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07-07-2001, 10:30 PM
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the day the world went weird
ok i am really bored but not in a mood to add more to my other fan fic bcuz im in a strange mood so this isa really strang fan fic- i dont think it would really qualify for a fan fic though
Jinny walks into the division Jinny:Oh Romeo give me a chance Lil "Ut, Uh" Tia I don't need a girlfriend Walk me home from school anyway (Ha Ha) Okay Oh Romeo the cutest boy I know I know I know So let me be your girlfriend (Magda and CD exchange weird glances) Magda: Jin hun i thought u said u were cutting back on the drinks (Angela walks in) Angela:If you want to find all the cops, They're hanging out in the donut shop. They sing and dance (Oh-Way-Oh) They spin their clock and cruise on down the block CD: omg, whatever it is jinny gave it to Angela Magda: I love the bangles! wow u wouldnt think that Angela likes bangles? CD: wow everyone has gone insane (Kate walks out wearing an ugly yellow suit) Jinny: wow someone needs to call the fashion police hah does this mean i can arrest her now? Kate:cases everyone... sry so short i g2g ill add more and remember girls just wannna have fun!!! hey mickey!!! some reply to weird beginning ------------------ Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day? Lorelai: It's shorter?  ***~~!!kATie!!~~*** |
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07-08-2001, 12:04 AM
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who is that boy?
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07-08-2001, 12:40 AM
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I dont know but he sure is hot;o)
Gr8 story so far post more soon ------------------ Jinny:This Is Who I am. *YeeHaw!* |
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07-08-2001, 01:36 AM
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it is a grand start bay bay
pleeze pleez got to my home page www.expage.com/caredaspage and sign my guest book and take my mini quiz preeze i wuv oo  |
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07-08-2001, 10:06 AM
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ok ill add a little more and the boy is Jared P_____(dont know his last name but i t begins with a P but he played Dean on gilmore girls)
Kate: CD and Angela this is a really tough case thats been with the FBI for months that want to know if someone here can handle it, and it is Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar in the center of San Fransico park.. (Jinny like does a snort laugh) Jinny: and i thought my dog case was weird Kate: Exstead, Ramerize there is a teen from MA who was recently arrested from MA for putting shopping carts in the middle of the street and we have agreed with MA to supply cops back in MA to invastagate and also you have an ADA coming(hands them stuff) heres i nfo bout the town Magda(mummbles under her breath):and i thought the cookie case was weird... sorry brb more in a sec ------------------ Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day? Lorelai: It's shorter? ***~~!!kATie!!~~*** |
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07-08-2001, 12:36 PM
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ok heres a little more and someone please reply u rock people who did reply~
(Magda, Teddy, Jinny are on the plane and the stwerdest comes over) Stewardest: We are serving Reeses for breakfast... Jinny: candy for breakfast? Teddy: No reeses puffs cereal which is part of a complete breakfast... (Coyote Ugly comes on as the movie) Jinny: I've always wanted to be a coyote... Magda: you would make a very good one too... ((After a lot of PEPSI(not coke) jinny has to use the restrooms and Magda is reading the info bout the town called Readam) Magda: UH-o Teddy: what? Magda: Jinny isnt going to like this... Teddy: wht?! Magda: it says that Readham is one of the only dry towns left in the state... (cd and maga stop a random person on the street) CD: who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Woman: not me.. Angela: then who... Woman*points to really hot guy like hmmm the person in the pic in my sig.* him! and sprints away.... please people reply~thanks ------------------ Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day? Lorelai: It's shorter? ***~~!!kATie!!~~*** |
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07-08-2001, 01:22 PM
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Weird. Funny. Weird.
------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents! Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!! Teddy: Jinny, my God. Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names. Teddy:Stop! What are you... Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought. ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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07-08-2001, 03:11 PM
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LOL great! keep going!
------------------ Teddy: What are you afriad of? Your afriad I'll break your heart. Jinny: Teddy, I would roll over you like Grant took Richmond. ------------------------- Jinny: Why don't you let me tell you a little about my family. See, I never really had a birthday party, unless of course you WANNA count my 15th, where my father showed up for cake plastered and in his underwear! Oh, ya. by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because sadly 6 months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT! Teddy: Jinny, my God! Jinny: As for my brother, ya, John. See, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white and straight! And, as for me, a few weeks ago, when, ah, I had that nutcase after me, I made a list of all the guys that I've slept with in the past two years...I couldn't remember some of their names. Teddy: Stop! Jinny: You know what? THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS MY FAMILY. C'mon. It's your turn. You go ahead...flash that all American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter....it doesn't change anything.....Ya, that's what I thought! Jinny's life. 
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07-08-2001, 03:16 PM
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LOL I Love it!!!!!!!!!
------------------ Jinny:This Is Who I am. *YeeHaw!* |
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07-08-2001, 03:27 PM
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chica.. you are cool. keep posting! (i know you are right now actually, but i thought i'd say it anywayz..
 lol~*~jenn~*~ |
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07-08-2001, 03:29 PM
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ok so it is a little strange but heres more
(Jinny is back) Jinny: so what i miss? guys wht i miss? Magda: this is wht they said: Girl: Can I ask you something? Lil: What? Girl: What does Coyote Ugly mean? Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is lying on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly. Girl: My God. Well, why would you name your bar after something like that? Lil: Oh, 'cause Cheers was taken. Jinny: o ive been through that(looks at teddy) Teddy: what did i do? Jinny: Nothing my preety ahahahhaha! Magda: Jinny I have to tell you something Jinny: si, mi amiga? Magda: no, jinny habla ingles... Jinny: yes, my friend Magda: The town we are going to is dry.. Jinny: WHT!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!! mAGDA: we can always go to boston... Jinny: i hate boston, it has all those colleges u cant get into like harvard, Bc and even sometimes BU!!!!!! mAGDA:*sees jinny hyperventalating* Jinny hun are u going to be alright Jinny: One time at band camp... Teddy: ..................... *back to cd and angela* CD: excuse me sir, do you know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Dean: Lorelai Gilmore, she knows ------------------ Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day? Lorelai: It's shorter? ***~~!!kATie!!~~*** |
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07-08-2001, 03:35 PM
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LOL!!! one time.. at band camp... ROTFLMAO! heehee. how are ya cindy lauper?
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07-08-2001, 04:06 PM
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omg jenn i was gonna add that in but i forgot so that will be the next movie and tHis is cindy signing out for now! cya people and ill add more later
------------------ Rory: Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day? Lorelai: It's shorter? ***~~!!kATie!!~~*** |
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07-08-2001, 04:24 PM
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*funger agger* LOL
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This is different, but I like it! I'm laughing my head off at C.D. and Angela's "case"! This has really brightened my day.
------------------ Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50? Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books! If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. *^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^* |
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07-08-2001, 05:45 PM
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omg, you have soooo cheered me up! first with the *******z and then with this! keep goin! it kicks, gurl!
------------------ "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps not record of wrong doings. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres." 1 Corinthians 13: 4-7 ††††††††††††††††††††††††† Forget about milk! The correct question to ask is, "Got God?" ~`~ Kenzie ~`~ |
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