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Frank Gannucci · 06-22-2008, 12:03 AM

"The Sleepwalker":

Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep."

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound sleep?" (stepping on the thumbtacks that he dropped, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Hair-Raising Tale":

(One of Ralph's failed inventions that was revealed in this episode was Glow
in the Dark shoeshine polish.)

Ed: "Mr. Mitchell, would you like to try shoeshine polish that glows in the dark?"

Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU SHUT UP?"

"On Stage":

Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."

Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"

"The Prowler":

Ed: "I came by to tell you to put some stuff up against the door."

Ralph: "Thank you but I have already done that."

Ed: "How did I get in?"

"Letter To The Boss":

(Ralph thinks that he has been fired. He lists all the jobs that are listed in the paper.)

Alice: "What is wrong with those jobs?"

Ralph: "Nothing except they are listed under: 'Help Wanted: Women!'"

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather."

Alice: "Yeah, to your grandmother."

"In 25 Words Or Less":

(The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.)

Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire."

Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes."

Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire."

"In 25 Words Or Less":

Ralph: "Flakey Wakey's add to the taste..."

Ed: "But take away from your fat little waist."

"Ship Of Fools":

Ed: "I went to Europe once."

Man: "Did you enjoy it?"

Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "How much time would it take a man if he went about selling these things (Handy Housewife Helpers) if he went from door-to-door?"

Alice: "About one minute if this was the first door he knocked on."

06-22-2008, 12:03 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	Sunday's Quotes: "The Sleepwalker": Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep." (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound sleep?" (stepping on the thumbtacks that he dropped, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" "Hair-Raising Tale": (One of Ralph's failed inventions that was revealed in this episode was Glow in the Dark shoeshine polish.) Ed: "Mr. Mitchell, would you like to try shoeshine polish that glows in the dark?" Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU SHUT UP?" "On Stage": Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me." Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!" "The Prowler": Ed: "I came by to tell you to put some stuff up against the door." Ralph: "Thank you but I have already done that." Ed: "How did I get in?" "Letter To The Boss": (Ralph thinks that he has been fired. He lists all the jobs that are listed in the paper.) Alice: "What is wrong with those jobs?" Ralph: "Nothing except they are listed under: 'Help Wanted: Women!'" "Funny Money": Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather." Alice: "Yeah, to your grandmother." "In 25 Words Or Less": (The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.) Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire." Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes." Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire." "In 25 Words Or Less": Ralph: "Flakey Wakey's add to the taste..." Ed: "But take away from your fat little waist." "Ship Of Fools": Ed: "I went to Europe once." Man: "Did you enjoy it?" Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me." "Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "How much time would it take a man if he went about selling these things (Handy Housewife Helpers) if he went from door-to-door?" Alice: "About one minute if this was the first door he knocked on."