Man Calls 911 After Being Denied Refund for Box of Condoms - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Zoneboy · 08-20-2008, 06:19 PM

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ENGLEWOOD, N.J. - Police said a man called 911 and reported a robbery after a gas station employee refused to give him his money back for an unopened box of condoms.

Police said officers responded quickly to the call on Sunday and found a gas station worker who fit the description of the robber given by the caller.

Police said the 21-year-old man told them he called 911 and made the bogus report to help him get his money back.

Police charged him with making a false report.

Cactus Jack · 08-20-2008, 06:24 PM

LOL WHAT AN ****ING IDIOT!

TJL · 08-20-2008, 06:28 PM

I don't know what is worse.

Purchasing condoms at a gas station, or trying to get your money back for condoms purchased at a gas station.

coffield3 · 08-20-2008, 07:23 PM

WTF??

catlover79 · 08-20-2008, 09:00 PM

Of all the MORONS who have called 911 for the most ridiculous reasons - this one takes the cake!!!!!

dawsongirl · 08-20-2008, 09:34 PM

Castration is in order.

dawsongirl · 08-20-2008, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

I don't know what is worse.

Purchasing condoms at a gas station, or trying to get your money back for condoms purchased at a gas station.

catlover79 · 08-20-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

Castration is in order.

Zoneboy · 08-20-2008, 09:41 PM

This idiot needs a one-way ticket to the rubber room. (no pun intended)

catlover79 · 08-20-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

This idiot needs a one-way ticket to the rubber room. (no pun intended)

Game, set, match to Charles!!!! (Sorry, Cathy.)

Schmoopie · 08-21-2008, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoneboy

This idiot needs a one-way ticket to the rubber room. (no pun intended)

howierules86 · 08-23-2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

Castration is in order.

I always love dawsongirl's thoughts about idiots like this guy (seriously, a refund for a defective box of condoms?! Do people have to call 911 for everything that goes wrong with this world?).

Corolla · 08-26-2008, 05:14 PM

Wow, the definition of emergency has definitely changed in the past few years, hasn't it?

08-20-2008, 06:19 PM	#1
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08-20-2008, 06:24 PM	#2
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08-20-2008, 06:28 PM	#3
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	I don't know what is worse. Purchasing condoms at a gas station, or trying to get your money back for condoms purchased at a gas station.
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08-20-2008, 07:23 PM	#4
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08-20-2008, 09:00 PM	#5
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08-20-2008, 09:34 PM	#6
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,134	Castration is in order.

08-20-2008, 09:41 PM	#9
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,412	This idiot needs a one-way ticket to the rubber room. (no pun intended)

08-26-2008, 05:14 PM	#13
Corolla Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 21, 2006 Location: Owen Sound, ON Posts: 2,376	Wow, the definition of emergency has definitely changed in the past few years, hasn't it?