Top Ten Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

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Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories
Published on 1/16/2006

Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World

Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.

David Icke's --BBC reporter-- claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.

"Evidence" goes from Sumerian tablets describing the "Anunnaki" (which he translates as "those who from heaven to earth came"), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor.

Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke's hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions.


Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by NASA

Proponents of the Apollo moon landing hoax accusations allege that the Apollo Moon Landings never took place, and were faked by NASA with possible CIA support. Enthusiasts of this theory claim that:

# The astronauts could not have survived the trip because of exposure to radiation
# The photos were altered: the Crosshairs on some photos appear to be behind objects, rather than in front of them where they should be
# The quality of the photographs is implausibly high.
# There are no stars in any of the photos, and astronauts never report seeing any stars from the capsule windows.
# Identical backgrounds in photos that are listed as taken miles apart.
# The moon's surface during the daytime is so hot that camera film would have melted.
# No blast crater appeared from the landing
# The launch rocket produced no visible flame.
# The flag placed on the surface by the astronauts flapped despite there being no wind on the Moon.


September 11 was orchestrated by the U. S. government

A number of urban myths, alternative hypotheses and conspiracy theories have been formulated to explain the events of September 11th:
# The U.S., Israel or Iraq government orchestrated the attacks themselves.
# The Twin Towers fell straight down, at close to free-fall speed. This is a similar characteristic of a controlled demolition. The dust cloud and its make up are considered un-characteristic of a gravity-driven collapse.
# It is often pointed out that no steel building before or since the 9-11 attack has collapsed as the result of fire.
# The rubble of the Twin Towers smoldered for weeks after the collapse. This claim is meant to point out that steel could only have smoldered as a result of pre-placed explosives.
# Some consider photographic evidence of the plane lying on the grounds of the Pentagon to be ambiguous and unconvincing, citing a visual lack of burnt metal, human remains, passenger's luggage or seats.
# The Pentagon was struck in a newly renovated, reinforced section. Some speculate this location, the west side of the complex, to be indicative of government involvement, noting it as an attempt to reduce casualties.
# Flight 77 was able to fly in the direction of the DC and Pentagon area for approximately 40 minutes without interception. This is thought to be unusual given the Pentagon's close proximity to Andrews Air Force Base.
# There are claims that anti-missile batteries at the Pentagon should have intercepted Flight 77.
# The FBI confiscated a video, which may have captured the impact, from a nearby gas station attended by Jose Velasquez. This video has not yet been released.


Barcodes are really intended to Control people

Some conspiracy theorists have proposed that barcodes are really intended to serve as means of control by a putative world government, or that they are Satanic in intent.

Mary Stewart Relfe claims in "The New Money System 666" that barcodes secretly encode the number 666 - the Biblical "Number of the Beast".

This theory has been adopted by other fringe figures such as the "oracle" Sollog, who refuses to label any of his books with barcodes on the grounds that "any type of computer numbering systems MANDATED by any government or business is part of the PROPHECY of the BEAST controlling you."

Charlemagne never existed, is a fictional character

Phantom time hypothesis is a theory developed by Heribert Illig which suggests that the Early Middle Ages (614–911 CE) never occurred, meaning that all artifacts attributed to this time period were from other times, and all historical figures were outright fabrications.

One consequence of Illig's hypothesis is that Charlemagne never existed but is a fictional character. The vast majority of historians believe this theory to be complete fiction, as all cited evidence can be considered circumstantial.

The Truth is out there, on Area 51

The secretive nature of Area 51 and undoubted connection to classified aircraft research, together with reports of unusual phenomena, have led Area 51 to become a centerpiece of modern UFO and conspiracy theory folklore. Some of the unconventional activities claimed to be underway at Area 51 include:
# The storage, examination, and reverse engineering of crashed alien spacecraft (including material supposedly recovered at Roswell), the study of their occupants (living and dead), and the manufacture of aircraft based on alien technology.
# Meetings or joint undertakings with extraterrestrials.
# The development of exotic energy weapons (for SDI applications or otherwise) or means of weather control.
# Activities related to a supposed shadowy world government.


Microsoft sends messages on Wingdings Font

The Wingdings Font included with Windows has a history of controversy. In 1992, only days after the release of Windows 3.1, it was discovered that the character sequence "NYC" in Wingdings was rendered as Skull and crossbones symbol, Star of David, and thumbs up gesture. This could be interpreted as a message of approval of killing Jews, especially those from New York City.

Microsoft strongly denied this was intentional, and insisted that the final arrangement of the glyphs in the font was largely random. Various other combinations of Wingings characters are alleged to have special significance by conspiracy theorists, but these results are likely purely coincidental.

U.S. military caused the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami

Popular Arab news services claim the U.S. and Indian militaries deliberately caused the Indian Ocean tsunamis with electromagnetic pulse technology.

Another type of theory bases its claims on oil and gas interests. Others also reason that the technology is at least feasible if not highly probable since research into such technology has been conducted by the military as far back as World War II.

The Nazis had a Moon Base

Esoteric Hitlerists and conspiracy theorists interested in Nazi mysticism and World War II have speculated that the Germans landed on the Moon as early as 1942.

According to other theories it is believed that the Nazis had made contact with 'half a dozen' alien races, including the malevolent Reptilians.

Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent

It is sometimes claimed that the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise is owned by the Ku Klux Klan, and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent.

Ironically, the KFC franchise is actually owned by an African-American.




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[dawsongirl]

Nazis landed on the moon? Never heard that one. lol Or the one about KFC chicken making black men impotent.

[Brian Damage]

Tom Cruise is human

[TJL]

Barcodes don't control people.

The cell towers do.

[dawsongirl]

Originally Posted by Brian Damage

Tom Cruise is human

[.:BF:.]

The 9/11 conspiracy theories are definitely the craziest.

[AKA]

Originally Posted by BeAvEr FaN

The 9/11 conspiracy theories are definitely the craziest.

Uh, yeah, they're pretty crazy, but not as crazy as humanoid reptiles ruling the Earth. Thank you, David Icke, for a good laugh.

[.:BF:.]

Originally Posted by AKA

Uh, yeah, they're pretty crazy, but not as crazy as humanoid reptiles ruling the Earth. Thank you, David Icke, for a good laugh.

Well, they're both pretty crazy.

Both are as far from reality as possible.

[Ireneparalegal]

Those first five came straight out of News of the World or some piece of stupid garbage newspaper you find in the grocery aisles. And the others that mention reptilian or alien stuff (with the exception of Area 51) sound like something that were made up by some crazed loon, like Charles Manson.

Don't even want to discuss the whole 9/11 or moon conspiracies. If you don't believe in those two moments in history, nothing we say here will convince you otherwise.

[.:BF:.]

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Those first five came straight out of News of the World or some piece of stupid garbage newspaper you find in the grocery aisles. And the others that mention reptilian or alien stuff (with the exception of Area 51) sound like something that were made up by some crazed loon, like Charles Manson.

Don't even want to discuss the whole 9/11 or moon conspiracies. If you don't believe in those two moments in history, nothing we say here will convince you otherwise.

Exactly.

[EmoJoe]

Originally Posted by TJL

Barcodes don't control people.

The cell towers do.

lmao my aunt believes that. shes always ranting to us about it.

[D-Dey]

Originally Posted by AKA

Uh, yeah, they're pretty crazy, but not as crazy as humanoid reptiles ruling the Earth. Thank you, David Icke, for a good laugh.

As much as I despise 9/11 conspiracy freaks, I've got to agree with you on this one. Icky-Davey's cult is much crazier. Then again he's also a 9/11 conspiracy freak.

KFC isn't the only modern food product I've heard being accused of making black men impotent or being owned by the KKK. And nowadays I've heard conspiracy freaks claim that the German U-Boat attack on the RMS Luisitania, and the boiler explosion on the USS Maine were inside jobs, along with Pearl Harbor and 9/11.