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TJL · 08-08-2008, 12:58 AM

New York - A very well known local drinker dialed 911 this morning, complaining that a girl he was talking to all night would not go home with him, no matter how much he begged and pleaded.

"Seriuosly, I worked on her all night. I bought her a bunch of drinks, I listened to her her bull**** stories about her last boyfrend, but she just wanted to go home. What the **** is that all about?" The unidentified man on the phone said. "I bought her shots! She didn't even leave me her number. What the ****?"

The 911 operator listened to his crap for over an hour and hung up, thinking the girl was smart to get the hell out of there while he was in the bathroom.

LuLu Rogers · 08-08-2008, 01:49 AM

Maybe I should call 911 and tell them I can never get Wayne Rogers to answer my phone calls

InspectorExstead · 08-08-2008, 02:49 AM

oy vey. what is it with these ridiculous 911 calls?

howierules86 · 08-08-2008, 06:59 AM

Waiting for dawsongirl's reaction to this one in 3... 2... 1...

Janice · 08-10-2008, 02:59 PM

Looks like you misread this gal, Tom.

BarneyFife · 08-10-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

New York - A very well known local drinker dialed 911 this morning, complaining that a girl he was talking to all night would not go home with him, no matter how much he begged and pleaded.

"Seriuosly, I worked on her all night. I bought her a bunch of drinks, I listened to her her bull**** stories about her last boyfrend, but she just wanted to go home. What the **** is that all about?" The unidentified man on the phone said. "I bought her shots! She didn't even leave me her number. What the ****?"

The 911 operator listened to his crap for over an hour and hung up, thinking the girl was smart to get the hell out of there while he was in the bathroom.

I smell a rat!

Good try TJ.

TJL · 08-10-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice

Looks like you misread this gal, Tom.

It wasn't me.

I stopped buying shots for girls in 2005.

dawsongirl · 08-10-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

It wasn't me.

I stopped buying shots for girls in 2005.

It was a "friend's" story.

TJL · 08-10-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

It was a "friend's" story.

Exactly.

Janice · 08-10-2008, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

It was a "friend's" story.

A likely story, lol.

Lee · 08-12-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by howierules86

Waiting for dawsongirl's reaction to this one in 3... 2... 1...

Why do you always expect a reaction from Dawsongirl on these 911 threads?

LuLu Rogers · 08-12-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee

Why do you always expect a reaction from Dawsongirl on these 911 threads?

Cathy loves to have fun with these kinds of threads, that's why.

dawsongirl · 08-12-2008, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LuLu Rogers

Cathy loves to have fun with these kinds of threads, that's why.

I gots me a reputation.

TJL · 08-13-2008, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

I gots me a reputation.

Don't worry. I'll protect your reputation.

If anyone questions your virtue, I have your back.

And your front, as long as I'm in the neighborhood...

Chocoholic · 08-13-2008, 10:17 AM

TJL and Cathy, you two always manage to make me LOL!

08-08-2008, 12:58 AM	#1
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08-08-2008, 06:59 AM	#4
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