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This is another by ma and Nancy McKeon Rox, enjoy! MWAHAHAHA!
***In the Division*** Teddy: *comes in* Hey Jin, you doin anything tonight? Jinny: Actually yes. Dad's anual block party! I hate it! But thats ok! Because every year the drunk hippie doen something really funny! Magda: The Drunk.... Hippie? Jinny: I think hes gay too! But its hard too tell, last year he had short-shorts a womans bandana on his head, and a tye die shirt. Kate: Uhhh... yeah. Jinny: This is very true!!!!! Kate: Isnt that the party every year, that i ahve too send out officers too break up the fight! Jinny: And i am proud too say... YES! Teddy: Alright then... Have fun. But stay away from the drunk hippie, please? Jinny: Yes teddy. ***At the block party*** Jinny: *looking out window* Hey look guys! The Drunk Hippie is sitting indian stlye in the middle of the road!!!! Everybody: *Laughs* Jinny: Dad.. *he is standing by her* Does he even live on this block? Jinnys Dad: I have never met him before but for the last 10 years hes been here so why fight it!? Its just a fact of life! We all die, life stinks, and the drunk hippie comes too the party! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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Ahahaha!!! That was good!
Jinny: *gets a beer out of the fridge, opens it, and sips on it* I wonder why he always sits in he road. John: I hope he gets run over by an 18-wheeler. Casey: John! Jinny's Dad: Let's just ge this thing started... Jinny: *turns up the music. Lady Marmelade is playing* Gicchi Gicchi ya ya da da... John: Jinny! Change the station! Jinny: No! Creole Lady Marmelade! I g2g!!! ------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort. Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop. Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary. Angela: Did you see his face? Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him. Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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Did i metion, this is based on a true story? Because it is.
John: How about you go join the guy in the middle of the road!? Jinny: He came through with the money and the garter belts!!!!! John: Nevermind. Jinny: *kindof dances around a little* What is it with you anyway? John: Nothing, im just naturally in a bad mood. Jinny: I knew that! what else? John: Nothing else. ***About 1 hour later*** *The party had really gotten started, strobe lights, blasting music and none of the exsteads were quite all there. Meaning, they were a little drunk* Jinny: This is one Heeeeeeeell of a party!!! John: Oh yeah! Casey: O my gawd! You twoi actually agreed on something! John: Shut up! *gos up too him* Jinny: Now now now! Wait! EVery year theres a fight. Now you 2 dont be startin it now, alright? Jinnys dad: Come on John, get in the spirit! Jinny: TOO THE BACK YARD! *pretty much leads everyone out there, and notices the drunk hippie is no-longer in the road* Hey guys! Wheres the drunk hippie dude!? John: Guesse he got hit.... YES! Casey: Joooohn! Drunk Hippie: *Comes up behind Jinny and bites her on the ass!* Jinny: AHHHHHHHHHH! You son-of-a-bitch!!! Drunk Dude: Come on Babe! PEACE OUT!!!!!! Jinny: *tackels him and eventially everyones in one big beer throwerific fight* ***20 mins later at station*** Kate: *comes out of office* Ok, Ramirez, Reide and De Lorenzo, its time too go break up the Exstead party fight. Ramirez: *yawns* do we have too? Kate: Yes. Reide: its 2:30 AM! Kate: I know, and lucky you, you are the only people on duty, there are 100 people there. Go on, get! Your turn!!!!!!! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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OMG! LIMBO! This is sooooo funny!
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((At the block party))
Jinny: You @$$hole ! *punches him in the face* Drunk Hippie: Hehehe. It tasted good. Casey: What did? Drunk hippie: Her patootie, man. Jinny: God, my ass hurts! And I think I broke my finger. Who gives a sh*t. *side kicks him in the head* [CD, Mag, Cap, & Angie pull up.] CD: SFPD!! Jinny: I know who you are damnit! Magda: Break it up! *pushes Jinny away who is still beating on the hippie.* Jinny: I'm not finished! *runs back over to him, but CD grabs her and her and Magda hold her back* Cap: All right... what happened here? John: Well... this *pauses* person bit Jinny. Cap: Oooookay... Jinny: The sh*thead bit me on the ass! Cap: Your kidding... Jinny: No!!!! OK, Mom's gotta use tha phone... ------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort. Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop. Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary. Angela: Did you see his face? Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him. Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon [This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 06-10-2001).] |
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Jinny: AND IT HURT LIKE HELL TOO!!!!!!!!
Cap: I can imagine... Jinny: Let go of me!!!! *treis too get Magda and CD off her and they push her too the ground and hold her there* Magda: CALM DOWN! Were gonna arrest him ok!? Jinny: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!! I want too beat the crap out of him first!!!! CD: Yes we all know you can! Magda: Im driving you home. *pulls her up and lets go* Jinny; Ok, im fine now, cool calm collected... *kicks hippie in head again and knocks him out cold* HHHHHHHHHA! Magda: *grabs her again* CD, help me get her too the car! ***AT the car*** Magda: Have you completely lost your mind!!?? Jinny: No but my ass is killing me! CD: Oh comeon! He didnt bite yoiu that hard... Did he? Jinny: You wanna see the bite marks!? Magda: Uhhh... No... Well just take your word for it. Jinny: And i broke my finger!!!! I HATE THAT DRUNK HIPPIE DUDE!!!!! I hope next year he gets hit by an 18 wheeler! He outta! Its pretty dumb too sit in the middle of the road!! CD: Huh? Jinny: Nevermind. Your turn! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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((At Jinny's aparment))
[Teddy Dearest is waiting on her inside.] Jinny: You should have let me hit him again! CD: Jin, you knocked him out cold! Jinny: *unlocks door* So! *looks at Teddy* What are you doing here? Teddy: Well hey to you too. Jinny: *puts her hand on her butt* Teddy: Oooookay... Mag: She got uhhh... how do I say this... Jinny: I got bit on the ass by a drunk hippie!!!!! *calmly* And broke my finger. Teddy: Awwww. Come here. *pats couch* CD: Well, I think we should go. Jinny: OK, bye! [CD and Mag leave.] Jinny: *sits down next to Teddy and holds up finger* Teddy: Yeah, it looks pretty bruised! You might wanna let a doctor have a look a that. Jinny: They'll just give me one of those splints that you buy at the drugstore and the visit will cost me 20 bucks. Teddy: Yeah, I guess your right. Jinny: So... do you wanna see my bite mark? HAHAHA!!! Your turn!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! |
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Teddy: Only if your willing too look at my tatoo.
Jinny: *raises eyebrows 2 times* Sounds like a good idea too me *kisses him* Teddy: *starts too unbutton her shirt* I love you... Jinny: I love you to... *cut too next morning, for uhh... Content, yeah thats the word!* ***At the Division*** Cap: So Jinny, hows you ass feeling? Jinny: Much better... THANKS FOR ASKING!!! Cap: Just wanted too make sure you werent in too much pain too work. Jinny: My finger hurts. *pouts and holds up her finger with onna those drug store splints* Cap: ohhh... Poor baby! Jinny: Mmm hmm. Your turn! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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Mag: So... what did you and Teddy do last night?
Jinny: *grins* CD: Ah ha! Jinny: Ah ha what?! CD: Ah ha *points to Teddy walking in the door* Teddy: Jin... *does that finger thing where he wants her to come* Jinny: Be back in a minute. **Outside in the hall** Jinny: What? Teddy: Are you feelin' all right? Jinny: Well... my ass hurts a little, and my finger too, but other than that, I'm fine. Teddy: OK... *kisses her on the cheek* Bye. Jinny: *has a weird look on her face* Bye... *walks back to her desk* Mag: What was that all about? Jinny: I don't know. Something's wrong. But I don't know what. Mag: You better find out! Jinny: Yeah I know!!! Your turn!!! ------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort. Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop. Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary. Angela: Did you see his face? Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him. Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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Yes liek Boston Public this goes from Comedy too drama in the middle of it all
***that night*** Teddy is at Jinnys, hes fixing himself a MAYONAISE sandwich (inside joke) Jinny just arrives home. Jinny: Hey... *realizes how sad he looks* What wrong? *nervosely* Teddy: N... Nothing. Jinny: *very scared sounding* Somethings wrong. Dont lie to me... What is it? Teddy: Im sick. Jinny: By that... what do you mean? Teddy: I have cancer. Jinny: *stares for a while, then begins too cry* No... You cant... I love you! You cant die... Teddy: Its a tumor... In my lung... Jinny: You dont smoke.. you dont... Teddy: I know.. Jinny, the doctors are doing a biopsey(sp?) tommorow... Too see if its operable. If it is, it can be cured. If its not... Jinny: *hysterical* Dont even say it... I know youll be fine... *both her and teddy are crying* I love you too much, i cant loose you now!!!!!!! Teddy: I know. I love you too. Ill be fine... I promise! *huggs her and they just stand there, crying in each others arms* Your turn! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OK, that's all I can say
![]() ------------------ ~<3~Caitlin~<3~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Jo On Hefself: " You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. " ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ One Of Jinny's Many Quotes: " Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? " ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I-M address Bixbabe926 |
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Jinny: You'll be OK. I know it. *wipes tears away* [They sit down on the couch.] So that's why you were acting kinda funny today.
Teddy: Yeah. Jinny: When did you find out? Teddy: This morning. I had to go for a check up... Jinny: Well, atleast they found it soon. Teddy: Yeah I guess you right. <Faith Hill's song There You'll Be starts to play> Jinny: *leans on Teddy and starts to cry* I love you, and I always will. Teddy: Shhh... don't cry, Jin. I'll always love you. Ahhh... I can't go on!!! ------------------ «=±†±ÑMRø¤±†±=» On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort. Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop. Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary. Angela: Did you see his face? Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him. Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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OMG O my God.Post more soon
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WildChildJinny, Ill post on our fan fic next!
Jinny: I know. I just cant help crying! *sobs* Teddy: *puts hand on her head, and huggs her close, rocking her back and forth*O god jin... I didnt know how too tell you... Jinny: I.... i.... *cant talk because she is crying soo hard* Teddy: Shhh, shhh... I know.. Itle be ok... Everything will be ok. ***Next Day, at Division*** Jinny: *is acting really weird* Magda: *gets up and sits on jinnys desk, jinys stareing out the window* Jinny? Are you alright? Jinny: Huh? O, yes. Im... fine. Magda: Somethings wrng. Dont lie too me... What is it? Jinny: *pictures herself saying the exact same hing too teddy and gets very teary* CAn i not talk about it? Magda: Umm... Ok? If thats what you want? Jinny: Please, can i just be alone right now? *gets up and goes into the bathroom* CD: What was that all about? Magda: I have no idea *goes after Jinny* Your turn!!! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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