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Chocoholic · 07-11-2008, 01:30 PM

Joe- "This place is a mess- and I don't care!"

Brian- "I'm not going to try anything until I plan it out carefully and think of all the consequences."

Helen- "Screw this cello, I'm taking up piano!"

Antonio- "I had this really hot date last night..."

Roy- "I love you guys so much!"

Fay- "Oh, Carlton! You're the man of my dreams and I want to be with you forever!"

Casey- "A Big Sandwich sounds delicious right about now."

Lowell- "Roy, you're a big fat jerk and I hate you!"

catlover79 · 07-11-2008, 01:45 PM

Brian - "I got accepted into Mensa!"

Kristen · 07-11-2008, 02:06 PM

Joe:Brian, you're just too uptight. You really need to be more laid back, like me!
Helen:God, I miss New York!
Roy:You know, women just don't get the respect they deserve these days!

blackbeard · 07-12-2008, 07:50 AM

Helen: "What time are you picking me up for our date Roy?"

Bob the air traffic controller: "I HATE JELLY DONUTS."

Kristen · 07-12-2008, 03:14 PM

Roy:It doesn't bother me in the least that my son is gay.
Helen:I really miss hanging out with Gail. I wish she and Joe hadn't broken up.
Brian:I have decided to take up a life of celibacy.

Chocoholic · 07-14-2008, 11:37 AM

everyone: "Oh, Carlton, we can't wait to hear what you have to say."

Roy: "What an intelligent statement, Lowell."

Antonio: "Instead of whining about my life, I'm going to get off my ass and try to change it for the better!"

Aelx: "Yes, Brian, I'll marry you."

Kristen · 07-14-2008, 10:34 PM

Lowell:I've just been invited to join MENSA.
Fay:I hate the name "George."
Roy:From now on, all Aeromass flights are free!!

Chocoholic · 07-15-2008, 10:31 AM

Antonio: "I'm gonna go audition for American Idol."

McFly121 · 07-15-2008, 01:58 PM

Kristen, hehehe. Antonio's Casey song would be classic Idol try-outs!

Joe- "Helen, now that I'm in my 50s, I could really use another 19-year-old college girl right about now."

Brian- "I have found the Lord."

Helen- "I feel country music really calling me."

Antonio- "I was-a the Master of-a Ceremonies at last night's annual, Orgy-a At-a the Wharf. Just for a-kix, I paired up-a Big Pat-a From the Bait Shop with-a Roy!"

Roy- "Anyone have a Santa suit I can borrow? I just volunteered at the Children's Home for the holidays."

Fay- "F***ing lemon bars dried out, god d***it! And if I f***ing meet another son of a b**** named George I'm going to cut the b**tard's n*** off!"

Casey- "Hi, Antonio, I'm sorry to bother you so late. But I just really need a man right now who can satisfy me and you were the first one that came to mind."

Lowell- "I was sick of life in the Witness Relocation Program so I tracked down that guy Laskos and dismembered his body. So the ol' Math-dog is back (gives faux punch to Roy's belly)!"

Kristen · 07-15-2008, 10:07 PM

heheh. This thread is too much fun!

Helen:Why didn't I stay married to Antonio when I had the chance?!
Roy:Hey, Lowell, want to play Trivial Pursuit? You can be on my team!
Joe:I'd like you all to meet my fiancee, Sandy Cooper.

McFly121 · 07-17-2008, 02:42 AM

"Joe:I'd like you all to meet my fiancee, Sandy Cooper."

Bwahhahahah!

Chocoholic · 07-17-2008, 10:39 AM

Roy: "Joe, I have more airplanes than I really need for my airline so I've decided to let you and Brian have one for keeps. No strings attached!"

Fay: "I'm so

tired of being so

cheerful all the

time! You all SUCK AND I'M LEAVING THIS

AIRPORT FOR GOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!!"

Antonio: "I can't hide my secret any longer... I'm gay!... and I still can't find a decent date."

hughpuppies · 07-23-2008, 10:54 PM

Roy: I used to be a Ballarina dancer and still am on the weekends.

Brian: I wished I was more like Antonio who can't get dates, I am sick of all theses woman wanting me.

Joe: Why did I lie to everyone about Shannon Moss trying to kidnap me in the basment and redoing our prom and calling me Joeybear.

Helen: I really love this freakin lunch counter I hope I work here until the day I die.

Lowell: A house with a view of a beach, I love the view of the beach, let me have this house.

Fay: George? I don't know any Georges.

Alex: Brian, I really am a lesbian, that is why I can't marry you.

Casey: Sure Brian I will marry you.

Carlton: Fay and I had a son together he is Gilbert Godfrey(spelling)

Roy: I can't stand the sight of food, the sight of food makes me sick to my stomach.

Antonio: Roy turns me on.

Brian: I am going to stop doing everything in my life to become an Amish person.

Joe: God, how I hate flying, makes me sicker than a dog.

Helen: I had an affair with Lowell.

Casey: I annoy the hell out myself.

Fay: Midgets make me tingle inside.

Lowell: I really don't know how to fix airplanes, I never went to airplane tech school either.

Alex: I love Carlton's stories and his no stop questions.

Antonio: Carlton is my real dad and Fay is my mother and I am not Italian and never been to Italy in my life.

Roy: I love my mother so much it hurts.

Chocoholic · 03-09-2009, 12:27 PM

Helen: "I love working this lunch counter and I never want to quit."

Joe: "Let's do something totally unexpected!"

Brian: "I really need to think this through."

07-11-2008, 01:30 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Things they'd NEVER say! Joe- "This place is a mess- and I don't care!" Brian- "I'm not going to try anything until I plan it out carefully and think of all the consequences." Helen- "Screw this cello, I'm taking up piano!" Antonio- "I had this really hot date last night..." Roy- "I love you guys so much!" Fay- "Oh, Carlton! You're the man of my dreams and I want to be with you forever!" Casey- "A Big Sandwich sounds delicious right about now." Lowell- "Roy, you're a big fat jerk and I hate you!"

07-11-2008, 01:45 PM	#2
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07-11-2008, 02:06 PM	#3
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Joe:Brian, you're just too uptight. You really need to be more laid back, like me! Helen:God, I miss New York! Roy:You know, women just don't get the respect they deserve these days!
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07-15-2008, 01:58 PM	#9
McFly121 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 18, 2004 Location: calif Posts: 812	Kristen, hehehe. Antonio's Casey song would be classic Idol try-outs! Joe- "Helen, now that I'm in my 50s, I could really use another 19-year-old college girl right about now." Brian- "I have found the Lord." Helen- "I feel country music really calling me." Antonio- "I was-a the Master of-a Ceremonies at last night's annual, Orgy-a At-a the Wharf. Just for a-kix, I paired up-a Big Pat-a From the Bait Shop with-a Roy!" Roy- "Anyone have a Santa suit I can borrow? I just volunteered at the Children's Home for the holidays." Fay- "F*ing lemon bars dried out, god dit! And if I fing meet another son of a b named George I'm going to cut the btard's n*** off!" Casey- "Hi, Antonio, I'm sorry to bother you so late. But I just really need a man right now who can satisfy me and you were the first one that came to mind." Lowell- "I was sick of life in the Witness Relocation Program so I tracked down that guy Laskos and dismembered his body. So the ol' Math-dog is back (gives faux punch to Roy's belly)!"
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07-17-2008, 10:39 AM	#12
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Roy: "Joe, I have more airplanes than I really need for my airline so I've decided to let you and Brian have one for keeps. No strings attached!" Fay: "I'm so tired of being so cheerful all the time! You all SUCK AND I'M LEAVING THIS AIRPORT FOR GOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!!" Antonio: "I can't hide my secret any longer... I'm gay!... and I still can't find a decent date."
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07-12-2008, 07:50 AM	#4
blackbeard B.O.G. Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 05, 2001 Location: Constitution State Posts: 712	Helen: "What time are you picking me up for our date Roy?" Bob the air traffic controller: "I HATE JELLY DONUTS."

07-12-2008, 03:14 PM	#5
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Roy:It doesn't bother me in the least that my son is gay. Helen:I really miss hanging out with Gail. I wish she and Joe hadn't broken up. Brian:I have decided to take up a life of celibacy.

07-14-2008, 11:37 AM	#6
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	everyone: "Oh, Carlton, we can't wait to hear what you have to say." Roy: "What an intelligent statement, Lowell." Antonio: "Instead of whining about my life, I'm going to get off my ass and try to change it for the better!" Aelx: "Yes, Brian, I'll marry you."

07-14-2008, 10:34 PM	#7
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Lowell:I've just been invited to join MENSA. Fay:I hate the name "George." Roy:From now on, all Aeromass flights are free!!

07-15-2008, 10:31 AM	#8
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Antonio: "I'm gonna go audition for American Idol."

07-15-2008, 10:07 PM	#10
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	heheh. This thread is too much fun! Helen:Why didn't I stay married to Antonio when I had the chance?! Roy:Hey, Lowell, want to play Trivial Pursuit? You can be on my team! Joe:I'd like you all to meet my fiancee, Sandy Cooper.

07-17-2008, 02:42 AM	#11
McFly121 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 18, 2004 Location: calif Posts: 812	"Joe:I'd like you all to meet my fiancee, Sandy Cooper." Bwahhahahah!

07-23-2008, 10:54 PM	#13
hughpuppies Melanie Bernhardt Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Location: wished I was with the lady in the above picture Posts: 705	Roy: I used to be a Ballarina dancer and still am on the weekends. Brian: I wished I was more like Antonio who can't get dates, I am sick of all theses woman wanting me. Joe: Why did I lie to everyone about Shannon Moss trying to kidnap me in the basment and redoing our prom and calling me Joeybear. Helen: I really love this freakin lunch counter I hope I work here until the day I die. Lowell: A house with a view of a beach, I love the view of the beach, let me have this house. Fay: George? I don't know any Georges. Alex: Brian, I really am a lesbian, that is why I can't marry you. Casey: Sure Brian I will marry you. Carlton: Fay and I had a son together he is Gilbert Godfrey(spelling) Roy: I can't stand the sight of food, the sight of food makes me sick to my stomach. Antonio: Roy turns me on. Brian: I am going to stop doing everything in my life to become an Amish person. Joe: God, how I hate flying, makes me sicker than a dog. Helen: I had an affair with Lowell. Casey: I annoy the hell out myself. Fay: Midgets make me tingle inside. Lowell: I really don't know how to fix airplanes, I never went to airplane tech school either. Alex: I love Carlton's stories and his no stop questions. Antonio: Carlton is my real dad and Fay is my mother and I am not Italian and never been to Italy in my life. Roy: I love my mother so much it hurts.
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03-09-2009, 12:27 PM	#14
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Helen: "I love working this lunch counter and I never want to quit." Joe: "Let's do something totally unexpected!" Brian: "I really need to think this through."