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Jude The Obscure · 08-15-2008, 04:16 PM

Darrin: Endora, you are the sunshine of my morning! Stop by anytime!!

Endora: Darrin, you're a mother-in-law's dream come true. And a mortal too!

Sam: Mother, I am so happy that you cast all those spells on Darrin. It makes him such a better person.

Mrs Kravitz: That Mrs Stephens is the most normal person on the block. I won't hear one bit of gossip about her!

Mr. Kravitz: Being married to Gladys, what can I say? I'm the luckiest guy alive.

MickeyMac · 08-16-2008, 02:29 PM

Larry: Darrin I've been thinking, we have been working hard around here. Lets close shop for a month and take the wives and kids for a vacation in Hawaii, my treat.

Darrin: Sam, you know what you have got to do more witchcraft around here

catlover79 · 08-16-2008, 06:21 PM

Larry: Money? Don't care for it a bit!

Abner: GLADYS! GLADYS! There's something strange going on at the Stephens' house. Go over there and find out what's going on!!

Gladys: Go take your medicine and go to bed, Abner. I have no intention of going there and making a fool of myself.

Abner: Gladys is the best cook in the world! Try her chicken soup and ice box cookies!

Jude The Obscure · 08-16-2008, 07:24 PM

Abner: STOVE ON!! STOVE ON!!

Tabitha: Mommy, I don't want to do wishcraft. Let me do it the mortal way.

Sam: Gosh, being married to Darrin is such a drudge. I wish I was Serena.

Serena: Sam is so lucky, married to that mortal hunk, Darrin. I wish I was Sam!

Endora: I'm so tired of this Turkish Cowah. Sam, can I have some of your stovetop coffee?

Endora: Eating in Paris is such a bore. How about we try the Cozy Have-A-Snack instead?

catlover79 · 08-16-2008, 11:49 PM

The "STOVE ON!" line just destroys me every time I see it. God bless Alice Pearce - she was one of a kind. No offense to Sandra Gould, but her Gladys was so unlikable!

OH Nuts! · 08-17-2008, 02:07 AM

Aunt Clara: "Doorknobs are so large and clunky, I HATE them!

Larry Tate: "Darrin, always remember that money isn't everything! Now go and do a bang up job for that $300 non-profit account!

Serena: Cuz, I'm getting really tired of this jet set action packed existence. I'm going to renounce withcraft and join an order!"

Endora: "Darrin, what a darling son-in-law you are! I'm so glad my daughter married you!"

Gladyz Karvitz: "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Stephens, they are a perfectly normal and unassuming family!"

Dusty's Fan · 08-17-2008, 03:18 AM

Darrin: "Serena, I wish Samantha had your fashion sense and style!"

Frank Stephens: "Endora, I want to ditch Phyllis and have wild sex with you!"

Adam: "If Tabitha is really my sister, how come I don't look anything like her?"

Tabitha: "Mommy, is Auntie Serena a hippie?"

Darrin: "Sam, remember when you sang 'If 'n?'... I wanted to do the wild thing with you right then and there!"

MickeyMac · 08-18-2008, 03:10 PM

Darrin: "Sam, we need to have your family over more often"

Endorra: "Darrin you work so hard for my daughter, you are such a remarkable man"

Darrin: "Sam I got this big account I am trying to nail, can you snap up a campain add I can use".

catlover79 · 09-13-2008, 12:40 AM

Endora: I can't STAND green and purple chiffon flying suits! I want to wear Arthur's Superman outfit!!!

08-15-2008, 04:16 PM	#1
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Things We Would Never Hear on Bewitched! Darrin: Endora, you are the sunshine of my morning! Stop by anytime!! Endora: Darrin, you're a mother-in-law's dream come true. And a mortal too! Sam: Mother, I am so happy that you cast all those spells on Darrin. It makes him such a better person. Mrs Kravitz: That Mrs Stephens is the most normal person on the block. I won't hear one bit of gossip about her! Mr. Kravitz: Being married to Gladys, what can I say? I'm the luckiest guy alive.

08-16-2008, 06:21 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Larry: Money? Don't care for it a bit! Abner: GLADYS! GLADYS! There's something strange going on at the Stephens' house. Go over there and find out what's going on!! Gladys: Go take your medicine and go to bed, Abner. I have no intention of going there and making a fool of myself. Abner: Gladys is the best cook in the world! Try her chicken soup and ice box cookies!
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08-16-2008, 02:29 PM	#2
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,006	Larry: Darrin I've been thinking, we have been working hard around here. Lets close shop for a month and take the wives and kids for a vacation in Hawaii, my treat. Darrin: Sam, you know what you have got to do more witchcraft around here

08-16-2008, 07:24 PM	#4
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Abner: STOVE ON!! STOVE ON!! Tabitha: Mommy, I don't want to do wishcraft. Let me do it the mortal way. Sam: Gosh, being married to Darrin is such a drudge. I wish I was Serena. Serena: Sam is so lucky, married to that mortal hunk, Darrin. I wish I was Sam! Endora: I'm so tired of this Turkish Cowah. Sam, can I have some of your stovetop coffee? Endora: Eating in Paris is such a bore. How about we try the Cozy Have-A-Snack instead?

08-16-2008, 11:49 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	The "STOVE ON!" line just destroys me every time I see it. God bless Alice Pearce - she was one of a kind. No offense to Sandra Gould, but her Gladys was so unlikable!

08-17-2008, 02:07 AM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Aunt Clara: "Doorknobs are so large and clunky, I HATE them! Larry Tate: "Darrin, always remember that money isn't everything! Now go and do a bang up job for that $300 non-profit account! Serena: Cuz, I'm getting really tired of this jet set action packed existence. I'm going to renounce withcraft and join an order!" Endora: "Darrin, what a darling son-in-law you are! I'm so glad my daughter married you!" Gladyz Karvitz: "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Stephens, they are a perfectly normal and unassuming family!"

08-17-2008, 03:18 AM	#7
Dusty's Fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 13, 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,092	Darrin: "Serena, I wish Samantha had your fashion sense and style!" Frank Stephens: "Endora, I want to ditch Phyllis and have wild sex with you!" Adam: "If Tabitha is really my sister, how come I don't look anything like her?" Tabitha: "Mommy, is Auntie Serena a hippie?" Darrin: "Sam, remember when you sang 'If 'n?'... I wanted to do the wild thing with you right then and there!"

08-18-2008, 03:10 PM	#8
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,006	Darrin: "Sam, we need to have your family over more often" Endorra: "Darrin you work so hard for my daughter, you are such a remarkable man" Darrin: "Sam I got this big account I am trying to nail, can you snap up a campain add I can use".

09-13-2008, 12:40 AM	#9
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Endora: I can't STAND green and purple chiffon flying suits! I want to wear Arthur's Superman outfit!!!