Mine and NancyJoJinny's 2nd fan fic. (Mwahahahaha.) Well, 3rd, but whose counting?

[ISmellFine]

If you wanna laugh... Mwahahaha.

"The Power of Handcuffs"
by: NancyMcKeonRox and NancyJoJinny

[It's the end of the shift and Jinny's walking to her car. She's hears some rustling in the bushes. All of a sudden two girls, Kaley and Dana, jump out from behind the bushes and handcuff themselves to her.]
Dana: HI!!!
Kaley: How are ya?
Jinny: I was fine until you handcuffed yourselves to me!!! Why in the hell did you?
Kaley: For the hell of it.
Jinny: I smell something... smells like... pot.
Dana: Oh yeah, that too.
Jinny: What's that supposed to mean?
Kaley: Ummmmm...
Jinny: You're high, aren't you?
Dana: I guess you coud say that.
Jinny: Geez... I'm handcuffed to two high strangers. This is great. Just great.

OK, your turn!!!

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

[This message has been edited by Nancy McKeon Rox (edited 06-03-2001).]

[NancyJoJinny]

lolololololol!!!

Dana: It is great isnt it!?!?
Jinny: Come on gimme the key... NOW... Im a cop...
Dana: Nopey! *swallows key, kaley does the same*
Jinny: Who in the hell are you guys anyway!?!?
Kaley: Im , like , Kaley
Dana: ANd im like... Dana. Whats your name?
Jinny: Jinny.
Kaley: Like, as in short for Virginia Jinny, or Jinny Jinny, not so short for Virginia Jinny?
Jinny: Jinny Jinny, not so short for virgina Jinny! Now, were going back too the station... And getting you off me!!!
Dana: We think not! *pushes Jinny intoo bushes, and Kaley and Dana fall on Jinny*

Your turn!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[ISmellFine]

Kaley: We're not goin' back I say!!!
Jinny: You wanna bet?
Dana: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do!
[They go to Jinny's car and drag her along, of course.]
Jinny: What are you doing?!
Kaley: What does it look like were doing?
[Captain walks out of the building.]
Jinny: Great! Here's comes the captain.
Dana: Thanks for warning us!
[Kaley covers Jinny mouth and they hide behind Jinny's car until Cap drives off.]
Kaley: That was close.
Dana: Yeah, I know. Maybe a little too close.
Kaley: Ok, let's get outta here!!!


Your turn!!!


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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

[NancyJoJinny]

lol!

Dana: *foces jinny in the car, all three crawl arouns until Jinnys in the drivers seat Danas in the back, and kaleys in the passenger seat.* Drive!
Jinny: NO! *Jerks dana forward and tries too get her off, but theyre handcuffs, it just doesnt work* You little... little... High... freak!
Dana: Shut the **** up and drive!
Jinny: WHERE!?!?
Kaley: Your house... Just do it!
Jinny: No!! God knows what youll do to mee there!
Kaley: Were not going too hurt you or anything! We like you!
Jinny: Thats what i was afraid of.

Your turn!

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[ISmellFine]

haaaahahahahaaa!!!

((At Jinny's apartment))
[They're sitting on the couch.]
Jinny: I can't believe this is happening!*phone rings* Let me answer it!
Kaley: NOOO!!! *picks up the phone* Hellllllllllloooooooooo?!?!?!
Jinny: *jerks phone away* Hello?
Teddy: Who was that?
Jinny: Oh, umm... it was me, I just had uhhh... a frog in my throat.
Teddy: Oookay... since you're off tomorrow, do you wanna go get some breakfast in the morning?
Jinny: No, I can't.
Teddy: Why?
Jinny: I've got to uhhh... wax my lawn. BYE!!!
Dana: Wax your lawn?! You don't have a lawn.
Jinny: So!!!
Kaley: Yeah, so!!!
Dana: Shut up!

Your turn!!!



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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com.

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon

Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see.

Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

[NancyJoJinny]

Kaley: No you shut up!
Dana: No you shut up!
Jinny: Why dont you both shut up!
Kaley: Come quickley! Ride the pig!
Jinny: *Gives Kaley a really freak ass weird look*
Dana: Do you have any beer!?!?
Jinny: Your underaged.
Kaley: No were not!
Jinny: Im not an idiot.. Yes, you are.
Dana: Who cares! Come quicly!!! Ride her too the kitchen!
Jinny: WHat?
Kaley: Navermind... Come Dearest!!! *Dana and Kaley drag her into the kitchen*
Jinny: Its my beer! You cant have it!
Dana: Oh calm down... here have one. *hands Jinny and Kaley beer*
Jinny: Hold up! How do i sleep with you chained too me?
Kaley: Thats your problem. Well sleep anywhere.
Dana: Yup.. I got an idea lets stay up all night!
Jinny: Its not like i was going too sleep next too you anyway.
Kaley: Your mean!
Jinny: Yeah i know.

Your turn!


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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[ISmellFine]

Kaley: Guuuuuurl, do you wanna start sumthin'? Cuz if you do, we're takin' you DOWN!!!
Jinny: OK, OK... let's just sit down...
Dana: *plops down on the couch* Where's your remote?
Jinny: Right here. *pulls out the remote and turns on the TV*
Dana: *jerks it away from Jinny and canges the channel* All right! The Facts of Life!
Kaley: I love this show!
Jinny: Me too. What am I saying? Geez.
[Dana and Kaley sip on their beer while Jinny just sits there.]
Kaley: *pokes Jinny* What's the matter with you?
Jinny: What do you think?!?!
Kaley: OK, OK!!!

Your turn.

[NancyJoJinny]

Dana: You have a bad temper Jinny.
Jinny: I know that! I dont care.
Kaley: Geez... we picked the wrong person too handcuff ourselfs too.
Dana: ehhh... Whatever, we can have fun with her.
Jinny: R u going too hurt me?
Kaley: No silly! Were going too drag you all over town... Later.
Jinny: I am not leaving the house attached too you two!
Dana: Why? Thats not nice.
Jinny: Are you 2 like sisters or something?
Kaley: No im from Alabama and shes from New Jersey... We originally met here too handcuff ourselves too Invador Zim but that didnt work.
Jinny: Invador Zim is a cartoon.
Dana: Thats why it didnt work... Arent you listening?
Jinny: Not anymore.
Kaley: *whimpers* I wish i had my key! what did i do with it again?
Dana: We ate them.
Kaley: Oh yeah...
Jinny: Oh good, the marajuanna is finally wearing off.
Dana: Shut up.
Kaley: Were not so nice when were not so high... We just might hurt you for fun.
Jinny: O boy.

Your turn

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[BlairW_1]

Ride the pigs?!?!? You guys have to put that in every fanfic, don't you? Of course, why am I asking?

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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.

~*Danielle*~

[ISmellFine]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaley: I'm bored.
Dana: Me too.
Jinny: Is that a good thing?
Kaley: Why would it be a godd thing?
Dana: I think we should handcuffed ourselves to somebody else.
Kaley: Yeah, I know what you mean, but who?
Dana: I dunno.
Jinny: Why don't we go to sleep?
Kaley: Sleep? Now?!
Dana: It's 9:30. *rolls eyes*
[Doorbell rings.]
Jinny: Oh my God, who is that? *walks over to the door* Who is it?
Teddy: It's Teddy.
Jinny: You can't come it!
Teddy: Why?
Jinny: I'm ironing the stove!
Teddy: OK.. *scratches head* I guess I'll talk to ya later then... bye.
Jinny: Bye!
Dana: Ironing the stove?
Kaley: God, you can come up with some lame ass excuses!

OK, your turn.


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

Me and Dana are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe.

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

[NancyJoJinny]

Jinny: Well what am i supposed too tell him?
Kaley: Why dont you tell him that you have a 24 hour bug and if he comes in hell catch your cold?
Jinny: Because!
Dana: Now thats a lame ass excuse!
Jinny: I cant come up with excuses! I ran out of good ones when i was 15.
Kaley: Interesting.
Jinny: Im tired and theres nothing too do!
Dana: Well watch saturday night live.
Jinny: Thats not on for another 2 1/2 hours!
Kaley: Whats your point?
Dana: I got an idea... Lets take her too the bar!
Jinny: No freakin way!
Kaley: Why?
Jinny: I dont want my friends too see me!
Dana: We do.
Jinny: I really dont care. *cell phone*
Kaley: *grabs phone* Exstead?
Magda: Jinny?
Kaley: No but im takeing her call for her.
Jinny: Gimme the phone! *takes phone* Hello?
Magda: Jinny who was that?
Jinny: Nobody.
Magda: It was somebody! Where are you?
Jinny: My apartment.
Magda: Im not even going too ask.
Jinny: Thats a good idea. Bye. *hangs up* Hey Kiki and Diana or whatever your names are.
Dana: Kaley and Dana.
Jinny: WHatever... DONT YOU EVER TOUCH MY PHONE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

Your turn... Jinny dearest

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[ISmellFine]

Kaley: I'll touch your phone when ever I want to! *grabs phone and looks on her speed dial list* Teddy, huh? *presses Teddy's speed dial thing*
Teddy: Hello?
Kaley: *talks REALLY fast* Hey Teddy, your girlfriend is handcuffed to two people so I think you better get over here. Bye! *hangs up phone*
Jinny: OK, now you've done it.
Kaley: Hehehe.
Dana: I told you not to get in anymore fights! Those last two people are still in critical condition!
Jinny: Uhhh...
[Dana and Kaley grin REALLY big.]

OK, your turn.


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~*~*NMRox*~*~

Me and Dana are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe.

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

[NancyJoJinny]

Dana: *still grinning* What does Teddy loooooooooooooook like. *saying Look like luke*
Jinny: He loooooooks like a tall guy.
Kaley: You stink at describing people. Do you have a VCR?
Jinny: I broke it.
Dana: How in the hell do you break a VCR?
Jinny: I spilled beer on it.
Kaley: Your an idiot.
Jinny: I know.
Dana: I cant wait too meet Teddy. Lets handcuff...
Kaley: no.
Dana: Ok. We have enough trouble with one clinically insane alcoholic.
Jinny: ALCOHOLIC!?!?
Kaley: Sorry, sorry... We have been spying on you for 8 years.
Jinny: Excuse me?
Dana: Actually 7... But whos counting?
Jinny: W... Why?
Kaley & Dana: For the hell of it!
Jinny: Your weird you know that?
Dana: No.
Kaley: Were just extremely nosey.
Dana: That too.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[ISmellFine]

That was gooooooooooooooood!!!

Kaley: Are you gonna tell us wha he looks like, or are we just gonna hve to break the door down when he gets here?
*Somebody knocks on the door. Kaley and Dana look at eachother*
Kaley and Dana: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
*They run to the door and open it*
Teddy: Uhhh...
Jinny: *fake grin* Hehehe.
Teddy: So that's why you didn't want me to come in earlier.
Jinny: Uhhh... yeah.
Dana: She can come up with some stupid ass excuses, huh?
Teddy: And who might you two be?
Kaley: Queen of the Pigs.
Dana: Queen of Asparagus and Bobs.
Teddy: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Jinny: That's Kiki and Diana.
Kaley: That's Kaley.
Dana: And Dana damnit.
Jinny: OK...

Your turn.



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~*~*NMRox*~*~

Me and Dana are gonna meet Nancy McKeon! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! Hehehe.

Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?

Jinny: You're a peach.

Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"

Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!

Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com

Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon

[NancyJoJinny]

Teddy: This may be a stupid question, but why are you handcuffed to Jinny?
Kaley: Because its fun.
Jinny: Get them off me!
Dana: We think not! Come quicly queen of the pigs! Attack her evil minion!
Teddy: What? *Kaley kicks him in the crotch* Oh... Ow.
Jinny: Hey! Dont hurt my boyfriend!
Dana: How about we hurt you?
Jinny: Go ahead hurt my boyfrend!
Dana: *kicks him and he falls, Dana and Kaley drag him in.* Geez Teddy boy, how much do you weigh?
Jinny: So now your holding me hostage in my apartment with my boyfriend, who is currently writhing on the floor in pain?
Kaley: Yeah.
Jinny: Great.
Kaley: It is isnt it?
Dana: Yeah.
Kaley: Hey, lets get the entire San fransisco PD in here!
Dana: No, too many cops... 4 more will do. Who too call next?
Kaley: *grabbs phone and dials and talks really fast* Hello Magda? You better get too Jinnys apartment, shes handcuffed too 2 idiots and her boyfriends writhing in pain, bye!
Jinny: Now shes gonna bring the whole SFPD down here.
Kaley: Good point... Come queen of the asparuguses and the bobs! To the pigly car!
Dana: Yes queen of the pigs! Come evil minion and Queen... What shall her name be? Ahhh, i have it now! Queen of the Fruits! Come all too the pigly car!
Jinny: Uh huh... right... Pigly car?
Kaley: Your car.
Jinny: Oh.

Your turn



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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.