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Old 03-27-2001, 10:49 PM   #1
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Post "Opps she did it again"Continuatoin of 14days.

Once again another fan fic.

Jinny rolled over and right onto the floor of her bedroom.

J:Oh.......My nose.

T:Jinny are you...Oh my head hurts.

J:mine too,

T:I forget what happened.

J:I think we plaed chess all night, think about it!

T:Ehhhm yeah.

J:Oh no what time is it! She looked at alarm clock. 10 its 10! Im late were late, captains gonna kill me cause im late.

Jinny got up and grabbed some clothes out of her closet, and threw them on.

J:get up, ill get coffe, come on. Oh i think im gonna be sick. She ran into the bathroom.

Teddy got dressed and called to her, ill be in the car ok?

J cough)Ok.

(station)

K:wheres jinny?!?!

M:I dotn know... Why what did she do>

K:Oh your gonna love this one!

Jinny burst through the door weezing.

J:Im here i here, sorry, cant...breath, gotta...sit.

K:So jinny how were you last night.

J:hehe good, very good.

K:Oh well it seems got a few interesting calls.

J:Wha-

K:Oh just somebody who said two drunks, you and teddy left without paying your $70 bill at the bar.

J:Im sorry il pay i promise.

K;Im not done, there was a 6 car pile up caused by a drunk driver.

J:Who...who was it.

K:Guesse who.

J:I didnt!?!

K:You did!

M:Nice job jinny!

CD:Could you do any worse?

A:Good move.

J:Hey i dont even remember if i drove! Ehhh, i didnt mean it that way.

K:Oh good well now you dont have to pay the 70 dollars.

J:huh?

K:You have to pay 2,000 dollars in fines.

J:What!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I dont have 2,000 bucks, oh johns gonna blow!

K:Have fun!

J:Ooops?

M:thats not an excuse.

A:You know you really gotta get in control of this jin.

J:I am in control.

CD:You know if you left the bar with thoedore, and you two goe out of the same car this morning and hes wearing what he had on yeaterday, and your both a mess...

J:Shutup.

A:Really? You and that guy who got mugged? Really?

J:Must i share my sex life with you!?!

M:Why not.

J:Ill tell you... As soon as one od us remembers what happened.

CD:You got a drinking problem...

J:Why does everybody keep saying that! All eyes in the room were on her. This is my life not yours so stop telling me how to handle it!

K:Hey whats going on?

J:Nothing nothing.

CD:Jinny wont admit her faults.

J:Got to hell! Ive got more important things right now, she pulled a buckotu of her pocket, anybody want to lend me $1999?

CD:I dont trust you.

A:No way.

M:Not on your life.

K:Ha your kidding. Oh and by the way, im gonna be nice and give you a 48 hour no paid suspension.

J:What!!!!!!!!!

K:Starting now.

J:I dont believe this?

K:Well we all know where youll be all day if we need to reach you.

J:and where would that be?

CD:Bar

M:Anchorside.

A:wherever else they sell alcoholic beverages in the state.

J:Good bye! Jinny stormed out of the room and ran into teddy.

T:Ive ben suspended

J:Me too, come.

T: do i have a choice?

J:No.

T:coming...


More tomorow g2g bye
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Old 03-27-2001, 11:45 PM   #2
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How do you do that? How do you write a decent ff AND manage to leave us in suspence AND manage to... to... OMG! For ONCE in my life I'm speechless! (slaps face.) I'm fine now. But this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
good!

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Alexz: Yeah... too bad they don't come in silver mercedes benz!
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Old 03-28-2001, 01:41 PM   #3
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Keep going!!!!!! Please!!!

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Jinny:God She's got to bug up her a** for me.
CD: Why?
Jinny: Oh how should I know...maybe I'm not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like.

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Old 03-28-2001, 01:46 PM   #4
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RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! How can you leave us here til tomorrow! You better write more...rrrr...i will///be

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Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me!

Jo: Uh..in a minuete your gonna have flared teeth.

(Jo falls down while ballroom dance practice in the living room)
Mrs. Garrett: Jo, do u want soup?

Computer: Good Afternoon
Jo: How would you know...you've been turned off all day.
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Old 03-28-2001, 08:06 PM   #5
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Please post more soon! I love this!

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Rachel: Like that key chain said, boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
Alexz: Yeah... too bad they don't come in silver Mercedes Benz.
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Old 03-28-2001, 08:29 PM   #6
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I just posted it all, and it didnt work, ill do it again..... I love it when you beg.

(parking lot)

J:Im sorry its all my fault, ill pay for it all.

T:No you wont, ill pay it

J:You cant, $2000?

T:I have a huge saveings account.

J:Well thankyou..I ahte haveing you do this but thank you...

T:are you doing anything later.

J:Where am i gonna go?

T:Good point, well i for one need a nap, but ill call you later. k?

J:Sure.

T:bye.

J:see ya.

(Jinnys house)

Jinny had a closed beer on the table in front of her, she had her chin on the table staring thrugh the glass bottle

J:I shouldnt drink you... but dad taught me naver to waste food, or in this case drinks, and i i just leave you there its wasting you isnt it? Dear god im talkin to a beer here.

She put the beer in the fridge. And sat down on the couch in front of the TV.

J:Good unsolved mysteries.

(3hours later.)

Jinny was no longer looking at the TV but stareing at the fridge.

J:One cant hurt... no i dont need it.

she picked up the remote.

J:42. The fats of life, the facts of life. I dont believe this show is still on. One...cant...hurt?

She got up and grabbed the beer, popped the top off and downed half the thing in one sip. She put it on the table by the couch and lyed down on the couch.

J:Good job jin, you cant last 12 hours.

The phone started ringing.

J:Hello?

T:Hey whatsup.

J:Ehhhhhoooo nothing.

T: wanna go somewhere.

J:where.

T:theres this new club in LA...

J:LA?

T:Yeah, its not like we have to get up in the morning.

J:I dont know, i dont think i want to pay another fine...

T:I wont drink, and ill drive.

J:Thats what you said last time.

T:Please?

J:What do i wear? I dont do clubs.

T:Your skinny youll think of somethin.

J:I dont own any wierd stuff...Oh yeah that stupid little blue sparkle skirt.

T:Very nice...

J sigh)Fine ill go, but if i see anyone there im out the door.

T:Who else would take the time to drive to LA?

J:Good point.

T:and well get there just when it starts to get good.

Jinny ran her toung over her teeth.

J:this is too tempting im going.

T:ill be there soon. Jinny?

Jinny had already went to get ready.

J:LA here i come!!!!!

g2g bye
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Old 03-28-2001, 08:34 PM   #7
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this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!! post mroe soon please!!!!!!
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Old 03-28-2001, 08:57 PM   #8
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(begging on my knees)
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeee more.... must have some more fan fic... (Oh, and by the way, love the FOL reference.... hehe!)

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Old 03-28-2001, 09:37 PM   #9
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You love when we beg! Well, i am begging you now!!!!! Please...i want morre! NOWW!!!

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Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me!

Jo: Uh..in a minuete your gonna have flared teeth.

(Jo falls down while ballroom dance practice in the living room)
Mrs. Garrett: Jo, do u want soup?

Computer: Good Afternoon
Jo: How would you know...you've been turned off all day.
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Old 03-29-2001, 08:38 AM   #10
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oooooh!More begging i love it hehe

(Club in LA)

Jinny and Teddy are sitting at the bar.

J:Feels like it took forever to get here.

T:It did...

J:Good point.

T:ehhhhhm...Nice skirt.

J:Not another word!

T:Uh, you havent had anything to drink?

J:Well yeah i know, i... well...

T:I think i know what your tryin to say. Two cokes!

The bar tender handed them two cokes. They finished them and Jinny ordered a beer.

T:I htough you wanted to cut back?

J:Sorry, one drink ok.

T:Yeah whatever.

Jinny and Teddy continued thier conversation as two women watched them from accross the room. One of the women picked up a walkie talki.

675:This is 675 reporting, we have spotted our target, female, 5'5", brunett, name Jinny Extead.

89:This is 89 responding, i will be there in approximately 30 mins. This is 89 sighning out.

The woman known only as 675, turned to the woman next to her.

675:Were moveing in.

The two neared the end of the dance floor.

675:76 wait here, we dont want to look conspicuous.

76:Understood. When will 89 be arriveing.

675on then our plans will be underway.

g2g bye
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Old 03-29-2001, 03:55 PM   #11
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More don't leave us in suspense!!!!

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Jinny:God She's got to bug up her a** for me.
CD: Why?
Jinny: Oh how should I know...maybe I'm not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like.

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Old 03-29-2001, 04:33 PM   #12
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Heres more...

Jinny's one drink has turned into 3 more and a whiskey, and the 2 women stood in the corner. A short woman with long black hair walked to them.

89:Im sorry im late.

657 ont let it happen again.

89:What is the situation?

76:Jinny...Has had 3 or 4 drinks, and is right there. SHe pointed to her.

657:Lets move in.

89:No ill go sit next to her. I have a hiddn microphone.

76:Good plan.

"89" went over and sat down next to her, 675 and 76 listened on headphones.

J:yup, hehe

T:Jinny are you feelin, ok?

J:Uh huh good just fine, yup.

T:I wonder if Magda Angela and CD are here.

J:Oh there everywhere.

"89" walked away from them.

89:We better not spy anymore.

657:Why its my mission in life.

89:I know but if she finds out...in her drunken state...she will most likely kick our asses.

They watched as jinny and teddy got up, jinny practically fell over.

89:Were they both drinking!?!?

657:I dont know...I hope not...

89:Im going over there and stopping them.

657:You cant shell find out that we were here, youll reveal your identity.

89:I dont care.

89 rushed over to them.

89:Hey, did you drink anything.

T:What? Who are you.

J:Hi magda.

89:how did you know it was me!?!

J:Easy, im more perceptive when im drunk.

89 pulled off her wig and curly brown hair fell on her shoulders.

M:Were you drinking!

T:No im driving her home now.

M:Fine ill go tell Angela and CD shes ok, oh shes gonna kill me in the morning.

T:Yeah, she is.

M:Thank you teddy i needed that.

T:glad to be of service..

g2g bye
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Old 03-29-2001, 05:24 PM   #13
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More More More!!!!!!! I want to know more!!!!!

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Jinny:God She's got to bug up her a** for me.
CD: Why?
Jinny: Oh how should I know...maybe I'm not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like.

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Old 03-29-2001, 05:25 PM   #14
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post more soon!
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Old 03-29-2001, 06:52 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by 80skid:
(begging on my knees)
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeee more.... must have some more fan fic... (Oh, and by the way, love the FOL reference.... hehe!)

I am in awe here! Please post more soon! (I'm begging!)

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Alexz: Yeah... too bad they don't come in silver Mercedes Benz.
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