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Old 05-13-2001, 01:01 AM   #1
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Post Nancymckeonfan8976 and my fan fic

Okay

(CD is out at dinner, with her new boyfriend Matt)
CD: So Matt, what are you doing tomarrow?
Matt: Uh hoping to do something with you.
CD: Uh Matt tomarrow I'm having dinner w/ Paul along with giving him the divorce papers.
Matt: Lunch.
CD: Fine.
(Angela's House her and Daniel are sitting ont the couch)
Angela: Is it time yet?
Daniel: Yes.
(Angela looks at one of those home pregnancy test things)
Angela: (Smiling) Positive!!!
Daniel: Angie that great!
(The next morning, CD comes in as usual while Angela comes in with a bunch of double chocolate fudge ice cream)
CD: What is that?!?!
Angela: Ice cream.
CD: WHY!?!?
Angela: Uh do I need a reason?
CD: Angela It's 8:00 am, why are you eating icecream?
Angela: Because.
(Jinny comes in and sits down. same with Magda, Kate walks out)
Kate: Jinny Magda School shooting go now and be careful. CD Angela armed robbery at the convinince store down the street.
CD: Got it.

G2G, but what a coincidence (SP) my boyfriends name is matt!!


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Old 05-13-2001, 01:01 PM   #2
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Keep Going!!!!

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Blair: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas.
Jo: Don't frighten it, it's a lonely place up there.
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Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.
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Old 05-13-2001, 08:57 PM   #3
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(CD and Angela)

*in the car*

C.D: So, how r u and Daniel?

Angela: Great...jusat great! u and matt?

CD: Awesome...tonioght i am officaly divorced!

Angela: Congrates! *smiles*

Cd: You don't look to well...u okay?

Angela: Fine fine!!! Pull over!!!!!!!!

(CD pulls over and the tires squeak)

CD:? What?

(angela opens the door and barfs all over)

Cd: Dang, what u have for breakfast?

(Jinny and Magda)

*In the parking Lot*

Jinny: I hate these dumb ass kids thgat do this!

Magda: Jin,they have thier reasons!

Jinny: Not very good reasonable ons!

Magda: (...(heres a shot from inside the school) Lets go!!!!!


Your turn!
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Old 05-14-2001, 06:34 PM   #4
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Hey GREAT!!!! Okay I'm happy I won a voice competition last night!!!!

(Jinny and Magda Go into the school, see two kids with guns)
Jinny: SFPD drop your weapons, NOW!
Magda: drop your weapons by the time I count to five, 1, 2, 3
Kid: SHUT-UP! Don't move or I'll shoot..

gots to go!



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Old 05-14-2001, 08:27 PM   #5
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uh...u wrote only a lil bit!!!!

*In the CAr*

CD: Angela??? R u okay?

Angela: Does it look like i am okay?

CD: (puts her hand on angelas back) Sorry...i didn't know i was such a crazy driver??

Angeal: Your not... i am just ...*leans over and barfs again...CD holds her hair back* Thanx

Cd: Sure...so about why ur sick? Daniel cook breakfats again?

Angela: lol, no...but it has to do with Daniel.

(School w/ shotter, jin, and magda)

Jinny: Kid...listen...just drop the gun and no one will get hurt

Kid: Shut up u damn cop!

Magda: (puts her gun down) Jin..listen to him...

(Jinny starts to put the gun down when...some cop comes busting through the doors and holds his gun up at the kid. the kid freaks and shots and it hits......)
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Old 05-14-2001, 09:06 PM   #6
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okay...now that's just cruel leaving me hanging there!!! Please write more!!!

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Jo: Don't frighten it, it's a lonely place up there.
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Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.
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Old 05-14-2001, 09:58 PM   #7
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LALALAAAAL!!!!!!!! Okay I'll give you more!!!

(In the car with Angela and CD)
CD: ANGELA TELL ME NOW!!! please.
Angela: Uh uh uh
CD: Spit it out!
Angela: Well I'm I'm...pregnant!
CD: Hey that's great!! I'm so happy for you!
Angela: Your turn, what's up with you and Paul here???
CD: Well I'm sick of him and I'm getting a divorce.
Angela: And Matt???
CD: Don't know, Don't know I know he likes me but that's about it. Well we're here. Let's go.
(School Shooting)
Magda: Jin, Jin, OMG call 911, get an ambulance out here right away. You're under arrest for attempted murder of a police officer. (reads him his rites) Jin, please make it. (Magda calls captain) Captain, this is Ramirez...Yeah Jin's been been shot. (Starts crying)Yeah Sure meet ya there. Bye.

Okay well I've got to shower and go to bed!
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Old 05-14-2001, 10:50 PM   #8
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Okay... DON'T STOP!!! Please, please, please keep going ASAP!

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Blair: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas.
Jo: Don't frighten it, it's a lonely place up there.
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Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.
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Old 05-15-2001, 05:05 PM   #9
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okay...lol

(CD & Angela)

CD: Lets go inside and see what this whole robbery is about?

Angela: Oky.....hold on(barfs)

CD: Jeez...girl u r sick...why don't u go home?

Angela: No, i can handle it! (she stands up and falls down)

CD: ANGELA?????

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Jinny: (tries to satnd up) Owww...what the heck?

Magda: Jin...(sobing) stay down..ur hurt!

jinny: No, i am fine! (stands up and falls back down)

Kid: (just stands there in amazment)

Magda: How do u feel now?

Jinny: Yeah....u lil shi...

Magda: (interupts) JINNY! just save ur breath.

Jinny: Yeah, of what left (passes out)
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Old 05-20-2001, 03:50 PM   #10
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Come on gurl!!! MORE!!!
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Old 05-20-2001, 06:32 PM   #11
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U go, I'm banned from the internet and my parents aren't home so I get on. This is really Hug-a-Tree I'll just get in trouble if i'm caught. And they just walked in the door. BUSTED!!!!!!!!

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Old 05-24-2001, 10:19 AM   #12
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Okay I CAN ADD MORE!!! I'm also home sick from school!

***CD and Angela***
CD: Oh goody time to call 911. ***On Phone*** Yeah I'm inspector DeLorenzo and my partners pregnant and just collapsed...Okay thanks we're located at 1542 s. street. thanks. ***Off phone*** Uh angela??? Yay I get to call captain ***On phone*** Hey captian it's CD. Yeah Angela just collapsed. Yes I called 911. uh huh buh bye. ***off of phone*** Angela!!!!!!!

***Jinny & Magda***
**Paramedics arrive Magda follows them to the hospital**

Ur turn I don't know what to do, plus I'm supposed to be doin h/w.

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Old 05-25-2001, 08:06 PM   #13
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Great place to leave me and sorry, i forgot u were banned for the internet!

(Hospital)

*Everyone is there and bump into eachother*

Magda: Wowo, i didn't know u guys knew about...(cut off)

CD: Well, i didn't know that u guys knew about....where jinny?

Magda: Wheres Angela?

Kate: It is not guys it is gals and there is one gal to each of u!

Madga and Cd look at eachother confused

********************************************

DR w/ Jinny: Lay down please!

Jinny: I am now awake and it will hurt so give me some drugs!

Dr: No, we can't until u lay down.

Jinny: I know what u do when i lay down...u strap me to the table and do ur thing with no drungs....nonononon. i am not falling 4 it!

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Dr w/ Angela: Um...were u hoping to keep this baby?

Angela: why? did i lose it? Oh, gosh!

DR: No, but u might!


You go when u can now!
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Old 05-25-2001, 10:52 PM   #14
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AWESOME!!! Okay now that I'm back on the internet about 24/7 I can post more I'm listenin' to Billy Gilman the CUTEST GUY OF ALL TIME the best song in the world too "She's My Girl"!!!!

CD: Wait a minute, So y is Magda Here???
Magda: And y is CD here??? Is there something we don't know?
CD: I'm here for Angela, u?
Magda: Jin, what happened to Angela?
CD: She's pregnant, and collapsed. Jinny???
Magda: School shooting, nothing would've happened if those rookie cops didn't burst throught the door freakin' the kid out.
Kate: HOLD IT, Which rookie cops?
Magda: Thomas and Stanly.
Kate: Is there something I don't know?
Magda: I'll tell ya later.

***W/ Jinny***
DR: Whoa what makes u think we'll strap u down?
Jinny: Been there done that. I"m not bein strapped to the table bed thingy.
DR: I won't strap you down.
Jinny: And I should Believe u be (passes out)

***Waiting Room***
CD: Listen not like I really wanna leave at a time like this, but I've made plans that well I sorta gotta stick to. So would u call me if there's any thing on either one?
Magda & Kate: Sure.

***Dinner w/ Paul***
Paul: So CD what was so important?
CD: Uh well paul, you know that we've been havin' problems lately like well...
Paul: CD get to the point.
CD: Paul U cheated on me time and time again, I'm really sick of it. I went to a lawyer and well got some divorce papers. I can't stand it anymore. Paul it's time we end it. I want a divorce.
Paul: U WHAT???
CD: Paul I"m serious. I don't think we can be together anymore, and I'm not willing to waste my time ***Phone*** DeLorenzo, hey magda, what, I'll be there in thirty minutes tops. Bye. ***Hang up*** Okay so paul I've got to go. Get back to me.

okay sry if i hogged it, but I kinda wanted to do that part. ur turn.
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Old 05-25-2001, 11:12 PM   #15
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u r not hoggin! i love it! it was GREAT!!! AWESOME JOB!!!

*Jinnys Room*

Dr: Well, that was easy!
Nurse: what shoudl i do doctor?
*BEEP*
DR: Get her to the OR now! she is dropping!

*Angelas Room*

Angela: I might?
Doctor: Yes, u might!
Angela: No, explain it to me...i am confused
Doctor: WEll, the baby was ready to come before and ur only 2 months...so, that would be really bad!
Angela: Yeah, the babcy wouldn'tsurvive!
Doctor: We need to keep u over night to see how u r! ok?
Agnela: YES!

*Outside in the waiting room*

Doctors: Exstead? Reide?

Magda & Kate: YEs????????? *CD runs in*

CD Yes?

D 1: Jinny was dropping so we had to bring her to surgery.

D2: Angela should be okay. we need to keep her over night for observation. u may see her in room 967.

Kate: thanx.

Magda: (sittin in her chair wif her head in her hands) OMG!!!!!!!! *cring*

Your turn
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