(14 days)Contiueation of jinny get your gun. - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

NancyJoJinny · 03-27-2001, 04:32 PM

Ok here we go...

(Station)

Magda walks in.

M:Hey jinny, how are you feeling.

J:Go to hell.

M:That answers my question.

Captain comes in through her office door and gives jinny a look.

K;Sooo... No alcohol is gettin to ya huh? Think youll make it for the next few days cause i got a case for you and magda.

J:Ill make it throuh the week, if i dont kill myself first, and thank you capy for pointing out im going through withdrawl!

Magda and kate looked at each other.

K:Are you dileberately disrespecting me, because i am your boss, and you cant do that.

J:It aint never stopped me before hunny!

M:Jin i think now would be a good time to shutup.

J:Thanks for the advice shorty!

K:Yeah heres your case, she threw a folde ron jinnys desk. A shooting in LA

J:Ohhhh, just what i need to brighten my day, death, from my point of view that sound fun right now.

M:Whatever.

CD and angela walk in.

CD:Hi jinny how are you.

J:If one more person askes me ill swear ill unload my gun on you here and now

80skid · 03-27-2001, 05:20 PM

Keep it going... I loooove it!!

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"I'm not quirky, I'm just me!" - Badminton A rocks!

Jo: How about you park it on Blair's face?
Natalie: She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?

Jo: When my dad doesn't like people, Blair, he doesn't show it. Look how he treated you!

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Wild Child · 03-27-2001, 05:36 PM

Yeah! Get more posted soon please!

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"Your born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!

JJ · 03-27-2001, 05:41 PM

Great! Keep posting!

NancyJoJinny · 03-27-2001, 06:26 PM

Heres more.

CD:Jinny? Whats with her?

M:Lets just say shes not feeling too good today.

J:Stop talking like me like im not in the room and shutup, i feel sick!

A:good for you.

Jinny started to jump up at angela but CD held her back.

CD:Geez jin whats your problem!?!

J

sigh)Nothin, im fine, just a little mad right now.

kate called from inside her office.

K:Its called withdrawl!

J:Oh my god! Do i get any peace in this place, now all a ya shut up! I am natios i have a headach, and my hands are shaking so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese go away.

M:No can doo Jinny girl, we gotta work on a case.

Jinny sighed and followed magda out the door.

(Jinnys car)

J:I feel like ive been driving forever.

M:You have.

J:Thankyou for clarifying that for me.

M:So i guess its been kinda tough, for the last few days.

J:You know me ill live.

M:I also know you seem to have a ....Ehhh.

J

rinking problem?

M:You admitted it?

J:Whats your point ive heard the speech before, oh its bad for you it can kill you, blah blah blah. I really dont give OK.

M:Jinny... She looked at jinny sympathetocally.

J:Look i dont have a problem.

M:But you said.

J:Lets pretend i said nothing oK?

g2g bye

Me,Myself and I · 03-27-2001, 06:53 PM

This is REALLY good!!!!
********************************************* B:Jo, wake up we can go to sleep now!

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LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 · 03-27-2001, 07:18 PM

this is awesome!!! keep posting soon!!

JJ · 03-27-2001, 07:27 PM

Great! More! More!

NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 03-27-2001, 07:31 PM

GO ON!!! I am Loving it!!!GREAT JOB!!!

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Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me!

Jo: Uh..in a minuete your gonna have flared teeth.

(Jo falls down while ballroom dance practice in the living room)
Mrs. Garrett: Jo, do u want soup?

Computer: Good Afternoon
Jo: How would you know...you've been turned off all day.

NancyJoJinny · 03-27-2001, 08:08 PM

Heres some more.

(LA)

Jinny and Magda are walking down the street when they pass a bar with a big picture window in the front. Jinny stops and looks through the window.

J:Im goin in.

M:No nuh uh no ya aint. She grabbed jinnys arm, you want to kill your self.

J: I got an idea you call 911 before i drink it so theyl have plenty of time to get here.

M:No!

J:Fine im comin! But you cant keep an ye on me 24 7!

M;Ill move in with ya now comeon! Huh you think you dont have a problem.

Jinny pushed her away.

J:What is it with you! You and my brother! You treat me like a little kid! i know what im doing!

M:We have a CASE!!!!!!!!, now comon and lets try to solve it.

J:Right boss lead the way!

(5 hours later at crime scene)

J:No evedence.

M:Nobody saw it.

J:Nobody but the dead guy..

M:and hes dead.

J:Nooooooooooo! I though he was napping.

M

rry i cant say anything can i?

J:No you cant you really know how to piss me off!

M:Because i wont let you drink after your surgery.

J:No ehhhhhh, em im thinkin here...

M:My point exactly.

J:Can we go back to san fran now?!?!

M:Yes everythings all cleaned up here.

J:Good now i have to go and deal woth all the dogs i work with.

M:Thats mean, and are you aware that your talking like a newjerseyan.

J:Yeah i thought id ty somethin new, howya like it.

M:I ahte it.

J:lets get outta here. SHe looked at her watch, 7 days 3 hours 32.5 seconds till i can drink.

M:Oh thats pethetic.

J:I know comeon.

(7 days 1 hour and 30 seconds later)

J:2 hours and 2.5 seconds, 2 hours 1 second, 1 hour 58 mins and 20 secs

K:Jinny what are you doing?

M:she is counting down the...

J:1 hour 57 mins 45 secs

M:the seconds till she can drnk.

K;Oh now fun.

J:Oh but it is, my shift is over at the perfect time so that i will have the 22 mins and 43.77 seconds to get to the bar.

K:She times it?

M:She times it.

Well id just like to tell you some guy in montana confessed to the murder and handed over the weapon, he is on death row.

J: 1 hour 40 mins 22 secs

M;Dear god.

(1 hour 40 mins 17 secs later)

J:5,4,3,2,1! Im free Haha im free bye! Every body. Im free m free.

M:Your nuts your nuts.

J: Maybe but im free BYE!!!!! Haha

Teddy walkes in.

T:Hi jin my shift is over and...

J:Your comin with me!

T:What?

J

ont ask! Just run! She yelled as she pulled him out the door.

A:I think shes gone nuts.

CD:I dont think so........I know so

(22 mins 43.77 secs later at bar)

Jinny bursts through the door hoding teddy

J:Im back!

A group of guys on the corner started cheering.

J:What, ever!

She ran over to the bar.

J:The strongest stuff you got and keep em comein! HaHa!

T:Jinny are you feeling ok?

J:What me just fine very happy, you know that tatto, wouldnt mind seein it later.

T:Really.

J:Yup. Here have a drink, one for him too.

T:uh i dont really...

J:Well you do tonight!

T:Yeah ok...

The bar tender handed them thier drinks, teddy was about to drink it.

J:Wait on the count of three down it in one sip. 123! they both drank it. Another.

(1 hour 3 mins...Oh whatever later on)

both of them are totally wasted.

J:anna come back wi me, i aint doin nothins yet...

T:K.

J:come on tebby.

T:comeing jilly.

they both leave.

In my next intall ment, Jinnys in troooobbbblllllllllllllle!

NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 03-27-2001, 08:13 PM

OHHHH!!! Tootie is here with us!! Go on, go on!!! Please!!! I love it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!

NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 03-27-2001, 08:24 PM

Oh, i forgot to say...i am from New Jersey and i am in a real nice part of it! All of New Jersey isn't bad and all of us don't talk like that!! Just thought you should know! They make fun of NJ in FOL and Diffrent Strokes to! I live in a really clean and nice town!!!

AlexzBonner · 03-27-2001, 11:37 PM

You know what's funny? I have this cup that looks like a beer mug and I was drinking out of it when I read this. This is sooooo good! You have got to e-mail me sometime! We have got to get to know each other. Maybe you can help me write one! I think I'm on a sugar high. I just ate 5 chocolate donuts so I probably am really hyper. I think I'll go read the rest now...

WAIT A SEC! Do you mean trouble trouble? Or trouble trouble?

Did that make sense?

I don't think so. I think I will shut up now before I really get started. I know I have a consistancy to chatter on constntly but I CAN stop if I make my mind up to do it! Which I think I'll do now... 'Bye! Wait! I'm not leaving right this minute! You can tell I'm bored can't you? NEway, So, I guess it's more TTFN!
I've lost it!

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Rachel: Like that key chain said, boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
Alexz: Yeah... too bad they don't come in silver mercedes benz!
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Rachel: Have I ever been wrong?
Alexz: Don't get me started! Don't EVEN get me started!
~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~
E-Mail-- teddysangeljinny@yahoo.com

03-27-2001, 08:08 PM	#10
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	Heres some more. (LA) Jinny and Magda are walking down the street when they pass a bar with a big picture window in the front. Jinny stops and looks through the window. J:Im goin in. M:No nuh uh no ya aint. She grabbed jinnys arm, you want to kill your self. J: I got an idea you call 911 before i drink it so theyl have plenty of time to get here. M:No! J:Fine im comin! But you cant keep an ye on me 24 7! M;Ill move in with ya now comeon! Huh you think you dont have a problem. Jinny pushed her away. J:What is it with you! You and my brother! You treat me like a little kid! i know what im doing! M:We have a CASE!!!!!!!!, now comon and lets try to solve it. J:Right boss lead the way! (5 hours later at crime scene) J:No evedence. M:Nobody saw it. J:Nobody but the dead guy.. M:and hes dead. J:Nooooooooooo! I though he was napping. Mrry i cant say anything can i? J:No you cant you really know how to piss me off! M:Because i wont let you drink after your surgery. J:No ehhhhhh, em im thinkin here... M:My point exactly. J:Can we go back to san fran now?!?! M:Yes everythings all cleaned up here. J:Good now i have to go and deal woth all the dogs i work with. M:Thats mean, and are you aware that your talking like a newjerseyan. J:Yeah i thought id ty somethin new, howya like it. M:I ahte it. J:lets get outta here. SHe looked at her watch, 7 days 3 hours 32.5 seconds till i can drink. M:Oh thats pethetic. J:I know comeon. (7 days 1 hour and 30 seconds later) J:2 hours and 2.5 seconds, 2 hours 1 second, 1 hour 58 mins and 20 secs K:Jinny what are you doing? M:she is counting down the... J:1 hour 57 mins 45 secs M:the seconds till she can drnk. K;Oh now fun. J:Oh but it is, my shift is over at the perfect time so that i will have the 22 mins and 43.77 seconds to get to the bar. K:She times it? M:She times it. Well id just like to tell you some guy in montana confessed to the murder and handed over the weapon, he is on death row. J: 1 hour 40 mins 22 secs M;Dear god. (1 hour 40 mins 17 secs later) J:5,4,3,2,1! Im free Haha im free bye! Every body. Im free m free. M:Your nuts your nuts. J: Maybe but im free BYE!!!!! Haha Teddy walkes in. T:Hi jin my shift is over and... J:Your comin with me! T:What? J ont ask! Just run! She yelled as she pulled him out the door. A:I think shes gone nuts. CD:I dont think so........I know so (22 mins 43.77 secs later at bar) Jinny bursts through the door hoding teddy J:Im back! A group of guys on the corner started cheering. J:What, ever! She ran over to the bar. J:The strongest stuff you got and keep em comein! HaHa! T:Jinny are you feeling ok? J:What me just fine very happy, you know that tatto, wouldnt mind seein it later. T:Really. J:Yup. Here have a drink, one for him too. T:uh i dont really... J:Well you do tonight! T:Yeah ok... The bar tender handed them thier drinks, teddy was about to drink it. J:Wait on the count of three down it in one sip. 123! they both drank it. Another. (1 hour 3 mins...Oh whatever later on) both of them are totally wasted. J:anna come back wi me, i aint doin nothins yet... T:K. J:come on tebby. T:comeing jilly. they both leave. In my next intall ment, Jinnys in troooobbbblllllllllllllle!

03-27-2001, 04:32 PM	#1
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	(14 days)Contiueation of jinny get your gun. Ok here we go... (Station) Magda walks in. M:Hey jinny, how are you feeling. J:Go to hell. M:That answers my question. Captain comes in through her office door and gives jinny a look. K;Sooo... No alcohol is gettin to ya huh? Think youll make it for the next few days cause i got a case for you and magda. J:Ill make it throuh the week, if i dont kill myself first, and thank you capy for pointing out im going through withdrawl! Magda and kate looked at each other. K:Are you dileberately disrespecting me, because i am your boss, and you cant do that. J:It aint never stopped me before hunny! M:Jin i think now would be a good time to shutup. J:Thanks for the advice shorty! K:Yeah heres your case, she threw a folde ron jinnys desk. A shooting in LA J:Ohhhh, just what i need to brighten my day, death, from my point of view that sound fun right now. M:Whatever. CD and angela walk in. CD:Hi jinny how are you. J:If one more person askes me ill swear ill unload my gun on you here and now

03-27-2001, 05:20 PM	#2
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	Keep it going... I loooove it!! ------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~ "I'm not quirky, I'm just me!" - Badminton A rocks! Jo: How about you park it on Blair's face? Natalie: She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she? Jo: When my dad doesn't like people, Blair, he doesn't show it. Look how he treated you! ~~~~~~~~~~~*

03-27-2001, 05:36 PM	#3
Wild Child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Elmira,NY,USA Posts: 724	Yeah! Get more posted soon please! ------------------ "Your born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo Nancy McKeon is #1!!

03-27-2001, 05:41 PM	#4
JJ Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 14, 2001 Posts: 123	Great! Keep posting!

03-27-2001, 06:26 PM	#5
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	Heres more. CD:Jinny? Whats with her? M:Lets just say shes not feeling too good today. J:Stop talking like me like im not in the room and shutup, i feel sick! A:good for you. Jinny started to jump up at angela but CD held her back. CD:Geez jin whats your problem!?! J sigh)Nothin, im fine, just a little mad right now. kate called from inside her office. K:Its called withdrawl! J:Oh my god! Do i get any peace in this place, now all a ya shut up! I am natios i have a headach, and my hands are shaking so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese go away. M:No can doo Jinny girl, we gotta work on a case. Jinny sighed and followed magda out the door. (Jinnys car) J:I feel like ive been driving forever. M:You have. J:Thankyou for clarifying that for me. M:So i guess its been kinda tough, for the last few days. J:You know me ill live. M:I also know you seem to have a ....Ehhh. J rinking problem? M:You admitted it? J:Whats your point ive heard the speech before, oh its bad for you it can kill you, blah blah blah. I really dont give OK. M:Jinny... She looked at jinny sympathetocally. J:Look i dont have a problem. M:But you said. J:Lets pretend i said nothing oK? g2g bye

03-27-2001, 06:53 PM	#6
Me,Myself and I Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 26, 2001 Location: Worc, MA US Posts: 270	This is REALLY good!!!! ********************************************* B:Jo, wake up we can go to sleep now! [This message has been edited by Me,Myself and I (edited 03-27-2001).] [This message has been edited by Me,Myself and I (edited 03-27-2001).]

03-27-2001, 07:18 PM	#7
LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 21, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 270	this is awesome!!! keep posting soon!!

03-27-2001, 07:27 PM	#8
JJ Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 14, 2001 Posts: 123	Great! More! More!

03-27-2001, 07:31 PM	#9
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	GO ON!!! I am Loving it!!!GREAT JOB!!! ------------------ Jinny: She's got a bug up her a$$ for me! Jo: Uh..in a minuete your gonna have flared teeth. (Jo falls down while ballroom dance practice in the living room) Mrs. Garrett: Jo, do u want soup? Computer: Good Afternoon Jo: How would you know...you've been turned off all day.

03-27-2001, 08:13 PM	#11
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	OHHHH!!! Tootie is here with us!! Go on, go on!!! Please!!! I love it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!

03-27-2001, 08:24 PM	#12
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	Oh, i forgot to say...i am from New Jersey and i am in a real nice part of it! All of New Jersey isn't bad and all of us don't talk like that!! Just thought you should know! They make fun of NJ in FOL and Diffrent Strokes to! I live in a really clean and nice town!!!

03-27-2001, 11:37 PM	#13
AlexzBonner Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Muldrow, OK (Miss America '96's home town!) Posts: 284	You know what's funny? I have this cup that looks like a beer mug and I was drinking out of it when I read this. This is sooooo good! You have got to e-mail me sometime! We have got to get to know each other. Maybe you can help me write one! I think I'm on a sugar high. I just ate 5 chocolate donuts so I probably am really hyper. I think I'll go read the rest now... WAIT A SEC! Do you mean trouble trouble? Or trouble trouble? Did that make sense? I don't think so. I think I will shut up now before I really get started. I know I have a consistancy to chatter on constntly but I CAN stop if I make my mind up to do it! Which I think I'll do now... 'Bye! Wait! I'm not leaving right this minute! You can tell I'm bored can't you? NEway, So, I guess it's more TTFN! I've lost it! ------------------ Rachel: Like that key chain said, boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken. Alexz: Yeah... too bad they don't come in silver mercedes benz! ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ Rachel: Have I ever been wrong? Alexz: Don't get me started! Don't EVEN get me started! ~~~<@ Kenzie @>~~~ E-Mail-- teddysangeljinny@yahoo.com