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"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Are the guys coming to pick you up?" Ed: "Yeah." Ralph: "Can you give me a lift?" Ed: "Sure. Always room for two more." "Stars Over Flatbush": Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus The Bull, I have become a new man." Alice: "You may be a new man, but it's the same old bull." "Game Called On Account of Marraige": Ralph: "What could a guy want that is down in the sewer that he needs two dollars right away?" Ed: "You see. Today is pay day and the guys have a dice game going on. Well, you might call it a floating crap game." "Funny Money": Ralph: "Money. I am a millionaire." Ed: "There is enough here to keep you in pizza for the rest of your life." "The Bensonhurst Bomber": Little Man: "My pal Harvey is bigger than me." Ralph: "I got a friend Shirley who is bigger than you." "Opportunity Knocks, But": Butler: "Mr. Marshall will be here shortly. He is in the library." Ed: "The library?" (Ed looks at his watch.) Ed: "He should be here soon. The library closes at 9." "Life Upon The Wicked Stage": Ralph: "The theater has been in me all my life." Alice: "Yeah, I knew that that wasn't your stomach. It was the balcony." "Without Reservations": Stan: "Are there any openings at the bus depot?" Ralph: "No." Stan: "Then how do you get in the building?" "Without Reservations": (All of them are in the broken-down hotel.) Ralph: "We can knock down those cobwebs." Alice: "I wouldn't do that. I think that they are holding up the wall." |
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