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Old 04-08-2001, 09:36 PM   #1
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Post uhm, well, it's the start for a fanfic

uhm, ok, I'm drunk, well, kinda, and I have soooooooooooo nothing to do, so I'll try this whole fanfic thing myself (first one for the Division)

8:27 pm
The DeLorenzo house

"You know that I loved you, but you treated me so bad!" CD yelled at Paul, tears streaming out of her eyes. "I should have listened to my friends. They told me, you're a big fat loser from the first time they met you. *******, I never wanna see you again." She threw her wedding bad on their bed. It landed in the middle of him and his recent bedside babe.

"Candy, darling, I love you. This is just nothing." Paul tried to get away with it as if nothing happened. "I'll buy you.."

CD cut him off "SHOVE THAT UP YOUR ASS! I don't care, I don't want your ****ing presents anymore! It's over, I'll get a divorce!"

"You, you're married?" The naked redhead asked him in disbelief, finally realizing what was happening around her.

"Don't worry, you can have him." With that CD slammed the door behind her and drove off to the Anchorside Bar.

*********

8:48 pm
Anchorside Bar And Grill

"Yo! CD! Sup honey?" Jinny was excited to see her coworker and friend.

CD smiled over the sight of a - once again - drunk Jinny. "Hiya Jinny!" she sat down on the barstool next to her. "I just broke up with my husband, what about you?"

Jinny started to laugh, and motioned the barkeeper over. "Very funny. hey, another one for me and one for my friend here!"

"Make that a double one and a beer" CD changed the order.

ok, gotta stop now, cya l8a

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GIRL: "She said he was good in bed. REALLY, REALLY, goood."
C.D.: "That narrows down the field."

C.D.: "What's that?"
Angela: "My checklist."
C.D.: "You forgot the most important thing."
Angela: "What's that?"
C.D.: "Lunch!"

******************************************************

~Break my face, my back, my arms, my neck, but please don't break my heart!~ K's Choice

~Your silence makes more noise than thunder~ K's Choice

~Oh God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small.~ 13 Days

~Some dance to remember, some dance to forget~ Hotel California

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Old 04-08-2001, 11:44 PM   #2
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Jinny: "Oh my God!" You're not joking, you really did it?"

CD: You're so intelligent Jinny! Yes, I told him to piss off!"

Jinny drowned another of her drinks, and so did CD.

CD: "Listen Jinny, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that!"

Jinny: "I know. Don't worry, we all say and do things we regret. Talking about that, why would you leave your husband?"

CD swallowed and took a sip of her beer. "Because I should have done that a long time ago. I'm an idiot, I don't need him. I can have somebody who doesn't cheat on me!"


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GIRL: "She said he was good in bed. REALLY, REALLY, goood."
C.D.: "That narrows down the field."

C.D.: "What's that?"
Angela: "My checklist."
C.D.: "You forgot the most important thing."
Angela: "What's that?"
C.D.: "Lunch!"

******************************************************

~Break my face, my back, my arms, my neck, but please don't break my heart!~ K's Choice

~Your silence makes more noise than thunder~ K's Choice

~Oh God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small.~ 13 Days

~Some dance to remember, some dance to forget~ Hotel California

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yim: lt_meg_austin
aim: cat2014

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Old 04-08-2001, 11:50 PM   #3
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I had a feeling that was gonna happen...It made me throw up...But it was hilariose!
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Old 04-08-2001, 11:56 PM   #4
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I'm sorrym I didn't mean to, *blush, I gotta rewrite it when I'm sober*
S O R R Y !!!!!!!!!

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GIRL: "She said he was good in bed. REALLY, REALLY, goood."
C.D.: "That narrows down the field."

C.D.: "What's that?"
Angela: "My checklist."
C.D.: "You forgot the most important thing."
Angela: "What's that?"
C.D.: "Lunch!"

******************************************************

~Break my face, my back, my arms, my neck, but please don't break my heart!~ K's Choice

~Your silence makes more noise than thunder~ K's Choice

~Oh God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small.~ 13 Days

~Some dance to remember, some dance to forget~ Hotel California

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Old 04-09-2001, 09:28 PM   #5
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GREAT JOB!!! keep up the good work!!!
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Old 04-13-2001, 12:38 AM   #6
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Well..why dont you re write it...HEHE Id love to read it LOL
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Old 06-17-2001, 08:34 AM   #7
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whoops, haven't been here in ages, due to no time mostly because of this "real life" thing. LOL, anyways, thank you for the feedback and I think I will re.write it when I have the time.
cya, cat

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GIRL: "She said he was good in bed. REALLY, REALLY, goood."
C.D.: "That narrows down the field."

C.D.: "What's that?"
Angela: "My checklist."
C.D.: "You forgot the most important thing."
Angela: "What's that?"
C.D.: "Lunch!"

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