Monday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ralph: "As usual, I am carrying the whole load on my shoulders."

Alice: "You're carrying the load all right, but it's not on your shoulders."

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ralph: "I work for the Gotham Bus Company."

Bud Collyer (as himself): "Well, they do say that travel broadens one."

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "You help me and I will help you. Like they say: 'One hand washes the other while both hands wash the face.'"

Ed: "Never mind that. Just give me some water. I know how to wash."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

(Ralph picked up his jacket that d accidently burned by leaving the hot iron on it.)

Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"

Ed: "No, that is my idea of a burn."

"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Ralph: "I'm just mad at Alice because she thinks that there is nobody stupid enough to offer me a job like the one I was offered today."

Ed: "This guy sounds stupid enough."

"Norton Moves In":

(Ralph and Norton are sharing the cot. Ed is having a cigarette.)

Ed: "Ralph, I dropped the match in the bed. Ralph?"

Ralph: "Nee na miz."

Ralph (feeling the lit match,
yells): "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Alice & The Blonde":

Ralph: "It just so happens that the Raccoon Lodge is going through a financial crisis. And I'm the Treasurer Alice, I'm responsible. If I don't get some money into that treasury you know what might happen? The Bensonhurst chapter of the Raccoon Lodge may no longer be! Do you know what that means?"

Alice: "Yeah, real estate values in Bensonhurst will go up 100%."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."

Man (yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and I."

Ed: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and anybody."