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Frank Gannucci · 07-09-2008, 02:26 PM

"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":

(Ralph just walked away into the bedroom after Alice's mother dared him to fight her.)

Alice's Mom (yells): "CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN!"

Ralph (opening the door, yells): "CROW! CROW! CROW!"

"Lunchbox":

(Ralph thinks that Alice packed an awful lunch.)

Ralph: "What is a shoe doing in the stove?"

Alice: "What did you think it was stupid, your dinner?"

Ralph: "After today, I wouldn't be suprised."

"Young Man With A Horn":

Ralph: (going to play the coronet) "I dont know if I rememeber this song I got the music right here."

Alice : "Stand back Ed this is liable to be messy."

Ralph: "You're liable to be messy in a about 5 seconds from now!!"

"Jellybeans":

(Back when this episode was made, there was only 48 states. Why am I saying this? Read on.)

Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got jiped out of the first prize. I named 66 states. the winner only named 48."

Ralph: "You are a mental case."

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

(The gang is in the lemon of a cottage.)

Alice: "Ralph, give me the frying pan out of the suitcase?"

Ralph: "You are going to cook something for us?"

Alice: "No, I am going to hit you right on top of your head with it."

"Curse of The Kramdens":

Man: "Let's carry Mr. Kramden to the train station."

(Two people try to pick up Ralph, but to no avail.)

Ed: "I think they should pick up the train station and bring it over here."

"Curse of The Kramdens":

(Ralph just realized that he has to spend the night in a haunted castle with a ghost.)

Ralph: "Norton, did he just say a ghost?"

Ed: "No, he said a blood-thirsty ghost."

"The Worry Wart":

(Ralph & Ed are in the IRS' office.)

Ralph: "The key is to be calm and cool. Calm and cool."

(The IRS comes in.)

IRS: "Mr. Kramden!"

Ralph (yells): "HEY THERE!"

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight."

Alice: "You don't need something to keep your weight down, you need something to hold it up."

07-09-2008, 02:26 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Wednesday's Quotes: "Rafitti, Brooklyn Style": (Ralph just walked away into the bedroom after Alice's mother dared him to fight her.) Alice's Mom (yells): "CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN!" Ralph (opening the door, yells): "CROW! CROW! CROW!" "Lunchbox": (Ralph thinks that Alice packed an awful lunch.) Ralph: "What is a shoe doing in the stove?" Alice: "What did you think it was stupid, your dinner?" Ralph: "After today, I wouldn't be suprised." "Young Man With A Horn": Ralph: (going to play the coronet) "I dont know if I rememeber this song I got the music right here." Alice : "Stand back Ed this is liable to be messy." Ralph: "You're liable to be messy in a about 5 seconds from now!!" "Jellybeans": (Back when this episode was made, there was only 48 states. Why am I saying this? Read on.) Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got jiped out of the first prize. I named 66 states. the winner only named 48." Ralph: "You are a mental case." "Cottage For Sale Part 2": (The gang is in the lemon of a cottage.) Alice: "Ralph, give me the frying pan out of the suitcase?" Ralph: "You are going to cook something for us?" Alice: "No, I am going to hit you right on top of your head with it." "Curse of The Kramdens": Man: "Let's carry Mr. Kramden to the train station." (Two people try to pick up Ralph, but to no avail.) Ed: "I think they should pick up the train station and bring it over here." "Curse of The Kramdens": (Ralph just realized that he has to spend the night in a haunted castle with a ghost.) Ralph: "Norton, did he just say a ghost?" Ed: "No, he said a blood-thirsty ghost." "The Worry Wart": (Ralph & Ed are in the IRS' office.) Ralph: "The key is to be calm and cool. Calm and cool." (The IRS comes in.) IRS: "Mr. Kramden!" Ralph (yells): "HEY THERE!" "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight." Alice: "You don't need something to keep your weight down, you need something to hold it up."