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tv star collector · 08-28-2008, 12:30 PM

"You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd"
"May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose"
"The Lawrence Welk-Hee Haw Counter-Revolution Polka"
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
"I Forgot to Remember to Forget"
"The Last Word in Lonesome Is Me"
"I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive"

(And my all-time favorite)
"If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?"

catlover79 · 08-28-2008, 01:48 PM

A Boy Named Sue

Zoneboy · 08-28-2008, 02:03 PM

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
I'm Gonna Hire a Wino (to Decorate Our Home) - David Frizzell
Dropkick Me Jesus (Through the Goalpost of Life) - Bobby Bare
Here's a Quarter (Call Someone who Cares) - Travis Tritt
You Ain't Just Whistlin' Dixie - Bellamy Brothers

catlover79 · 08-28-2008, 02:10 PM

^ I love the first one.

Wreckless · 08-28-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoneboy

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn

That song must be a real lifter-upper

catlover79 · 08-28-2008, 11:09 PM

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away - Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols

Fax Me A Beer - Hank Williams, Jr.

I can't remember the artists who did:

I'm My Own Grandpa

Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder

Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye

and my favorite:

I Made Her the Queen of My Doublewide Trailer

Janice · 08-28-2008, 11:32 PM

Country isn't my thing, but isn't there a song called, All my EXs live in Texas. lol

catlover79 · 08-28-2008, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

Country isn't my thing, but isn't there a song called, All my EXs live in Texas. lol

Yeah, but I don't know who performed it.

Zoneboy · 08-28-2008, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

Yeah, but I don't know who performed it.

That was George Strait.

BarneyFife · 08-29-2008, 12:50 AM

Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) - Big & Rich

catlover79 · 08-29-2008, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoneboy

That was George Strait.

Thank you, Charles!

JoPol_wannabe · 08-30-2008, 01:08 AM

Here's a few:

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

phoebe7165 · 09-01-2008, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

Country isn't my thing, but isn't there a song called, All my EXs live in Texas. lol

OMG, I've only heard that song a few times but whenever I go to TX and I cross over that stateline, I always sing "All my exes live in Texas"!!

Yes, I know I'm weird!!

I think there's a song called "If the phone don't ring, it's me". Not much a fan of country, so don't know who sings it.

08-28-2008, 12:30 PM	#1
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08-28-2008, 01:48 PM	#2
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08-28-2008, 02:10 PM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	^ I love the first one.

08-28-2008, 11:09 PM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away - Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols Fax Me A Beer - Hank Williams, Jr. I can't remember the artists who did: I'm My Own Grandpa Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye and my favorite: I Made Her the Queen of My Doublewide Trailer

08-28-2008, 11:32 PM	#7
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Country isn't my thing, but isn't there a song called, All my EXs live in Texas. lol

08-30-2008, 01:08 AM	#12
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	Here's a few: How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too