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Teddys_Angel_Jinny · 07-20-2001, 11:04 PM

Okay, so as you know, Dana has completely lost her mind, and I think I am following. So, anyway, we're writing this fic whether you like it or not, so there!

k... here we go!

(((Station.))) (Jinny runs into Cap's office all excited and junk, holding a letter.)
Cap: Jinny, did I say come in?
J: No, but who cares! I have the best news!
Cap: What?
J: Guess!
Cap: I hate when people do that to me! They tell me to guess and then it's something that I never would have gotten. What?
J: We won a contest! (Sarcastically.) That was your guess right?
Cap: (Dead serious.) It was.
J: Guess what kinda contest!
Cap: No, Jin!
J: Pleasssse? (Sticks her bottom lip out like you do when you pout.) Pleasse?
Cap: Oh, all right. We're going to be flown to Ireland where we have to spend the night in a haunted castle with video cameras to get record of the night.
J: (Jaw drops.) How did you know that?
Cap: I got it right?
J: (Nods.)
Cap: Oh, my...

Okay, Dana! You go now! I can't wait!

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This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic!

NancyJoJinny · 07-20-2001, 11:22 PM

YES! Come with me too mind loss land and we'll have a jolly good time!

Captain: I cant... *Searching for excuse* I ahev, the station too run and.... A house too.... clean... And a dog too feed..
Jinny: You don't have a dog.
Captain: I'll buy one.
Jinny: You can't back out now.... WE WON!
Captian: I'll go! But you have too promise me that you will... I don't know, make it up too me.
Jinny: yeah, whatever *Runs and stands by her desk* Guess what guys!
Magda: What?
CD: Are you going too fly us too a forieghn country and torture us.
Jinny: YEP!
Angela: We know, we heard you telling Cap.
Jinny: Did I mention were leaving tonight?
Magda: No.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

BlairandJo · 07-21-2001, 12:50 AM

NancyJoJinny I have been in the land of loss
minds for at least 6months!!(LOL)Post more soon I love it!!!!!!!!!!!;o)

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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
~~~~~~~
If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
"Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl."
-Good Girl.

sue z q · 07-21-2001, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlairandJo:
NancyJoJinny I have been in the land of loss
minds for at least 6months!!(LOL)Post more soon I love it!!!!!!!!!!!;o)

Just read my sig about where my mind is. lol. This is toooooooooo funny! Post more!

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Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50?
Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

And from your two resident off-topic queens, Danielle and I, who are still looking for that 12 step program by the way:

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

Teddys_Angel_Jinny · 07-21-2001, 11:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I've lost my mind now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

M: I... I can't leave tonight! I have to find someone to watch Ben, and... and... feed his fish... and--
CD: Ben has fish?
A: I had fish once! They were tropical fish! I loved them! Their names were-- (C.D. hits her in the back of her head.) I can take a hint!
J: Mag... (Puts her arm around her.) It's all been taken care of!
CD: By who?
A: Whom.
CD: By whom then... What difference does it make?
A: Well, according to Webster's Dictionary, 2001 Edition, "who" is interoggative, and "whom" is relative. So, you see, there is a difference.
J: Ee-yeah... By me of course! (To Angela.) Or is it meem? (C.D., Magda, and Jinny start laughing.)
A: Not funny, Jinny... Not funny at all!
M: (Still laughing.) I thought it was.
CD: Me, too.
J: So, are you guys in or not?
M: What are the chances of you shutting up until we say "okay"?
J: Umm... Slim to none.
(((That night at the airport.)))

Okay, Dana! Now that I've joined you in mind loss land, you better post more, so, I can post more, then you can post more, then me and it'll be a vicious cycle! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NancyJoJinny · 07-22-2001, 10:38 PM

MWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAAAAAA! Poor Jinny,,, W/e

Jinny: This is so fun isnt this fun? Fun is fun, isn't fun fun, isnt this fun, eveything is so fun!
CD: Yews Jinny fun is fun and this is fun and fun is this and is fun.... Wait... No, have you been drinking?
Jinny: Guess.
CD: Yes.
Jinny: Hey you're good at this!
CD: mmm hmm...
Kate: *Jinny paces for about 30 minuits and trips* Jinny, get up and sit down.
Jinny: If I get up then why would I sit down?
Angela: You stand up and you sit in the chair.
Teddy: *Walks up* Geez...
Jinny: Ah, teddy you finally got here... But... Like I was saying whats the point of getting up if Im just gonna siut down? I mean If I just get up...
Kate: AH! Forget I ever mentioned it!
Jinny: Okey dokey.
Teddy: Yeah, whatever... *Helps Jinny up and sits her in the chair.*
Jinny: Thank you Teddy dearest.
Teddy: Don't mention it.
Jinny: Well how can I not mentuon it if I already mentioned it?
Magda: This is gonna be a looooooooong trip.

YOUR TURN.... S... no.... #24 QUEEN!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Teddys_Angel_Jinny · 07-22-2001, 10:55 PM

Hahahah, #24 Queen? I don't get it but it doesn't matter! I don't get a lot of things like why Lifetime is making us a whole week for the "specialest epsisode in the whollest world!"

J: Of course it will be but you'l respect me in the morning! (Big grin.) Teddy Dearest... Can I ask you a questrian? (Said like equestrian.)
T: I suppose...
J: (Props her chin in her hand on the arm of the chair.) Am I the mostest beautifullest girl in the world?
T: Of course.
J: Would you be willing to take a polygraph and answer that equestrian?
M: Did you just call Teddy a jockey?
PA: Flight 13 to Ireland now boarding at gate... 13.
Cap: THat's us.
(((On the plane.))) (Angela's sitting next to C.D. and of course she had to have the window. Teddy and Jinny are ahead of them, Jinny's by the window and she's smiling from ear to ear rocking from side to side. Magda and Captain are in front of Teddy and Jinny.)
J: (Leans forward to talk to Magda.) I pity you. Havin' to sit by her for 22 hours. (Starts sniffing the air and darting her head around.) Where is it? How should I know? I said, where is it? How am I supposed to know?

Mwahahahahahahaha! Your turn! Mwahahahahahahaha! let's see where this goes!

NancyJoJinny · 07-22-2001, 11:24 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! Thats,./.. AAAAAAAHA!

Teddy: I'm not gonna ask because I don't wanna know who you are talking too Jinny.
Jinny: Where the hell is it, I said where is it, I been lookin for it...
Magda: *wispering* Capt? Who is Jinny talking too?
Jinny: I dont know where it is, where is it?
Capt: I honestly don't know.
Magda: That really worries me.
Jinny: Where the hell is it?
Teddy: *Covers Jinnys mouth with his hand*
Kate: *Stands up and turns too Teddy* Thank you! You are a saint!
Jinny: *Pushes his hand away* Can I athk (ask with a lisp) al of you an equethtrian?
CD: I guess.
Jinny: You know you really are good at guething... (guessing with a lisp)
Angela: Whatever, what is the question?
Jinny: Ummmmm... I forgot..
CD: Wow I wonder why.
Jinny: Oh, the little voice in my head reminded me... Will you all buy me a TV?
Teddy: Umm, no.
Jinny: *Pouty face* Yourrr mean!
CD: No... We just don't feel like buying you a TV.
Jinny: Why not?
Magda: Jin, you have a TV.
Jinny: Oh yeah, I forgoted... Oops.

Your turn.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Teddys_Angel_Jinny · 07-23-2001, 12:25 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That kicked!

Jin: THe lil voice in my head just reminded me again... I won't have one in Isirland! (BLows raspberry.

) Pphhttfff! (Starts singing.) I'm beautiful, that's for sure, I never ever fail. I'm loverly and it's so for sure!
Stewardess: Excuse me, ma'am, would you like some headphones?
Jin: Make the voices stop! (Clamps hands over her ears. All the sudden her eyes get really big and she grabs her bag, runs to the bathroom.)
Teddy: Guess she had to go! (After flying for an hour and a half uninterrupted by Jinny cuz she was still in the bathroom, out she comes with her hair bleached blonde and the Britney Spears outfit from Baby One More Time... on. She starts singing and doing the dance up and down the isle.)
Jin: Oh, bay-bay, bay-bay! (She sings the entire song and the bursts into 'I Wanna Be Loved By You'.) I wanna be loved by you, and nobody else but you, You, I wanna be loved by you, alooooone! (Hits a really high note and it shows a guy's glasses breaking.) HAHAHAHA! (She gets down in the floor and starts looking under the sears muttering...) Where is it? Gotta find it... Gotta find it! Ooh! (Picks up Angela's shoe.) What an interesting specimen. I must take it in for analysis! MWAHAHAHAHA! (Runs back to the bathroom w/ ANgela's shoe!)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have officially gone crazy! Yer turn!

[This message has been edited by Teddys_Angel_Jinny (edited 07-23-2001).]

NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 07-23-2001, 01:05 PM

Um....i don't believe that jinny would ever act like this...but...oh well. i hope she gets serious when they get to the haunted house. i hope it is scary...awesome so far/

BlairandJo · 07-23-2001, 04:05 PM

OH MY GOD!!!!!!This is so so Funny.LOL I love
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;o)MORE

Teddys_Angel_Jinny · 07-23-2001, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NancyMcKeonFan8976:
Um....i don't believe that jinny would ever act like this...but...oh well. i hope she gets serious when they get to the haunted house. i hope it is scary...awesome so far/

Aww... don't be such a party pooper! Asides, it gonna get serious... I think... C'mon, Dana! It's your turn!

NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 07-23-2001, 06:26 PM

i am not tring to be aparty pooper...just saying...lol, but i really really like it! sorry if i offended u or neone else.

NancyJoJinny · 07-23-2001, 07:23 PM

Remember, I co-wrote "Drunk" Remember that? Jinny was insane in that one so.... You get the point... MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAA!

Angela: JINNY!!! Can I have my shoe back now!?
Jinny: *Comes out of bathroom* Analysis complete. *Hands shoe too angela*
Angela: Um, thanks.
Jinny: Hmmm... *wanders around a little looking for something.* Where is it? I don't know... Sure sure sure, gotta be somewhere... *Pulls hat off some old lady* I HAVE FOUND IT! *runs back too her seat* Its mine its mine its all mine I found it its mine... *passes out*
Teddy: You think shes ok?
Kate: She's not talking, or moving.... I don't care if shes ok, as long as she stays like this for a long time.
***4 hours later***
Jinny: *Wakeing up* Wha? Whats goin on? Whre am I?
Teddy: You're on the plane... To ireland?
Jinny: Oh... Oh yeah... *looks at clothes* Why am I dressed like Britney Spears? *Doesn't remember bleaching her hair or anything about night before.*
Magda: Jin, don't you remember?
Jinny: No........ Whats going on?
Angela: *Hands Jinny a little compact mirror thingy*
Jinny: I have blonde hair? I HAVE BLONDE HAIR!?!?!? WHY DO I HAVE BLONDE HAIR!?!?!?
Kate: Because you bleched it before dancing around like britney spears.
Jinny: Oh...... heh.....
Angela: And crawlin around sayin"WHere is it? I dunno, stop askin me... Where is it.... Sure sure sure sure..."
Jinny: Well who was asking?!
CD: Nobodie.
Jinny:.................

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Teddys_Angel_Jinny · 07-23-2001, 10:50 PM

None taken... offense that is...

Stewardess: ANd our movie tonight is 'Steel Magnolias'. You would like a set of ear phones? (She smiles a fake smile and holds out a pair to Jinny.)
Jin: (Stands up and back stewardess into the seat across the isle.) You listen to me lady. I'm wearing a a very short skirt, my hair is blonde, and is up in pigtails with pink fuzzy ties, and YOUR ASKING ME IF I WANT TO SEE A MOVIE? YES! So, give me the freakin' head phones and go away! (The gang puts their head phones on and they start the movie.)
Jin: (Is saying it out loud, in a Lousiana accent, along with the movie.) What are your colors, Shelby? They're blush and bashful. Her colors are pink and pink. My colors are blush and bashful, Mama. How precious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you? My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink. One is much deeper than the other. (Teddy put his finger to his lips signaling for her to shut up and she does, but she keeps mouthing the words.)

Ok... Now, they should be getting to Isirland pretty soon... If Dana wants to do it fine. I'm ready to get to the freaky weird part! No rush tho...

07-20-2001, 11:04 PM	#1
Teddys_Angel_Jinny Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 421	NancyJoJinny and My Fanfic! "Scream 4; Five Women, One Night; Delirium!" Okay, so as you know, Dana has completely lost her mind, and I think I am following. So, anyway, we're writing this fic whether you like it or not, so there! k... here we go! (((Station.))) (Jinny runs into Cap's office all excited and junk, holding a letter.) Cap: Jinny, did I say come in? J: No, but who cares! I have the best news! Cap: What? J: Guess! Cap: I hate when people do that to me! They tell me to guess and then it's something that I never would have gotten. What? J: We won a contest! (Sarcastically.) That was your guess right? Cap: (Dead serious.) It was. J: Guess what kinda contest! Cap: No, Jin! J: Pleasssse? (Sticks her bottom lip out like you do when you pout.) Pleasse? Cap: Oh, all right. We're going to be flown to Ireland where we have to spend the night in a haunted castle with video cameras to get record of the night. J: (Jaw drops.) How did you know that? Cap: I got it right? J: (Nods.) Cap: Oh, my... Okay, Dana! You go now! I can't wait! ------------------ This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic!

07-20-2001, 11:22 PM	#2
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	YES! Come with me too mind loss land and we'll have a jolly good time! Captain: I cant... Searching for excuse I ahev, the station too run and.... A house too.... clean... And a dog too feed.. Jinny: You don't have a dog. Captain: I'll buy one. Jinny: You can't back out now.... WE WON! Captian: I'll go! But you have too promise me that you will... I don't know, make it up too me. Jinny: yeah, whatever Runs and stands by her desk Guess what guys! Magda: What? CD: Are you going too fly us too a forieghn country and torture us. Jinny: YEP! Angela: We know, we heard you telling Cap. Jinny: Did I mention were leaving tonight? Magda: No. ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents! Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!! Teddy: Jinny, my God. Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names. Teddy:Stop! What are you... Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! long pause Yeah... Thats what I thought. ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

07-21-2001, 12:50 AM	#3
BlairandJo PuRpLe~PrInCeSsEs Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2001 Location: TX I love this state Posts: 1,453	NancyJoJinny I have been in the land of loss minds for at least 6months!!(LOL)Post more soon I love it!!!!!!!!!!!;o) ------------------ Its my life!This is who I am!And you tell me it does'nt matter! -Jinny ~~~~~~~ If you want something bad enough you go after it no matter what the outcome may be -My Quote ~~~~~~ "Love beliver So take the love He's giving to you A love receiver Cause everything He's Promised is true Love beliver Listen to the song that I sing You are the child of the King" -Love Beliver. ~~~~~~~ "Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl (why be a good girl?)she is a see-saw seeing if it matters she is a game of Chutes and Laders. be a good girl (why be a good girl?) she needs the one who wrote the definition of a love without condition be a good girl." -Good Girl.

07-21-2001, 11:00 PM	#5
Teddys_Angel_Jinny Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 421	HAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I've lost my mind now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! M: I... I can't leave tonight! I have to find someone to watch Ben, and... and... feed his fish... and-- CD: Ben has fish? A: I had fish once! They were tropical fish! I loved them! Their names were-- (C.D. hits her in the back of her head.) I can take a hint! J: Mag... (Puts her arm around her.) It's all been taken care of! CD: By who? A: Whom. CD: By whom then... What difference does it make? A: Well, according to Webster's Dictionary, 2001 Edition, "who" is interoggative, and "whom" is relative. So, you see, there is a difference. J: Ee-yeah... By me of course! (To Angela.) Or is it meem? (C.D., Magda, and Jinny start laughing.) A: Not funny, Jinny... Not funny at all! M: (Still laughing.) I thought it was. CD: Me, too. J: So, are you guys in or not? M: What are the chances of you shutting up until we say "okay"? J: Umm... Slim to none. (((That night at the airport.))) Okay, Dana! Now that I've joined you in mind loss land, you better post more, so, I can post more, then you can post more, then me and it'll be a vicious cycle! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

07-22-2001, 10:38 PM	#6
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	MWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAAAAAA! Poor Jinny,,, W/e Jinny: This is so fun isnt this fun? Fun is fun, isn't fun fun, isnt this fun, eveything is so fun! CD: Yews Jinny fun is fun and this is fun and fun is this and is fun.... Wait... No, have you been drinking? Jinny: Guess. CD: Yes. Jinny: Hey you're good at this! CD: mmm hmm... Kate: Jinny paces for about 30 minuits and trips Jinny, get up and sit down. Jinny: If I get up then why would I sit down? Angela: You stand up and you sit in the chair. Teddy: Walks up Geez... Jinny: Ah, teddy you finally got here... But... Like I was saying whats the point of getting up if Im just gonna siut down? I mean If I just get up... Kate: AH! Forget I ever mentioned it! Jinny: Okey dokey. Teddy: Yeah, whatever... Helps Jinny up and sits her in the chair. Jinny: Thank you Teddy dearest. Teddy: Don't mention it. Jinny: Well how can I not mentuon it if I already mentioned it? Magda: This is gonna be a looooooooong trip. YOUR TURN.... S... no.... #24 QUEEN! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents! Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!! Teddy: Jinny, my God. Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names. Teddy:Stop! What are you... Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! long pause Yeah... Thats what I thought. ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

07-22-2001, 10:55 PM	#7
Teddys_Angel_Jinny Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 421	Hahahah, #24 Queen? I don't get it but it doesn't matter! I don't get a lot of things like why Lifetime is making us a whole week for the "specialest epsisode in the whollest world!" J: Of course it will be but you'l respect me in the morning! (Big grin.) Teddy Dearest... Can I ask you a questrian? (Said like equestrian.) T: I suppose... J: (Props her chin in her hand on the arm of the chair.) Am I the mostest beautifullest girl in the world? T: Of course. J: Would you be willing to take a polygraph and answer that equestrian? M: Did you just call Teddy a jockey? PA: Flight 13 to Ireland now boarding at gate... 13. Cap: THat's us. (((On the plane.))) (Angela's sitting next to C.D. and of course she had to have the window. Teddy and Jinny are ahead of them, Jinny's by the window and she's smiling from ear to ear rocking from side to side. Magda and Captain are in front of Teddy and Jinny.) J: (Leans forward to talk to Magda.) I pity you. Havin' to sit by her for 22 hours. (Starts sniffing the air and darting her head around.) Where is it? How should I know? I said, where is it? How am I supposed to know? Mwahahahahahahaha! Your turn! Mwahahahahahahaha! let's see where this goes!

07-22-2001, 11:24 PM	#8
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! Thats,./.. AAAAAAAHA! Teddy: I'm not gonna ask because I don't wanna know who you are talking too Jinny. Jinny: Where the hell is it, I said where is it, I been lookin for it... Magda: wispering Capt? Who is Jinny talking too? Jinny: I dont know where it is, where is it? Capt: I honestly don't know. Magda: That really worries me. Jinny: Where the hell is it? Teddy: Covers Jinnys mouth with his hand Kate: Stands up and turns too Teddy Thank you! You are a saint! Jinny: Pushes his hand away Can I athk (ask with a lisp) al of you an equethtrian? CD: I guess. Jinny: You know you really are good at guething... (guessing with a lisp) Angela: Whatever, what is the question? Jinny: Ummmmm... I forgot.. CD: Wow I wonder why. Jinny: Oh, the little voice in my head reminded me... Will you all buy me a TV? Teddy: Umm, no. Jinny: Pouty face Yourrr mean! CD: No... We just don't feel like buying you a TV. Jinny: Why not? Magda: Jin, you have a TV. Jinny: Oh yeah, I forgoted... Oops. Your turn. ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents! Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!! Teddy: Jinny, my God. Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names. Teddy:Stop! What are you... Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! long pause Yeah... Thats what I thought. ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

07-23-2001, 12:25 AM	#9
Teddys_Angel_Jinny Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 421	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That kicked! Jin: THe lil voice in my head just reminded me again... I won't have one in Isirland! (BLows raspberry. ) Pphhttfff! (Starts singing.) I'm beautiful, that's for sure, I never ever fail. I'm loverly and it's so for sure! Stewardess: Excuse me, ma'am, would you like some headphones? Jin: Make the voices stop! (Clamps hands over her ears. All the sudden her eyes get really big and she grabs her bag, runs to the bathroom.) Teddy: Guess she had to go! (After flying for an hour and a half uninterrupted by Jinny cuz she was still in the bathroom, out she comes with her hair bleached blonde and the Britney Spears outfit from Baby One More Time... on. She starts singing and doing the dance up and down the isle.) Jin: Oh, bay-bay, bay-bay! (She sings the entire song and the bursts into 'I Wanna Be Loved By You'.) I wanna be loved by you, and nobody else but you, You, I wanna be loved by you, alooooone! (Hits a really high note and it shows a guy's glasses breaking.) HAHAHAHA! (She gets down in the floor and starts looking under the sears muttering...) Where is it? Gotta find it... Gotta find it! Ooh! (Picks up Angela's shoe.) What an interesting specimen. I must take it in for analysis! MWAHAHAHAHA! (Runs back to the bathroom w/ ANgela's shoe!) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have officially gone crazy! Yer turn! [This message has been edited by Teddys_Angel_Jinny (edited 07-23-2001).]

07-23-2001, 01:05 PM	#10
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	Um....i don't believe that jinny would ever act like this...but...oh well. i hope she gets serious when they get to the haunted house. i hope it is scary...awesome so far/

07-23-2001, 04:05 PM	#11
BlairandJo PuRpLe~PrInCeSsEs Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2001 Location: TX I love this state Posts: 1,453	OH MY GOD!!!!!!This is so so Funny.LOL I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;o)MORE

07-23-2001, 06:26 PM	#13
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	i am not tring to be aparty pooper...just saying...lol, but i really really like it! sorry if i offended u or neone else.

07-23-2001, 07:23 PM	#14
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	Remember, I co-wrote "Drunk" Remember that? Jinny was insane in that one so.... You get the point... MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAA! Angela: JINNY!!! Can I have my shoe back now!? Jinny: Comes out of bathroom Analysis complete. Hands shoe too angela Angela: Um, thanks. Jinny: Hmmm... wanders around a little looking for something. Where is it? I don't know... Sure sure sure, gotta be somewhere... Pulls hat off some old lady I HAVE FOUND IT! runs back too her seat Its mine its mine its all mine I found it its mine... passes out Teddy: You think shes ok? Kate: She's not talking, or moving.... I don't care if shes ok, as long as she stays like this for a long time. *4 hours later* Jinny: Wakeing up Wha? Whats goin on? Whre am I? Teddy: You're on the plane... To ireland? Jinny: Oh... Oh yeah... looks at clothes Why am I dressed like Britney Spears? Doesn't remember bleaching her hair or anything about night before. Magda: Jin, don't you remember? Jinny: No........ Whats going on? Angela: Hands Jinny a little compact mirror thingy Jinny: I have blonde hair? I HAVE BLONDE HAIR!?!?!? WHY DO I HAVE BLONDE HAIR!?!?!? Kate: Because you bleched it before dancing around like britney spears. Jinny: Oh...... heh..... Angela: And crawlin around sayin"WHere is it? I dunno, stop askin me... Where is it.... Sure sure sure sure..." Jinny: Well who was asking?! CD: Nobodie. Jinny:................. ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents! Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!! Teddy: Jinny, my God. Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names. Teddy:Stop! What are you... Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! long pause Yeah... Thats what I thought. ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

07-23-2001, 10:50 PM	#15
Teddys_Angel_Jinny Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 421	None taken... offense that is... Stewardess: ANd our movie tonight is 'Steel Magnolias'. You would like a set of ear phones? (She smiles a fake smile and holds out a pair to Jinny.) Jin: (Stands up and back stewardess into the seat across the isle.) You listen to me lady. I'm wearing a a very short skirt, my hair is blonde, and is up in pigtails with pink fuzzy ties, and YOUR ASKING ME IF I WANT TO SEE A MOVIE? YES! So, give me the freakin' head phones and go away! (The gang puts their head phones on and they start the movie.) Jin: (Is saying it out loud, in a Lousiana accent, along with the movie.) What are your colors, Shelby? They're blush and bashful. Her colors are pink and pink. My colors are blush and bashful, Mama. How precious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you? My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink. One is much deeper than the other. (Teddy put his finger to his lips signaling for her to shut up and she does, but she keeps mouthing the words.) Ok... Now, they should be getting to Isirland pretty soon... If Dana wants to do it fine. I'm ready to get to the freaky weird part! No rush tho...