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TJL · 08-08-2008, 02:25 PM

Hamilton, NJ – A distraught teenager dialed 911 Friday afternoon, complaining the film “Sisterhood Of The traveling Pants 2” wasn’t nearly as good as the 2005 original.

“It was like totally forced. They didn’t seem nearly as close as they did in the first one,” said the girl who identified herself as Kylie. “And oh my God, I like couldn’t believe how small a part Alexis Bledel had! She was barely in it! I guess Blake is the popular one now because of Gossip Girl. It’s totally unfair!”

Local Police refused to press charges against Kylie, since they also believed the dialogue seemed forced, the storyline was a boring rehash of the first one and had a “been there done that” feel to it.

Karen64 · 08-08-2008, 06:47 PM

LoveMrsG · 08-08-2008, 07:50 PM

Oh, I am so mad! Now the Subway thing was funny but it isn't funny anymore, idiots like this wasting the police's and dispatchers' time and taxpayers' money. Now people all over the nation are going to be pulling ridiculous stunts like these in order to get into the news. Heaven only knows how much time and money is going to be wasted now, and the 9-1-1 dispatchers could be spending that time talking to somebody calling with a REAL emergency.

howierules86 · 08-08-2008, 07:57 PM

I... can't... wait... to hear what dawsongirl thinks about this one!

TJL · 08-08-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by LoveMrsG

Oh, I am so mad! Now the Subway thing was funny but it isn't funny anymore, idiots like this wasting the police's and dispatchers' time and taxpayers' money. Now people all over the nation are going to be pulling ridiculous stunts like these in order to get into the news. Heaven only knows how much time and money is going to be wasted now, and the 9-1-1 dispatchers could be spending that time talking to somebody calling with a REAL emergency.

It's a fake story that I wrote. Don't start writing to your Congressman yet.

Karen64 · 08-08-2008, 09:09 PM

I knew it! TJL, thanks for the laugh! It's just what I needed after a long week!

MrCleveland · 08-08-2008, 09:37 PM

If you want to dial for an emergency, don't dial '911' dial '10-10-911'. (Remember the 10-10 years?)

Mr.Burns · 08-09-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

It's a fake story that I wrote. Don't start writing to your Congressman yet.

Great fake story. Very funny

BarneyFife · 08-09-2008, 07:25 PM

Good one TJ, you had me there for a minute.

LoveMrsG · 08-09-2008, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TJL

It's a fake story that I wrote. Don't start writing to your Congressman yet.

Sorry!

Janice · 08-10-2008, 08:12 PM

I started to call 911 when I heard that Shark and Back To You were cancelled, but my husband told me that if I did, they would only send the men in white coats.

Karen64 · 08-10-2008, 09:24 PM

OMG! You guys have me laughing so hard I dribbled Pepsi all over myself! I better call 911 to report my stained t-shirt!

Janice · 08-10-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Karen64

OMG! You guys have me laughing so hard I dribbled Pepsi all over myself! I better call 911 to report my stained t-shirt!

This thread is oddly entertaining.

Cactus Jack · 08-10-2008, 09:50 PM

LOL great thread.story

Hollow · 08-10-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Karen64

OMG! You guys have me laughing so hard I dribbled Pepsi all over myself! I better call 911 to report my stained t-shirt!

don't forget to press shirt-staining charges against TJL.

08-08-2008, 02:25 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Girl Dials 911 – Movie Sequel Not As Good As The First One Hamilton, NJ – A distraught teenager dialed 911 Friday afternoon, complaining the film “Sisterhood Of The traveling Pants 2” wasn’t nearly as good as the 2005 original. “It was like totally forced. They didn’t seem nearly as close as they did in the first one,” said the girl who identified herself as Kylie. “And oh my God, I like couldn’t believe how small a part Alexis Bledel had! She was barely in it! I guess Blake is the popular one now because of Gossip Girl. It’s totally unfair!” Local Police refused to press charges against Kylie, since they also believed the dialogue seemed forced, the storyline was a boring rehash of the first one and had a “been there done that” feel to it.
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08-08-2008, 07:50 PM	#3
LoveMrsG Future Emmy-Winning Writer Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 27, 2008 Location: In Mrs. G.'s mind: "Hmm, maybe I didn't know as much as I thought!" Posts: 783	Oh, I am so mad! Now the Subway thing was funny but it isn't funny anymore, idiots like this wasting the police's and dispatchers' time and taxpayers' money. Now people all over the nation are going to be pulling ridiculous stunts like these in order to get into the news. Heaven only knows how much time and money is going to be wasted now, and the 9-1-1 dispatchers could be spending that time talking to somebody calling with a REAL emergency.
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08-08-2008, 07:57 PM	#4
howierules86 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 05, 2007 Location: Opelika, AL Posts: 29,719	I... can't... wait... to hear what dawsongirl thinks about this one!

08-08-2008, 09:09 PM	#6
Karen64 Comedy Fan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 24, 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,412	I knew it! TJL, thanks for the laugh! It's just what I needed after a long week!

08-10-2008, 08:12 PM	#11
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	I started to call 911 when I heard that Shark and Back To You were cancelled, but my husband told me that if I did, they would only send the men in white coats.

08-10-2008, 09:24 PM	#12
Karen64 Comedy Fan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 24, 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,412	OMG! You guys have me laughing so hard I dribbled Pepsi all over myself! I better call 911 to report my stained t-shirt!

08-10-2008, 09:50 PM	#14
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	LOL great thread.story
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