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tv star collector · 06-22-2008, 07:32 PM

Fonzie (after finding his bike all busted up): "It's a mess! I can't fix that! I
may be the best--but I'm not Oral Roberts!" -- Happy Days

"A friend of mine claims that last night his wife shaved off his moustache while
he was sleeping. Y'know, that's the condition of the whole world these days ..
It proves that you can't even tell what's going on under your own nose!"
-- Ed Wynn

"I took up a collection for a man in our office .. but I didn't get enough to buy
one." -- Spinster Gladys Ormphby (Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In)

Lamont Sanford: "We're goin' out tonight, Pop. You're 65 today and I'm takin' you out instead of some chick. Y'know, we don't go out together anymore. Why is that?"
Fred Sanford: "'Cause I'm 65 and I ain't no chick!" -- Sanford & Son

PunkyP0WER · 06-22-2008, 07:47 PM

these aren't exactly whole lines but anytime jack trenton of nurses calls paco the orderly a mop jockey always cracks me up. and when he calls the hospital differnt names like "bacteria barn". almost in every episode he calls it something different.

AB · 06-22-2008, 07:48 PM

Good ones!

06-22-2008, 07:32 PM	#1
tv star collector I Love Susie Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 4,487	Zingers Fonzie (after finding his bike all busted up): "It's a mess! I can't fix that! I may be the best--but I'm not Oral Roberts!" -- Happy Days "A friend of mine claims that last night his wife shaved off his moustache while he was sleeping. Y'know, that's the condition of the whole world these days .. It proves that you can't even tell what's going on under your own nose!" -- Ed Wynn "I took up a collection for a man in our office .. but I didn't get enough to buy one." -- Spinster Gladys Ormphby (Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In) Lamont Sanford: "We're goin' out tonight, Pop. You're 65 today and I'm takin' you out instead of some chick. Y'know, we don't go out together anymore. Why is that?" Fred Sanford: "'Cause I'm 65 and I ain't no chick!" -- Sanford & Son

06-22-2008, 07:47 PM	#2
PunkyP0WER Member Senior Member Join Date: May 23, 2008 Location: MACY*S on 34th St. Posts: 1,908	these aren't exactly whole lines but anytime jack trenton of nurses calls paco the orderly a mop jockey always cracks me up. and when he calls the hospital differnt names like "bacteria barn". almost in every episode he calls it something different.

06-22-2008, 07:48 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Good ones!