans and goddess of the tolits, whachayoutalkingabout? CD*does a snort laugh(i do those all the time at camp...i miss camp)*: Jinny what exactly was in ur drink ::Jinny turns on real loud music and its the beastie boys(more spacificly "fight for ur right to party":: Kate: whats that noise?! Jinny: "o mom ur just jealous its the beastie boys!" Magda: .... |
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08-05-2001, 11:41 PM
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MWAHAAAA!
Magda: Oookaaay.. Jin... You on any new medication? Jinny: Only the illegal stuff! *starts flipping radio stations really fast and stops at one* OMG! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS SONG! *sways back and fouth and sings it* I am the good prince Lancelot, I love too sing a dance alot. Capt: Uhh, yeah Jin... Jinny: Hush you evil Moo Cow! MOOOOOOOO! Capt: I am not a moo cow.... Jinny: Yes you are missy Moo! *long pause* PENGUINS! NOOOOO! THEY"RE EVERYWHERE!!!! Make it stop! Please! *falls down* Angela: What penguins!? Jinny: The ones that tell me too do bad things too people... Grrr... The evil penguins... DOWN WITH YOU!!!!!!!! KILL MR PENGUIN! CD: Ummm... Jinny: *Pins CD onto onto the ground* DOWN WITH YOU YOU PENGUIN. *rolls off and gets this happy look on her face* Drink Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Caffeine Free! Ur turn! ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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08-05-2001, 11:41 PM
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Sweet scaredy cat
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Oh geez, this is gonna be scary. (Just like most of your fan fics Dana!)
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08-05-2001, 11:54 PM
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O gawd...Dana u have completely lost ur damn mind and whats said is ur bringin Hockeybabe down with ya!
------------------ I am a Jineddy! A Jineddy is a person who wants Jinny and Teddy to be together! Morganne is a Jinanybody and a Carby, but thats ER...Dana just happens to be a JinMag, which is a lil strange, but o well...its interesting! *People* Isnt that the craziest word u ever done heard? *LOL* *Me, Morganne, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!* |
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08-06-2001, 12:00 AM
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great stuff dana straight up!
Jinny: oooo Angiepookie queen of beans and goddess of tolites come here, I hafta to tell ya a secert... ::Angela reluctently goes to Jinny:: Jinny:*whispers loudly* u think im gorgeous u want to kiss me, u want to date me...u want to love me Angela: Jinny i know its gonna be hard for you but there are other fishes in the sea and im a married woman and it wont work ::mail man comes:: Jinny: MAIL!! WHEN THE MAIL COMES I WANNA WAIL MAIL TIME!!! CD: omg u were watching blues clues too?! SOOO SWEET! Kate: oook right...so anywhoos cases my peeps..Jinny-Magda at 7/11 someone stole the Xtermly gulp of Chris Nick and he wants it back... Jinny: QUIET U OF EVIL FRUIT FLYS!!! Angela: u know i use to like someone named chris and i like someone named nick now... Kate: Angiepookie- i MEAN Angela arent u married...? Angela: o ya i knew i was forgetting something, but when u wake up in bed with a different man each morning u sorta forget... Magda: i need to tell u the truth... Jinny: One time at band camp :  me weird old looking, elagant lady walks in::Jinny: whoa there what planet did this lady drop outa Lady: actully its a country called Genova and im the Queen and im looking for Jinny Exstead... Magda: why is she wanted there too Jinny: im Jinny Lady: u are the Princess of Genova... Jinny: shut up! ------------------ *~~**~Katie~**~~* |
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08-06-2001, 12:14 AM
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LOL!
Lady: Its true my little fruit. Jinny: I'm not a fruit. Angea: Yes she is! Jinny: I am not a fruit! Angea: Yes you... Jinny: HUSH UP FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUITY! Lady: Whateva! But truely, you are princess little fruit. Jinny: *leaps on desk and dances aroung* I'M princess I'm princess! Its my birfday! Its my birfday! Not really but party any... *slipps on big pencil and falls off desk* OH THE PAIN! THE AGONY! The.... Stubbed... Toe! Cap: Oh shut up. Jinny: *runs around flailing arms around* MOO MOO MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! *points too Captain* You bird! Cap: Hey, look, I'm a bird now!..... Go figure. Jinny: LAAAAAAAAAAALALALAAA! Lalala! Lalla! Mwahaha! Lalala! *starts singing Destinys Child's song "Nasty Girl"* Nasty put some clothes on I tod ya don't walk out ya house without ya clothes on I told ya! CD: Yeah Jinny! SING IT! Magda: Did you ever see that movie about the cop who lost her mind and killed everyone? Jinny: *draws her Gun* 47 times! AAAAHAHAAAA! Ur turn! ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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08-06-2001, 01:32 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I've deicded somthing.... I'm a Kana! That mean (Kaley and Dana combined! Do I count as clinically insane? Huh, do I???????? Danapookie Queen of Squash Goddess of Wine GLasses??????? Huh????? Maybe I should do one like this w/ someone else like Danielle who will soon be a Kana too!)
 ------------------ This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic! |
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08-06-2001, 02:26 AM
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Oh my gawd! This sOoOoOo rox! Hey Dana... the penguins have been talking to me again! Telling me to do baaaaaaad things. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin.
------------------ ~* glitterbabie *~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Carter: So... what do you, er, think about tonight? Abby: I think it’s the least I could do... no-one should be alone after killing a clown. Dave: You killed the clown? Carter: No. Abby: Didn’t save him. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Carter: You know what? Stop it. Abby: What? Carter: Don’t talk to me about Luka. I’m not your girlfriend and I shouldn’t really even be here with you. Abby: Why not? Carter: (Pausing) Because I don’t want to wish bad things for you and Luka. And I don’t want to sit on the sidelines waiting for you two to break-up. (Pauses) And I don’t want to be your friend. (Smiles gently) It might be convenient for you but it isn’t doing much for me. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Britt is a Jineddy and Dana is a JinMag. I'm a Carby and a Jinanybody! *Me, Britt, and Dana are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators...You know who you are!* |
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08-06-2001, 10:59 AM
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awesome job! heres more..
::Jinny is lost and all thought and points the gun at a stuff animal on Angelas desk:: Jinny: i wonder what this button does.. ::big blast:: Jinny: oppps, did i do that? Angela: FRUIT HOW COULD U?!! THAT WAS MR BOGENALS, MY FAVORITE STUFF ANIMAL OF ALL TIME::starts to cry loudly:: Jinny: as the princess of Genova i order you to shushamulsha! Kate: FRUIT, SHUT UP? I AM STILL UR BOSS CUZ WE ARE IN AMERICA AND NOT FREAKIN' GENOVA!! NOW U AND ANGELA KISS AND MAKE UP Jinny: if i hafta.. Angela: ewwew fruity pooty no!!! CD: and on their fram there was a cow EIEIEIO with a MOO MOO THERE AND A MOO MOO HERE, THERE A MOO HERE A MOO EVREYWHERE A MOO MOO! Lady: who you like your lessons to become a princess.. Jinny: ahhh shucks lady, thats preety neato..under one condition she can have a makeover...(points to kate) Kate:.......... |
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08-06-2001, 11:29 AM
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Uh, I'm thinkin' that CD's loosing her mind too?
Kate PS This really rox! |
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08-06-2001, 11:52 AM
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This is wonderfull! People are compareing themselves too my insanity! MWAHAAAA!
Kate: I think I'll pass on that one... Jinny: Oh! NO NO NO! Katie Waity! You need it to get rid of all that ugly wugly hair... WE SHALL MAKE IT BLUE! Kate: I don't want blue hair... Jinny: Hush you evil bird of evil MOO MOO's and Cafluffles! Angela: *falls of chair crying* You killed Mr Bogenals! WHY!?!? WHY!?!? WHY HAVE YOU COMITTED SUCH A HORRIBLE CRIME!? Jinny: Because I bought an elaphant last night. Angela: What the hell does that have to do with killing my pet! Jinny: Wanna see my elaphant??? Its just a baby, its in my car! Kate: If I look at the elaphant can we not dye my hair blue? Jinny: No were dyin ur hair blue no matter what. *runs outsode and comes back riding an elaphant that is WAY too big for her car* Don't you loooooooooooooooove him??? CD: Oh he is such a cutie patootie! Hes the cutest Giraffe I have ever seen! Jinny: Hes not a giraffe hes a Akabaloo! Ur turn. ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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08-06-2001, 01:56 PM
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 This is tooooo great!!!!! Go for 11 pages like Drunk! BTW, check out my new siggy! It kicks!------------------ Okay, so, I'm not an Off Topic Sidekick Trainee anymore... I'm a Kana! That mean I'm Kaley and Dana combined! LIMBO! And I'm trying to convert people to Kanaism because being crazy's fun and fun's fun! Isn't crazy fun? Fun's fun! Isn't fun fun!!!! Lol... I'm going now! *L* |
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08-06-2001, 02:44 PM
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Come on all! Kanaism is fun! Isnt fun fun? Fun is fun because fun is fun and fun is fun because fun is fun!
------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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08-06-2001, 02:45 PM
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Jinny: but anywhooooooos capt. jump on up and we will give u that makeover u deprertly need...
::kate jumps up:: CD: BOO!! ::kate falls off and falls on her butt:: Jinny: good job queen of hurting evil capt. ive trained u well my good flower Kate: EVERYONE OUT NOW!!! MY BUTT HURTS AND IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE SHANAGINS! Angela: but what bout Mr. Bogenals??! Jinny: im a princess and i can do what i want no kate would u like pink poka dots in ur hair as well... CD: HMMM...I am thinking a blue perm sorta like blairs on fol just blue and pink poka dots... ::Kate, old lady, and jinny go to make over place:: Kate: its a bowling alley...? ------------------ *~~**~Katie~**~~* |
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08-06-2001, 03:00 PM
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Lady: Its not only a Bowling alley! Its a Bowling Salon!
Kate: A Bowling... Salon? Lady: Yes you can bowl and get your hair done at the same time! Jinny: *gasps* They have a bluuuuuue ball! *runs over and picks up bowling ball and kisses it* Oh my cute little bluuuuuuue ball... Kate: Jinny that ball is orange... And ugly.. Jinny: *covers the balls ears.. which arent really there* Hush! You'll hurt its feelings... Aww! You made it cry! Kate: Jinny bowling balls cant cry. Jinny: Well Bluuuuuuuuuuue bowling balls can! Kate: Mmm hmm... *while jinny kisses the bowling ball* So where do people get their hair done in here? Lady: Right here... POOF! *A door oipens and theres a salon in the back* Kate: Oh..... Great. Jinny: *throws ball in air* Time for blue hair! Woth polka dots and a Warnsey perm! Kate: Oh gawd! Ur turn! ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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