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ISmellFine · 04-16-2001, 07:04 PM

Title: Drunk
By: Nancy McKeon Rox and NancyJoJinny
Cast: Nancy McKeon as Jinny Exstead, Jay Harrington as Theodore Blumenthal, Lisa Vidal as Magda Ramirez, and Bonnie Bedelia as Kaitlyn McCafferty.

**[Scene 1]
[Everyone is at the Division, including Teddy. He's sitting beside Jinny's desk. Jinny walks in, she's drunk. VERY drunk and wobbly. She bumps into the Captain.]
Jinny: Whoopsie!!!! Sorry hun.
[Kate smells alcohol on Jinny's breath.]
Kate: God Jinny! What have you been drinking?
Jinny: *thinks really hard* Ummm... I don't remember. *in a high pitched voice* Wanna guess?
[Jinny walks over to her desk. She sits down, but misses her chair.]
Jinny: *in a little kids voice* Uh-oh!
[Teddy gets up and helps Jinny sits down... in her chair. He squats down so he's at eye lever with her.]
Teddy: What's the matter with you?
Jinny: Uhhh... I'll answer that in a minute!
[Jinny gets up, pushes Teddy out of the way, and runs to the bathroom. Magda follows her. She's in a restroom stall. You can hear her throwing up.]
Magda: Jinny... [She throws up again.] Uhh... is there anything I can do to help?
[Jinny walks out of the stall.]
Jinny: Yes. *Jinny turns really weak*
Magda: What?
[Jinny looses her balance.]
Jinny: Catch me!
[Magda helps Jinny regain her balance. Jinny's still drunk, but not as much as before. Teddy's waiting outside the bathroom. Jinny puts her arm around him shoulders and he helps her to her desk and sits her down.]
Jinny: Before you say anything... DON'T ASK!!!
Teddy: Umm... OK...
[Kate walks over to Jinny.]
Kate: Jinny, why in the hell are you so drunk?
Jinny: Ummm... I drank to much alcohol?
Kate: Well... Duh Jinny! I don't want that to EVER happen again! Do you understand me?
Jinny: Yes, Mom! *pauses, then grabs her stomach* Oh... wait. [Jinny get's up and runs to the restroom, again. She's in there about 10 minutes. She comes back and sits at her desk. Teddy's still sitting there.]
Teddy: Are you gonna be alright?
Jinny: Yeah... sure... why not...
Teddy: I think I'd better stay here today.
Jinny: Why?
Teddy: Incase you get sick or something.
Jinny: Teddy, I AM sick.
Teddy: Well... sicker.

Alright... your turn!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jo's Girl · 04-16-2001, 09:19 PM

Awesome i can't wait for more!!!

NancyJoJinny · 04-17-2001, 06:17 PM

Ok!

Jinny: SO your just gonna sit here and twidle your thumbs?
Teddy:Yes.
Jinny:Well im feeling much better... Exept for my head... But ill live.
Captain: Hey Jinny.... Get in here.
Magda

to the tune of the death march) Dom dum dum dum dum dumdum dumdum dumdum!
Jinny: T....That was so...not funny.
Magda: Im sorry Jin...Im sure shell go easy on you.
Jinny: Dont lie to me!
Magda: WHatever!
Jinny

goes into office) What is it!?!?
Captain: You came in here drunk!
Jinny: Yes....and???
Captain: Well you did drive here...and its my job to give you a...
Jinny: DUI right???
Captain

takes out little pad)YUP!
Jinny: I dont believe this!
Captain

hands jinny little fine thingy) Believe it...Huney!

ISmellFine · 04-17-2001, 07:06 PM

Jinny: Fine!!!! *Jinny jerks the paper out of Kate's hand, gets up and slams the dor behind her. She slams it so hard, the floor shakes.]
Magda: Jinny, what's the matter?
Jinny: That... that... that... *is about to say a bad word**pauses and shouts* WOMAN!!!!!
Teddy: What'd she do Jin?
Jinny: She gave my a DUI!!!!
Magda: Well Jin, you were driving drunk!
Jinny: But, I'm a cop and cops can't get tickets!
[Kate walks out to her office and over to Jinny. She looks MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.]
Kate: Exstead!
Jinny: McCafferty!!!!!!
Kate: Alright Jinny, I've had it with you today. You came in drunk. You drove here for God's sake! Not you get pissed off when I give you a DUI. Jinny, you're on desk duty until further notice. Do you understand me?
Jinny: Yes MOM!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jo's Girl · 04-18-2001, 06:57 PM

HEHEHE this is awesome!!!!!

NancyJoJinny · 04-18-2001, 07:12 PM

OK! heres more!

Jinny

as katye turns around she growls at her)
Captain: Did you just growl at me???
Jinny: No
Captain:Ok?(goes into office)
Jinny

growls again and sit down)
Magda:You are relly pushing it arent you????
Jinny: As far as that thing (points to kates office) will go!
Angela: You know you deserved it!
CD: This isnt the first time.
Jinny: If you interlopeing medeling...tall people have anything else to say...(picks up paperwieght) Your going to eat this!
Angela: Hey im sorry....Dont get so touchy!
Jinny: Fine.

(later that day, at the end of jinnys shift)

Jinny: See ya.
Magda: WHere are you off to?
Jinny: Nowhere.
CD: The bar right?
Jinny: ANd the award goes to...
Angela: I knew it! Anyway...do whatever you want... Jst be sober by morning.
Jinny

stares) Are you quite finished?
CD: Yup!
Jinny:Buh bye Now!(leaves)

Your turn!

ISmellFine · 04-18-2001, 07:36 PM

ok, here goes! ive got a splinter in my finger and it hurts to type, so you guys better appreciate this!

[Jinny's at the bar... of course. Dan is the bartender. Jinny has three empty beer glasses sitting beside her. And a couple of shot glasses too.]
Dan: So about this DUI of yours...
Jinny: Yeah, what about it?
Dan: I didn't think cops could get tickets.
Jinny: Yeah... well... *pauses* Another beer.
Dan: Jinny, I think you've had enough. Besides, you can't drive home like you are now, anyways.
Jinny: I'm never in the "condidtion" do drive or anything, am I?
Dan: Well...
Jinny: That's what I thought.
Dan: Well, do you want to get another DUI?![Jinny just galres at him.] I'm gonna call Teddy to come pick you up.
Jinny: *VERY meanly* Fine.
[A Few minutes later, Teddy walks in and over to Jinny. He looks at the empty glasses and then at Jinny. He stares in amazement.]
Teddy: Uhhh... ummm... *coughs*
Jinny: So, you're just like everybody else, huh? You think I have this compulsive drinking disorder, that when ever I get mad or depressed or whatever, I drink to much.
Teddy: Jinny...
Jinny: Well you know what? You're right. Let's go.
[Jinny gets up, but she can exactally stand up... Teddy grabs her around the waist and walks her out the door and to his car and he takes her home. They get to the apartment and Jinny has turned VERY drunk, again... They walks into her apartment and Teddy lays her on the couch...]

Your turn!!!!!

My finger hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-18-2001).]

NancyJoJinny · 04-18-2001, 08:01 PM

Ohhhh... Imstarting to feel sorry for her!

Jinny

slurring REAL bad)Can you get me another beer.
Teddy: Nnnnnno.
Jinny: Pwease?(all lovey dovey)
Teddy: Jinny...Ummm... Just go to sleep.
Jinny: Want to slepp with me.
Teddy: Not tonight... Just try to get some rest... Youll thank me for this in the morning.
Jinny: O...k, (passes out)
Teddy: (decides to stay the noght and make sure shes ok.)

(the next morning)

Teddy: Jinny...Jinny get up its 7 we have to get to work.
Jinny: Shutup!
Teddy: Come on... Get ready.
Jinny: Fine( trys to stand up but falls back) Help???
Teddy: fine when does your shift start?
Jinny:8:15.
Teddy: Good you have an hour.
Jinny: NO I DONT I NEVER CHANGED THE CLOCKS FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!!
Teddy: Get up change!!!!
Jinny: Fine (runs into room and changes shrit...but wears the same pants) Came on lets get out of here.

(in the car)

Jinny: (VERY sick)
Teddy: Are you ok???
Jinny: No...(they pull up) Just, my head, come on.

(inside)

Captain:Hey Exstead your late AGAIN!!
Jinny: I know let me explain... No let me throw up first. (runs out)

YOUR TURN!!

Wild Child · 04-18-2001, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo's Girl:
HEHEHE this is awesome!!!!!

ISmellFine · 04-18-2001, 09:06 PM

I'm feeling sorry for her 2!!!!

[Jinny's in the bathroom, barfing, as usual. Kate walks in the bathroom.]
Kate: Jinny, Jinny, Jinny... [Jinny barfs again.] Jinny. [Jinny walks out of the stall.] Jinny, I'm sick of you walking in here EVERYDAY, sick as a dog.
Jinny: So.
Kate: Jinny, I'm being VERY leiniant with you. You're already on desk duty, what do you want me to do, fire you? [Jinny glares at her, and storms out the door. She bumps into Magda as she walks back to her desk. Jinny looks very upset.]
Magda: Jin, what did she say to you? [Jinny doesn't say a word. Teddy walks over to her and sits beside her.]
Teddy: Jinny, what happened?
Jinny: Just leave me alone, OK!!!
Teddy: Alright, Jin... Sorry... [Teddy walks off. Jinny is sitting at her desk. She puts her hands in her face and begins to sob.]
Jinny: *to herself* Geezus... what am I gonna do?
[Magda hears Jinny mumbeling to herself and walks over to her.]
Magda: Jin?
Jinny: [quickly wipes the tears from her eyes* What?
Magda: What's the matter?
Jinny: Nothing...
Magda: Oh come on Jin, you can't be crying for nothing!
Jinny: I've just got a really bad headache. ok?

Your turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe...

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jo's Girl · 04-19-2001, 04:20 PM

OOOOO!!!! This is good i can't wait for more...i feel sorry for her to.

NancyJoJinny · 04-19-2001, 07:28 PM

OKELY DOKELYS!

Magda: Your lyin to me jin... I know when your lyin.
Jinny: Go away!
Magda: I cant.... My desk is right there... No matter where i go im near you so(leans toward her) Tell me what the problem is.
Jinny: There is no PROBLEM! (like REALLY screming) I HAVE NO PROBLEM... YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM... WE HAVE NO PROBLEM! THERE IS NO PROBLEM! (calmly) exept for my head.
Magda: ANd why does your head hurt?
Jinny: Because im hungover!
Magda: And why are you hung over?
Jinny: Becase i drank too much.
Magda: Well now...theres your problem.
Jinny: (starting to cry) I dont have a problem! Now get away from me! NOW PLEASE!?!?!

your turn

ISmellFine · 04-19-2001, 08:14 PM

[Kate hears all of the screaming and walks out of her office.]
Kate: What's the problem here?
[Jinny gets up and walks up to Kate and gets in her face.]
Jinny: *screams* THERE IS NO PROBLEM!!!!!! Don't you understand?!
Kate: Jinny, you're screaming, there HAS to be a problem.
Jinny: You know what? I don't have a damn problem so just leave me alone!
[Jinny grabs her coat and runs out the door. She looks really upset. She bumps into Teddy as she's walking out the door.]
Teddy: Hey Jin.
[Jinny ignores him and keeps going. She gets in her car, but before she can leave, Kate, CD, Angela, Magda, and Teddy all pile in her car and shut the doors.]
Magda: We're not leaving until you tell us what's wrong.
Teddy: Yeah, we've got all day.
[There is silence for a while.]
Jinny: Fine. I know I've been drinking to much, but I can't help it. I know I'm always late, but I can't help that either.
Kate: Yes you can.
Jinny: No, can't. *pauses* I told you now get OUT!!!!!!
[The all pile out of the car except Teddy. Jinny starts crying, but doesn't notice that he's still there.]

You go!!!!!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-19-2001).]

ISmellFine · 04-19-2001, 08:52 PM

i can never write funny fan fics!!! they always turn out sad! so if you ever need a sad fan fic, im your girl! lol...

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

NancyJoJinny · 04-19-2001, 08:54 PM

HAHAHAHAHH! Touched by an angel! hEHEHE!

Teddy: Jinny?
Jinny: (jumps) WHat the hell are you doing here??? You scared me! (wipes tears away)
Teddy: Look... you have to talk to me... ill bug you all week!
Jinny: Im tired of everybody butting in! Why cant you let me live my life...
Teddy: But...
Jinny: Im no angel... Nw please let me go. I need some time to think.
Teddy: Your going to the bar.
Jinny: NO IM NOT!!!!!
Teddy: I KNOW YOU ARE! DONT LIE TO ME!
Jinny: I dont have to say anything to you.... GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!!
Teddy: (just got out)
Jinny: (Tarts crying again and drives away)

04-16-2001, 07:04 PM	#1
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Fan Fic: Drunk By: Nancy McKeon Rox and NancyJoJinny Title: Drunk By: Nancy McKeon Rox and NancyJoJinny Cast: Nancy McKeon as Jinny Exstead, Jay Harrington as Theodore Blumenthal, Lisa Vidal as Magda Ramirez, and Bonnie Bedelia as Kaitlyn McCafferty. *[Scene 1] [Everyone is at the Division, including Teddy. He's sitting beside Jinny's desk. Jinny walks in, she's drunk. VERY drunk and wobbly. She bumps into the Captain.] Jinny: Whoopsie!!!! Sorry hun. [Kate smells alcohol on Jinny's breath.] Kate: God Jinny! What have you been drinking? Jinny: thinks really hard* Ummm... I don't remember. in a high pitched voice Wanna guess? [Jinny walks over to her desk. She sits down, but misses her chair.] Jinny: in a little kids voice Uh-oh! [Teddy gets up and helps Jinny sits down... in her chair. He squats down so he's at eye lever with her.] Teddy: What's the matter with you? Jinny: Uhhh... I'll answer that in a minute! [Jinny gets up, pushes Teddy out of the way, and runs to the bathroom. Magda follows her. She's in a restroom stall. You can hear her throwing up.] Magda: Jinny... [She throws up again.] Uhh... is there anything I can do to help? [Jinny walks out of the stall.] Jinny: Yes. Jinny turns really weak Magda: What? [Jinny looses her balance.] Jinny: Catch me! [Magda helps Jinny regain her balance. Jinny's still drunk, but not as much as before. Teddy's waiting outside the bathroom. Jinny puts her arm around him shoulders and he helps her to her desk and sits her down.] Jinny: Before you say anything... DON'T ASK!!! Teddy: Umm... OK... [Kate walks over to Jinny.] Kate: Jinny, why in the hell are you so drunk? Jinny: Ummm... I drank to much alcohol? Kate: Well... Duh Jinny! I don't want that to EVER happen again! Do you understand me? Jinny: Yes, Mom! pauses, then grabs her stomach Oh... wait. [Jinny get's up and runs to the restroom, again. She's in there about 10 minutes. She comes back and sits at her desk. Teddy's still sitting there.] Teddy: Are you gonna be alright? Jinny: Yeah... sure... why not... Teddy: I think I'd better stay here today. Jinny: Why? Teddy: Incase you get sick or something. Jinny: Teddy, I AM sick. Teddy: Well... sicker. Alright... your turn!!! ------------------ Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point. Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions? Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

04-16-2001, 09:19 PM	#2
Jo's Girl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 296	Awesome i can't wait for more!!!

04-17-2001, 06:17 PM	#3
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	Ok! Jinny: SO your just gonna sit here and twidle your thumbs? Teddy:Yes. Jinny:Well im feeling much better... Exept for my head... But ill live. Captain: Hey Jinny.... Get in here. Magda to the tune of the death march) Dom dum dum dum dum dumdum dumdum dumdum! Jinny: T....That was so...not funny. Magda: Im sorry Jin...Im sure shell go easy on you. Jinny: Dont lie to me! Magda: WHatever! Jinny goes into office) What is it!?!? Captain: You came in here drunk! Jinny: Yes....and??? Captain: Well you did drive here...and its my job to give you a... Jinny: DUI right??? Captain takes out little pad)YUP! Jinny: I dont believe this! Captain hands jinny little fine thingy) Believe it...Huney!

04-17-2001, 07:06 PM	#4
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Jinny: Fine!!!! Jinny jerks the paper out of Kate's hand, gets up and slams the dor behind her. She slams it so hard, the floor shakes.] Magda: Jinny, what's the matter? Jinny: That... that... that... is about to say a bad word*pauses and shouts WOMAN!!!!! Teddy: What'd she do Jin? Jinny: She gave my a DUI!!!! Magda: Well Jin, you were driving drunk! Jinny: But, I'm a cop and cops can't get tickets! [Kate walks out to her office and over to Jinny. She looks MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.] Kate: Exstead! Jinny: McCafferty!!!!!! Kate: Alright Jinny, I've had it with you today. You came in drunk. You drove here for God's sake! Not you get pissed off when I give you a DUI. Jinny, you're on desk duty until further notice. Do you understand me? Jinny: Yes MOM!!! ------------------ Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point. Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions? Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

04-18-2001, 06:57 PM	#5
Jo's Girl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 296	HEHEHE this is awesome!!!!!

04-18-2001, 07:12 PM	#6
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	OK! heres more! Jinny as katye turns around she growls at her) Captain: Did you just growl at me??? Jinny: No Captain:Ok?(goes into office) Jinny growls again and sit down) Magda:You are relly pushing it arent you???? Jinny: As far as that thing (points to kates office) will go! Angela: You know you deserved it! CD: This isnt the first time. Jinny: If you interlopeing medeling...tall people have anything else to say...(picks up paperwieght) Your going to eat this! Angela: Hey im sorry....Dont get so touchy! Jinny: Fine. (later that day, at the end of jinnys shift) Jinny: See ya. Magda: WHere are you off to? Jinny: Nowhere. CD: The bar right? Jinny: ANd the award goes to... Angela: I knew it! Anyway...do whatever you want... Jst be sober by morning. Jinny stares) Are you quite finished? CD: Yup! Jinny:Buh bye Now!(leaves) Your turn!

04-18-2001, 07:36 PM	#7
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	ok, here goes! ive got a splinter in my finger and it hurts to type, so you guys better appreciate this! [Jinny's at the bar... of course. Dan is the bartender. Jinny has three empty beer glasses sitting beside her. And a couple of shot glasses too.] Dan: So about this DUI of yours... Jinny: Yeah, what about it? Dan: I didn't think cops could get tickets. Jinny: Yeah... well... pauses Another beer. Dan: Jinny, I think you've had enough. Besides, you can't drive home like you are now, anyways. Jinny: I'm never in the "condidtion" do drive or anything, am I? Dan: Well... Jinny: That's what I thought. Dan: Well, do you want to get another DUI?![Jinny just galres at him.] I'm gonna call Teddy to come pick you up. Jinny: VERY meanly Fine. [A Few minutes later, Teddy walks in and over to Jinny. He looks at the empty glasses and then at Jinny. He stares in amazement.] Teddy: Uhhh... ummm... coughs Jinny: So, you're just like everybody else, huh? You think I have this compulsive drinking disorder, that when ever I get mad or depressed or whatever, I drink to much. Teddy: Jinny... Jinny: Well you know what? You're right. Let's go. [Jinny gets up, but she can exactally stand up... Teddy grabs her around the waist and walks her out the door and to his car and he takes her home. They get to the apartment and Jinny has turned VERY drunk, again... They walks into her apartment and Teddy lays her on the couch...] Your turn!!!!! My finger hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point. Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions? Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court. [This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-18-2001).]

04-18-2001, 08:01 PM	#8
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	Ohhhh... Imstarting to feel sorry for her! Jinny slurring REAL bad)Can you get me another beer. Teddy: Nnnnnno. Jinny: Pwease?(all lovey dovey) Teddy: Jinny...Ummm... Just go to sleep. Jinny: Want to slepp with me. Teddy: Not tonight... Just try to get some rest... Youll thank me for this in the morning. Jinny: O...k, (passes out) Teddy: (decides to stay the noght and make sure shes ok.) (the next morning) Teddy: Jinny...Jinny get up its 7 we have to get to work. Jinny: Shutup! Teddy: Come on... Get ready. Jinny: Fine( trys to stand up but falls back) Help??? Teddy: fine when does your shift start? Jinny:8:15. Teddy: Good you have an hour. Jinny: NO I DONT I NEVER CHANGED THE CLOCKS FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!! Teddy: Get up change!!!! Jinny: Fine (runs into room and changes shrit...but wears the same pants) Came on lets get out of here. (in the car) Jinny: (VERY sick) Teddy: Are you ok??? Jinny: No...(they pull up) Just, my head, come on. (inside) Captain:Hey Exstead your late AGAIN!! Jinny: I know let me explain... No let me throw up first. (runs out) YOUR TURN!!

04-18-2001, 09:06 PM	#10
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	I'm feeling sorry for her 2!!!! [Jinny's in the bathroom, barfing, as usual. Kate walks in the bathroom.] Kate: Jinny, Jinny, Jinny... [Jinny barfs again.] Jinny. [Jinny walks out of the stall.] Jinny, I'm sick of you walking in here EVERYDAY, sick as a dog. Jinny: So. Kate: Jinny, I'm being VERY leiniant with you. You're already on desk duty, what do you want me to do, fire you? [Jinny glares at her, and storms out the door. She bumps into Magda as she walks back to her desk. Jinny looks very upset.] Magda: Jin, what did she say to you? [Jinny doesn't say a word. Teddy walks over to her and sits beside her.] Teddy: Jinny, what happened? Jinny: Just leave me alone, OK!!! Teddy: Alright, Jin... Sorry... [Teddy walks off. Jinny is sitting at her desk. She puts her hands in her face and begins to sob.] Jinny: to herself Geezus... what am I gonna do? [Magda hears Jinny mumbeling to herself and walks over to her.] Magda: Jin? Jinny: [quickly wipes the tears from her eyes* What? Magda: What's the matter? Jinny: Nothing... Magda: Oh come on Jin, you can't be crying for nothing! Jinny: I've just got a really bad headache. ok? Your turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe... ------------------ Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point. Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions? Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

04-19-2001, 04:20 PM	#11
Jo's Girl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 296	OOOOO!!!! This is good i can't wait for more...i feel sorry for her to.

04-19-2001, 07:28 PM	#12
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	OKELY DOKELYS! Magda: Your lyin to me jin... I know when your lyin. Jinny: Go away! Magda: I cant.... My desk is right there... No matter where i go im near you so(leans toward her) Tell me what the problem is. Jinny: There is no PROBLEM! (like REALLY screming) I HAVE NO PROBLEM... YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM... WE HAVE NO PROBLEM! THERE IS NO PROBLEM! (calmly) exept for my head. Magda: ANd why does your head hurt? Jinny: Because im hungover! Magda: And why are you hung over? Jinny: Becase i drank too much. Magda: Well now...theres your problem. Jinny: (starting to cry) I dont have a problem! Now get away from me! NOW PLEASE!?!?! your turn

04-19-2001, 08:14 PM	#13
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	[Kate hears all of the screaming and walks out of her office.] Kate: What's the problem here? [Jinny gets up and walks up to Kate and gets in her face.] Jinny: screams THERE IS NO PROBLEM!!!!!! Don't you understand?! Kate: Jinny, you're screaming, there HAS to be a problem. Jinny: You know what? I don't have a damn problem so just leave me alone! [Jinny grabs her coat and runs out the door. She looks really upset. She bumps into Teddy as she's walking out the door.] Teddy: Hey Jin. [Jinny ignores him and keeps going. She gets in her car, but before she can leave, Kate, CD, Angela, Magda, and Teddy all pile in her car and shut the doors.] Magda: We're not leaving until you tell us what's wrong. Teddy: Yeah, we've got all day. [There is silence for a while.] Jinny: Fine. I know I've been drinking to much, but I can't help it. I know I'm always late, but I can't help that either. Kate: Yes you can. Jinny: No, can't. pauses I told you now get OUT!!!!!! [The all pile out of the car except Teddy. Jinny starts crying, but doesn't notice that he's still there.] You go!!!!!!! ------------------ Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point. Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions? Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court. [This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 04-19-2001).]

04-19-2001, 08:52 PM	#14
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	i can never write funny fan fics!!! they always turn out sad! so if you ever need a sad fan fic, im your girl! lol... ------------------ Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point. Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions? Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

04-19-2001, 08:54 PM	#15
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	HAHAHAHAHH! Touched by an angel! hEHEHE! Teddy: Jinny? Jinny: (jumps) WHat the hell are you doing here??? You scared me! (wipes tears away) Teddy: Look... you have to talk to me... ill bug you all week! Jinny: Im tired of everybody butting in! Why cant you let me live my life... Teddy: But... Jinny: Im no angel... Nw please let me go. I need some time to think. Teddy: Your going to the bar. Jinny: NO IM NOT!!!!! Teddy: I KNOW YOU ARE! DONT LIE TO ME! Jinny: I dont have to say anything to you.... GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!! Teddy: (just got out) Jinny: (Tarts crying again and drives away)