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Old 05-20-2001, 10:43 PM   #1
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Post My little sequal! (read the other first!)

Ok.. heres the sequal.

Jinny, resticted too desk duty after dissapeering the week she found out Dana was pregnant, was wondering where her sister had wondered off too, this time. Teddy had came for a quick visit but she kept him there, desperate for company, and before she even had the chance too ask where dana was, she arrived. 8 mounths pregnant on roller blades with no helmet. Jinny stared. "Uhhh, what in the hell are you doing?" she asked. Dana pointed to her feet "Im writing a play, hunny dearest! What do you think im doing!?!?!"

Sorry its so short, i have too sleep.

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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Old 05-20-2001, 10:56 PM   #2
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Keep Going! It's great so far!

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Blair: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas.
Jo: Don't frighten it, it's a lonely place up there.
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Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.
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Old 05-21-2001, 08:41 AM   #3
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It rules!

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Hey, I've got a few quotes that are said in my bethel:
Kunkee(HQ):Girls this ceremony is to make Diane, Evan, and Doug honorary members. Diane may cry and our three mini Dianes may cry too.
Nikki(Choir): Who are the three mini Dianes?
Kunkee:Kate(ME)Dehnia, and Sally.
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Diane: I'm I'm I'm (Starts to cry) So flattered.
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Between me and randy (associate bethel guardian) We're standing at the door, he pushes me, I push him. He pushes me into the fan I push him into the chair!

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Old 05-21-2001, 04:16 PM   #4
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write more soon please...!!!! this awesome for sure!!!"ghetto superstar that is what u are coming a far reaching for star run away with me to another place we can relay on ewachother from coner to another uhuh" wow i am spazing as my friends have noticed ok so anyhoo write more soon!!

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Thoedore: "Why?"
Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend....

"one time at band camp..."-American Pie

"im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality
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Old 05-21-2001, 04:39 PM   #5
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This is soooo majorly awsome! Write more soon! Puh-lease?
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Old 05-21-2001, 05:29 PM   #6
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OH!!! Thankyou! I thought youd hate it! But you like it now im happy happy happy!

Jinny looked her sister over, turned to her work, then looked back. "Shouldnt you be with that tutor i got you... The one im wasting my money on right now?" Dana tilted her head and smiled, "Your right... It was a waste of money! Besides i cant concentrate, i have too much on my mind, and that tutor lady really pisses me off!!!" Teddy laughed, But stopped when Jinny shot him one of her looks-to-kill. Magda, CD and Angela all came in with thier luches, quitly and Dana didnt know they were there. Magda raised one slim eyebrow. "What are you trying to do?" she startled Dana, who tryed to turn around, and started too fall. "Catch me Teddy!" she yelled. And he did. "Are you alright?" He asked. Dana motioned for him too lower her too the ground. "I think ill take these off now..." She tryed to reach her feet but she couldnt. "Oh this is saaaaaad." she said. Teddy got down on the floor "Ill do it." Dana leaned back against the desk. CD watched and tryed not to spit her coffe out while laughing. "Im sorry!" CD said. "I cant help it... This is just too funny!" Angela cut in "You shouldnt even be on roller blades. You should try too stay off your feet." Jinny propped her head up with her hand. "I dont want this Baby comeing any sooner then it has too!" She whined. "I have enough problems with one Baby! I dont need two." Dana looked sharply at her. "Did you just call me a Baby!?!?!" she screamd, Jinny sat back up. "Sorry, that sounded better in my head." Teddy yanked on her foot. "Dana? It wont come off." She stared blankly. "Wha-? Its stuck? Maybe i should have waited till the swelling in my ankles went down shouldnt i? PULL!" Teddy pulled on her roller blades and it finally came off. "Thank you!" Dana said. Jinny pulled out a bag of gummy worms. "I got gummies." she said dangling the bag in front of Dana. "Theyre the extra sour kind!" Dana immeditely pulled herself up and grabbed the bag, screaming thank you about 100 times before she sat down in a desk chair.

I g2g eat sweedish meat balls... O BTW... The CD coffe thing... I got that idea when i laughes and spit my coffe out every where this weekend... In public. That was embarresing!
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Old 05-21-2001, 06:10 PM   #7
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The coffee part was great!! Post more ASAP!

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Jo: Don't frighten it, it's a lonely place up there.
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Blair: The school board was leaning toward rust carpet. Rust carpet against mauve walls, can you imagine?
Jo: Oh my Lord, no.
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Old 05-21-2001, 07:35 PM   #8
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Dana smiled and chewed on the gummie worms, "I love my gummies!" she said. "Yes Dane, i know you love your gummies. Thats why i bought them." Jinny said. Dana wasnt even listening, she was watching the TV in the corner. "This will be perhaps the worst storm to hit the san fransisco area since 1980." the announcer said. Teddy leaned on Jinnys deks. "Look hun. I got to go... I told my boss id be back in 10 minutes... That was 1 hour ago." Jinny smiled. "Bye" she said in a sweety little voice. Teddy left, Dana watched him with puppy dog eyes and sighed. Jinny jumped up. "Oh no you dont!!!" she screamed "Hes mine! ALL MINE!" Dana popped back into reality "Fine... Keep him, hes too old anyway. But i congratulate you. Hes hot." Jinny sat back down. "Dont you have a boyfriend or anything?" Dana sucked on a gummie. "Are you kidding?" she pointed to her stomach "Its real easy for a pregnant 13 year old too get a date... And as for a boyfreind back home, hes the one who raped me... so now i hate him." Jinny looked down "oh" she said. Dana could tell she was uneasy about the whole rape thing. She made sure not too bring it up again.

*** Jinnys apartment, during THE STORM Dun dun duuuuuu!***

Dana was lying on her back on the couch, half awake half asleep. The thunder was too loud. Magda was there too. She gave them a ride bacause Jinnys car wouldnt start. Jinny tried to be quit and motioned for magda to get her a beer. "Now your tortureing me, " Dana said. "I cant have any." Jinny sat down on the end of the couch, and Dana sat up and slumped down. "Im bored" she whined. Magda sat on the other side of her. "We could watch TV?" Magda said sympathetically. Lighning flashed really brightly outside, followed by a LOUD crash of lightning. Dana sat up straight. "No im just tired, i want sleep!" Magda got up to let her lie down. "I feel your pain." Dana lied down. "Your the one with the problem! Your stuck here with her because the roads are closed! HAHA!!! I pity you... Then again i live with her. Oh well."

I g2g more lata!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

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OOOOoOOOO, MORE!! NOW!! Please??
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Old 05-22-2001, 11:33 AM   #10
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Ok!

Every time Jinny siped on her beer Dana did a classic Blair sigh. She sighed about 17235495638956352940372525483 times. And then she did it again, Jinny was really mad, and a little drunk. "If you dont shut up im going to throw you out." Jinny said. Dana just sighed really loud on purpose too make her mad. Dana rolled over. Tne rolled back and got up. "God damn this is boring!!!! Theres nothing to do here! And this place is way too small... This is like one of the Plainfield Pizza Parlor Apartments! (If you lived near plainfield youd know what im talking about)" Jinny looked around her apartmnt. "Its big enough for me! Ill get a bigger one if we need it!" Dana smiled and bounced up and down, "Marry Teddy and you can share the price and get a REALLY big house!" Dana said, Jinny stared at her. "Look at this Mag!" she said. "She wants me too get married so she can have a nice house! Thats pathetic!" Dana paced around. "And your drunk all the time but you dont see me complaining!!!!!!!" Jinny ignored her and sat back. Dana kept paceing along with Magda. About 5 minutes passed and nobody said anything, exept for Dana. "Uhhh, guys? Umm.. I think we have a problem." Dana said, jinny raised one eyebrow. "Tell me its not what im thinking. Tell me your not haveing the Baby." "Well..." Dana said. "I am. Oh god! This is painfull." Dana sat back out the couch and Jinny stared at her, dumbfounded.

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

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More ! i can't wait to see what happens!!!!!
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Oooh, this is awsome! I can't wait for more!
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Jinny got up and nevosely bounced up and down. "Magda Magda Magda! What do we do! What do we do!!!!!!" she was talking so fast Magda could barely understand her. "Dont look at me!!" Magda screamed " Call the hospital." Dana interrupted. "Roads... are... closed." she said. Jinny went towards the kitchen, then turned back, and sat down. "Well" she said. "It looks like we have a problem."

***30 minutes later***

"This is not right!" Dana yealled. "Ah. I was supposed too get medication! Pain killers!! WHY ME!?!?!?" Jinny had no idea what to do, and magda had called every living human she could think of, and it want working. Dana puched a pillow. "I hate Jake!!! This is his fault... Iiiiiiiiiiiimm gonna kill him!!!!!" Magda sat down. "Dana just calm down and breath." Dana closed her eyes. "I cant mag!!! I quit Lamaz.. and i dont want my baby born here.. I mean no-offane, Oooh pain, but have you......... ever actually delivered a baby?" Jiny sat up. "Well yeah!" she said. "But i had a doctor talking me through it! The phone died... I cant actually do it alone!" Dana grabbed Jinnys hair. "Well figure out something!!!"

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

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MORE, this is AWESOME!!!! i lovvvvve it and u just got ur braces off so do us a favor to make us happy!
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