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Old 06-09-2001, 10:30 PM   #1
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Post (fan fic) And this is why drunk guys should not Bite Jinny Exstead On the ass!!!

This is another by ma and Nancy McKeon Rox, enjoy! MWAHAHAHA!

***In the Division***

Teddy: *comes in* Hey Jin, you doin anything tonight?
Jinny: Actually yes. Dad's anual block party! I hate it! But thats ok! Because every year the drunk hippie doen something really funny!
Magda: The Drunk.... Hippie?
Jinny: I think hes gay too! But its hard too tell, last year he had short-shorts a womans bandana on his head, and a tye die shirt.
Kate: Uhhh... yeah.
Jinny: This is very true!!!!!
Kate: Isnt that the party every year, that i ahve too send out officers too break up the fight!
Jinny: And i am proud too say... YES!
Teddy: Alright then... Have fun. But stay away from the drunk hippie, please?
Jinny: Yes teddy.

***At the block party***

Jinny: *looking out window* Hey look guys! The Drunk Hippie is sitting indian stlye in the middle of the road!!!!
Everybody: *Laughs*
Jinny: Dad.. *he is standing by her* Does he even live on this block?
Jinnys Dad: I have never met him before but for the last 10 years hes been here so why fight it!? Its just a fact of life! We all die, life stinks, and the drunk hippie comes too the party!


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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Ahahaha!!! That was good!

Jinny: *gets a beer out of the fridge, opens it, and sips on it* I wonder why he always sits in he road.
John: I hope he gets run over by an 18-wheeler.
Casey: John!
Jinny's Dad: Let's just ge this thing started...
Jinny: *turns up the music. Lady Marmelade is playing* Gicchi Gicchi ya ya da da...
John: Jinny! Change the station!
Jinny: No! Creole Lady Marmelade!

I g2g!!!




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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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Old 06-09-2001, 11:02 PM   #3
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Did i metion, this is based on a true story? Because it is.

John: How about you go join the guy in the middle of the road!?
Jinny: He came through with the money and the garter belts!!!!!
John: Nevermind.
Jinny: *kindof dances around a little* What is it with you anyway?
John: Nothing, im just naturally in a bad mood.
Jinny: I knew that! what else?
John: Nothing else.

***About 1 hour later***

*The party had really gotten started, strobe lights, blasting music and none of the exsteads were quite all there. Meaning, they were a little drunk*

Jinny: This is one Heeeeeeeell of a party!!!
John: Oh yeah!
Casey: O my gawd! You twoi actually agreed on something!
John: Shut up! *gos up too him*
Jinny: Now now now! Wait! EVery year theres a fight. Now you 2 dont be startin it now, alright?
Jinnys dad: Come on John, get in the spirit!
Jinny: TOO THE BACK YARD! *pretty much leads everyone out there, and notices the drunk hippie is no-longer in the road* Hey guys! Wheres the drunk hippie dude!?
John: Guesse he got hit.... YES!
Casey: Joooohn!
Drunk Hippie: *Comes up behind Jinny and bites her on the ass!*
Jinny: AHHHHHHHHHH! You son-of-a-bitch!!!
Drunk Dude: Come on Babe! PEACE OUT!!!!!!
Jinny: *tackels him and eventially everyones in one big beer throwerific fight*

***20 mins later at station***

Kate: *comes out of office* Ok, Ramirez, Reide and De Lorenzo, its time too go break up the Exstead party fight.
Ramirez: *yawns* do we have too?
Kate: Yes.
Reide: its 2:30 AM!
Kate: I know, and lucky you, you are the only people on duty, there are 100 people there. Go on, get!

Your turn!!!!!!!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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Old 06-09-2001, 11:04 PM   #4
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OMG! LIMBO! This is sooooo funny!

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Old 06-10-2001, 10:36 AM   #5
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OMG! LIMBO! This is sooooo funny!

You got that!!! *LIMBO!*
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((At the block party))
Jinny: You @$$hole ! *punches him in the face*
Drunk Hippie: Hehehe. It tasted good.
Casey: What did?
Drunk hippie: Her patootie, man.
Jinny: God, my ass hurts! And I think I broke my finger. Who gives a sh*t. *side kicks him in the head*
[CD, Mag, Cap, & Angie pull up.]
CD: SFPD!!
Jinny: I know who you are damnit!
Magda: Break it up! *pushes Jinny away who is still beating on the hippie.*
Jinny: I'm not finished! *runs back over to him, but CD grabs her and her and Magda hold her back*
Cap: All right... what happened here?
John: Well... this *pauses* person bit Jinny.
Cap: Oooookay...
Jinny: The sh*thead bit me on the ass!
Cap: Your kidding...
Jinny: No!!!!

OK, Mom's gotta use tha phone...


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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Jinny: AND IT HURT LIKE HELL TOO!!!!!!!!
Cap: I can imagine...
Jinny: Let go of me!!!! *treis too get Magda and CD off her and they push her too the ground and hold her there*
Magda: CALM DOWN! Were gonna arrest him ok!?
Jinny: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!! I want too beat the crap out of him first!!!!
CD: Yes we all know you can!
Magda: Im driving you home. *pulls her up and lets go*
Jinny; Ok, im fine now, cool calm collected... *kicks hippie in head again and knocks him out cold* HHHHHHHHHA!
Magda: *grabs her again* CD, help me get her too the car!

***AT the car***

Magda: Have you completely lost your mind!!??
Jinny: No but my ass is killing me!
CD: Oh comeon! He didnt bite yoiu that hard... Did he?
Jinny: You wanna see the bite marks!?
Magda: Uhhh... No... Well just take your word for it.
Jinny: And i broke my finger!!!! I HATE THAT DRUNK HIPPIE DUDE!!!!! I hope next year he gets hit by an 18 wheeler! He outta! Its pretty dumb too sit in the middle of the road!!
CD: Huh?
Jinny: Nevermind.

Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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((At Jinny's aparment))

[Teddy Dearest is waiting on her inside.]
Jinny: You should have let me hit him again!
CD: Jin, you knocked him out cold!
Jinny: *unlocks door* So! *looks at Teddy* What are you doing here?
Teddy: Well hey to you too.
Jinny: *puts her hand on her butt*
Teddy: Oooookay...
Mag: She got uhhh... how do I say this...
Jinny: I got bit on the ass by a drunk hippie!!!!! *calmly* And broke my finger.
Teddy: Awwww. Come here. *pats couch*
CD: Well, I think we should go.
Jinny: OK, bye!
[CD and Mag leave.]
Jinny: *sits down next to Teddy and holds up finger*
Teddy: Yeah, it looks pretty bruised! You might wanna let a doctor have a look a that.
Jinny: They'll just give me one of those splints that you buy at the drugstore and the visit will cost me 20 bucks.
Teddy: Yeah, I guess your right.
Jinny: So... do you wanna see my bite mark?

HAHAHA!!! Your turn!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
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Teddy: Only if your willing too look at my tatoo.
Jinny: *raises eyebrows 2 times* Sounds like a good idea too me *kisses him*
Teddy: *starts too unbutton her shirt* I love you...
Jinny: I love you to...

*cut too next morning, for uhh... Content, yeah thats the word!*

***At the Division***

Cap: So Jinny, hows you ass feeling?
Jinny: Much better... THANKS FOR ASKING!!!
Cap: Just wanted too make sure you werent in too much pain too work.
Jinny: My finger hurts. *pouts and holds up her finger with onna those drug store splints*
Cap: ohhh... Poor baby!
Jinny: Mmm hmm.

Your turn!


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

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Mag: So... what did you and Teddy do last night?
Jinny: *grins*
CD: Ah ha!
Jinny: Ah ha what?!
CD: Ah ha *points to Teddy walking in the door*
Teddy: Jin... *does that finger thing where he wants her to come*
Jinny: Be back in a minute.
**Outside in the hall**
Jinny: What?
Teddy: Are you feelin' all right?
Jinny: Well... my ass hurts a little, and my finger too, but other than that, I'm fine.
Teddy: OK... *kisses her on the cheek* Bye.
Jinny: *has a weird look on her face* Bye... *walks back to her desk*
Mag: What was that all about?
Jinny: I don't know. Something's wrong. But I don't know what.
Mag: You better find out!
Jinny: Yeah I know!!!

Your turn!!!

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~*~*NMRox*~*~

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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Yes liek Boston Public this goes from Comedy too drama in the middle of it all

***that night***

Teddy is at Jinnys, hes fixing himself a MAYONAISE sandwich (inside joke) Jinny just arrives home.

Jinny: Hey... *realizes how sad he looks* What wrong? *nervosely*
Teddy: N... Nothing.
Jinny: *very scared sounding* Somethings wrong. Dont lie to me... What is it?
Teddy: Im sick.
Jinny: By that... what do you mean?
Teddy: I have cancer.
Jinny: *stares for a while, then begins too cry* No... You cant... I love you! You cant die...
Teddy: Its a tumor... In my lung...
Jinny: You dont smoke.. you dont...
Teddy: I know.. Jinny, the doctors are doing a biopsey(sp?) tommorow... Too see if its operable. If it is, it can be cured. If its not...
Jinny: *hysterical* Dont even say it... I know youll be fine... *both her and teddy are crying* I love you too much, i cant loose you now!!!!!!!
Teddy: I know. I love you too. Ill be fine... I promise! *huggs her and they just stand there, crying in each others arms*

Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OK, that's all I can say

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Jinny: You'll be OK. I know it. *wipes tears away* [They sit down on the couch.] So that's why you were acting kinda funny today.
Teddy: Yeah.
Jinny: When did you find out?
Teddy: This morning. I had to go for a check up...
Jinny: Well, atleast they found it soon.
Teddy: Yeah I guess you right.
<Faith Hill's song There You'll Be starts to play>
Jinny: *leans on Teddy and starts to cry* I love you, and I always will.
Teddy: Shhh... don't cry, Jin. I'll always love you.

Ahhh... I can't go on!!!

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On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.

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OMG O my God.Post more soon
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Old 06-10-2001, 07:32 PM   #15
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WildChildJinny, Ill post on our fan fic next!

Jinny: I know. I just cant help crying! *sobs*
Teddy: *puts hand on her head, and huggs her close, rocking her back and forth*O god jin... I didnt know how too tell you...
Jinny: I.... i.... *cant talk because she is crying soo hard*
Teddy: Shhh, shhh... I know.. Itle be ok... Everything will be ok.

***Next Day, at Division***

Jinny: *is acting really weird*
Magda: *gets up and sits on jinnys desk, jinys stareing out the window* Jinny? Are you alright?
Jinny: Huh? O, yes. Im... fine.
Magda: Somethings wrng. Dont lie too me... What is it?
Jinny: *pictures herself saying the exact same hing too teddy and gets very teary* CAn i not talk about it?
Magda: Umm... Ok? If thats what you want?
Jinny: Please, can i just be alone right now? *gets up and goes into the bathroom*
CD: What was that all about?
Magda: I have no idea *goes after Jinny*

Your turn!!!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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