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Frank Gannucci · 08-27-2008, 09:04 AM

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Ralph: "You mean that after taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"

Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."

Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."

"Dinner Guest":

Alice: "Why don't you jum out the window?"

Ralph: "You said that yesterday."

Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it."

"Dinner Guest":

(Ed is demonstrating Ralph how to mambo. They dance. Ed steps on Ralph's foot.)

Ralph (walking in a very unique way, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Ed: "Now you are doing it."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future."

Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key for opening the door at Bellevue?"

"Hair-Raising Tale":

(Ralph & Ed are making the hair-making formula in a bowl.)

Ralph: "You stupid stupe. You made me poor the beer in the bowl."

Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."

"Norton Moves In" (Color):

(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)

Alice: "What happened?"

Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."

Alice: "So?"

Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."

"The Main Event":

(Ralph & Ed are sparing in front of Dynamite Moran.)

Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover your face! Cover your face!"

(Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.)

Ralph
(yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH...OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER MY FACE?"

Ed (yells): "I WAS JUST TRYING TO TEACH DYNAMITE NOT TO TRUST ANYBODY IN THE RING."

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "All my life, I wanted to be in the sports world. I wanted to play baseball, but I was too slow. I wanted to play basketball, but I was too short. I wanted to be a jockey, but I was a little too heavy."

Alice: "A little too heavy. You're too fat to be a horse."

08-27-2008, 09:04 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,068	Wednesday's Quotes: "Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph: "You mean that after taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?" Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable." "Mama Loves Mambo": Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman." Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'." "Dinner Guest": Alice: "Why don't you jum out the window?" Ralph: "You said that yesterday." Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it." "Dinner Guest": (Ed is demonstrating Ralph how to mambo. They dance. Ed steps on Ralph's foot.) Ralph (walking in a very unique way, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Ed: "Now you are doing it." "Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future." Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key for opening the door at Bellevue?" "Hair-Raising Tale": (Ralph & Ed are making the hair-making formula in a bowl.) Ralph: "You stupid stupe. You made me poor the beer in the bowl." Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it." "Norton Moves In" (Color): (Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.) Alice: "What happened?" Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE." Alice: "So?" Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY." "The Main Event": (Ralph & Ed are sparing in front of Dynamite Moran.) Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover your face! Cover your face!" (Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.) Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH...OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER MY FACE?" Ed (yells): "I WAS JUST TRYING TO TEACH DYNAMITE NOT TO TRUST ANYBODY IN THE RING." "The Main Event": Ralph: "All my life, I wanted to be in the sports world. I wanted to play baseball, but I was too slow. I wanted to play basketball, but I was too short. I wanted to be a jockey, but I was a little too heavy." Alice: "A little too heavy. You're too fat to be a horse."