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Karen64 · 08-28-2008, 10:43 PM

I work at a nursing home... you'd be surprised how many little old ladies enjoy "The Jerry Springer Show", or "MTV". (I'm talking 85+ years old)! Some of them can cuss enough to make a sailor blush. I've heard some of the dirtiest jokes I know from senior citizens! Just goes to show, you can't judge a book by it's cover!

catlover79 · 08-28-2008, 10:45 PM

I can imagine the wild things that must go on, Karen. These seniors have seen (and probably done) it all!!!

dawsongirl · 08-28-2008, 10:57 PM

If you get that old, no one really cares what you say or do. lol

PunkyP0WER · 08-28-2008, 11:34 PM

when my grandfather wasn't watching john wayne movies he watched jerry springer and sex talk with sue johansen and this was when he was 85

Schmoopie · 08-28-2008, 11:42 PM

OMG, this must be deja vu, because I was just thinking about something along these lines this afternoon! A couple of Thanksgiving's ago

, my husband and I went on a bus tour. Most of the people on board were elderly. The tour guide brought along a DVD for everyone to watch. I about died when I saw the title; "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"! I love that movie but I'm sure everyone remembers a certain part where Steve Martin gets in the car rental woman's face because they don't have any rental cars available and starts dropping "F-bombs" all over the place. I told my husband that when that scene comes on, some of those people will probably faint! Turns out, when that scene came on, there was so much hysterical laughter, that it made the scene even funnier I could not believe those elderly men and women were

over that scene!

I work with elderly people on the phone and I've heard some pretty racy stuff from them!

Andrea

OH Nuts! · 08-29-2008, 12:39 AM

old people can be cool and sometimes a lot of fun...it really depends on personality...some people are dull at 19 while others are live wires at 95!

Furienna · 08-29-2008, 01:04 AM

He he... My mum is "only" in her 60s (62 years old in October), and she's obviously more sensitive than that.

Chocoholic · 08-29-2008, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Karen64

I work at a nursing home... you'd be surprised how many little old ladies enjoy "The Jerry Springer Show", or "MTV". (I'm talking 85+ years old)! Some of them can cuss enough to make a sailor blush. I've heard some of the dirtiest jokes I know from senior citizens! Just goes to show, you can't judge a book by it's cover!

My mother works in a nursing home and she says they watch Jerry Springer too!

That and The Golden Girls.

catlover79 · 08-29-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeriffic

My mother works in a nursing home and she says they watch Jerry Springer too!

That and The Golden Girls.

Gee, no one watches Matlock anymore??

Chocoholic · 08-29-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Gee, no one watches Matlock anymore??

<assume voice of Grampa Simpson> MAAAAT-LOOOOCK!!! </Grampa>

catlover79 · 08-29-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeriffic

<assume voice of Grampa Simpson> MAAAAT-LOOOOCK!!! </Grampa>

PunkyP0WER · 08-29-2008, 03:34 PM

My grandma was an avid matlock fan!

veggie-tari-jenn · 08-31-2008, 09:50 PM

My close friend Brys grandma is the same way...we both watch the soap OLTL and she will get sooo mad when her fave female character cheats or does something bad she will scream the B word at the screen...its a hoot and a half.

peace love and happiness

my own grandma whos gone now...loved to listen to sex talk on the radio and would talk back to the radio with her own advice and have a note pad by her bed to take notes...too cute..haha

Schmoopie · 09-02-2008, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by veggie-tari-jenn

My close friend Brys grandma is the same way...we both watch the soap OLTL and she will get sooo mad when her fave female character cheats or does something bad she will scream the B word at the screen...its a hoot and a half.

peace love and happiness

my own grandma whos gone now...loved to listen to sex talk on the radio and would talk back to the radio with her own advice and have a note pad by her bed to take notes...too cute..haha

08-28-2008, 10:43 PM	#1
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08-28-2008, 11:42 PM	#5
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	OMG, this must be deja vu, because I was just thinking about something along these lines this afternoon! A couple of Thanksgiving's ago , my husband and I went on a bus tour. Most of the people on board were elderly. The tour guide brought along a DVD for everyone to watch. I about died when I saw the title; "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"! I love that movie but I'm sure everyone remembers a certain part where Steve Martin gets in the car rental woman's face because they don't have any rental cars available and starts dropping "F-bombs" all over the place. I told my husband that when that scene comes on, some of those people will probably faint! Turns out, when that scene came on, there was so much hysterical laughter, that it made the scene even funnier I could not believe those elderly men and women were over that scene! I work with elderly people on the phone and I've heard some pretty racy stuff from them! Andrea
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08-28-2008, 10:57 PM	#3
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,128	If you get that old, no one really cares what you say or do. lol

08-29-2008, 12:39 AM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	old people can be cool and sometimes a lot of fun...it really depends on personality...some people are dull at 19 while others are live wires at 95!

08-29-2008, 01:04 AM	#7
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,277	He he... My mum is "only" in her 60s (62 years old in October), and she's obviously more sensitive than that.

08-29-2008, 03:34 PM	#12
PunkyP0WER Member Senior Member Join Date: May 23, 2008 Location: MACY*S on 34th St. Posts: 1,908	My grandma was an avid matlock fan!

08-31-2008, 09:50 PM	#13
veggie-tari-jenn SARCASTIC COUPON PRINCESS!! Eternal Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 13, 2008 Posts: 1,882	My close friend Brys grandma is the same way...we both watch the soap OLTL and she will get sooo mad when her fave female character cheats or does something bad she will scream the B word at the screen...its a hoot and a half. peace love and happiness my own grandma whos gone now...loved to listen to sex talk on the radio and would talk back to the radio with her own advice and have a note pad by her bed to take notes...too cute..haha