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Old 07-18-2008, 02:08 PM   #1
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Briton arrested for sex attacks on sheep

Reuters - Friday, July 18 02:53 pm

LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.

The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.

"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.

"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."

Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation.

(Reporting by Michael Holden)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/200807...p-fa6b408.html

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Old 07-18-2008, 02:16 PM   #2
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That man has some serious issues
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:18 PM   #3
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That man has some serious issues
not to mention he is a sicko as well. what the hell was he thinking? i feel sorry for the poor sheep
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:20 PM   #4
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those must SOME whacky drugs!
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:23 PM   #5
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If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –

You’ve got a thing for ewes –

Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –

Here’s what you gotta do:

Get out the barn – stay off the farm!

Go read a nursery rhyme.

Don’t ring 976-BAAA –

That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

My friend Larry has a little lamb –

Her fleece is white as snow.

He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –

Someone should tell him, “No”,

Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!

Here comes that mutton fan.

Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.

Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…

Done with sheep!

Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds…

Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds…

Dirty deeds…

Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:26 PM   #6
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If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –

You’ve got a thing for ewes –

Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –

Here’s what you gotta do:

Get out the barn – stay off the farm!

Go read a nursery rhyme.

Don’t ring 976-BAAA –

That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

My friend Larry has a little lamb –

Her fleece is white as snow.

He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –

Someone should tell him, “No”,

Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!

Here comes that mutton fan.

Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.

Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…

Done with sheep!

Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds…

Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds…

Dirty deeds…

Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
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If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –

You’ve got a thing for ewes –

Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –

Here’s what you gotta do:

Get out the barn – stay off the farm!

Go read a nursery rhyme.

Don’t ring 976-BAAA –

That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

My friend Larry has a little lamb –

Her fleece is white as snow.

He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –

Someone should tell him, “No”,

Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!

Here comes that mutton fan.

Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.

Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…

Done with sheep!

Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds…

Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds…

Dirty deeds…

Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:43 PM   #8
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Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or should I say, ewe!
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:47 PM   #9
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If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –

You’ve got a thing for ewes –

Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –

Here’s what you gotta do:

Get out the barn – stay off the farm!

Go read a nursery rhyme.

Don’t ring 976-BAAA –

That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

My friend Larry has a little lamb –

Her fleece is white as snow.

He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –

Someone should tell him, “No”,

Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!

Here comes that mutton fan.

Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.

Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…

Done with sheep!

Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds…

Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds…

Dirty deeds…

Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
Funny Zone, did you make that up yourself?
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Funny Zone, did you make that up yourself?
No he didn't, its a Bob Rivers parody
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