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Frank Gannucci · 06-14-2008, 10:05 AM

"Love Letter":

Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"

Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."

Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."

Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."

Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."

"A Promotion Part 1":

Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"

Man: "Florida."

Ralph: "Florida?"

Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."

"Pal O' Mine":

(Ed just showed the ring that he is going to give to his boss, Jim McKeever.)

Alice: "Why didn't you get the store where you got this from to gift-wrap it for you?"

Ed: "Oh, they got some silly rule down there. 'No gift-wrapping for any purchase less than $3."

"The Babysitter":

Ralph: "That phone is for you-you-you."

(The phone rings. Alice picks it up.)

Alice: "Hello?" (slightly poking Ralph with the receiver): "It's for you-you-you."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)

Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."

Ed: "What's that Ralph?"

Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."

Ed: "I can't hear you."

Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"

"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":

Ralph: "There is no spot to small for me to get out of."

Ed: "Then how come I am always the one making the calls in the phone booth?"

"Hot Dog Stand":

(Ralph wants money so he can get the hot dog stand. Alice has repeatedly said no. Ralph isn't giving up.)

Ralph: "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"

Alice (mockingly): "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?"

Ralph: "Boy, I would love to let you have it."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph is about to sit on Ed's toy boat and he doesn't know it. Ed tries to warn him.)

Ed: "Ralph..."

Ralph: "Don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you."

Ed: "Ralph..."

Ralph: "Shut up!"

Ralph (sitting on the toy boat, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

06-14-2008, 10:05 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,073	Saturday's Quotes: "Love Letter": Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?" Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing." Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back." Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present." Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises." "A Promotion Part 1": Ralph: "Where is the landlord?" Man: "Florida." Ralph: "Florida?" Man: "He can't stand this cold weather." "Pal O' Mine": (Ed just showed the ring that he is going to give to his boss, Jim McKeever.) Alice: "Why didn't you get the store where you got this from to gift-wrap it for you?" Ed: "Oh, they got some silly rule down there. 'No gift-wrapping for any purchase less than $3." "The Babysitter": Ralph: "That phone is for you-you-you." (The phone rings. Alice picks it up.) Alice: "Hello?" (slightly poking Ralph with the receiver): "It's for you-you-you." "Sleepy Time Gal": (Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.) Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep." Ed: "What's that Ralph?" Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep." Ed: "I can't hear you." Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'" "Rafitti, Brooklyn Style": Ralph: "There is no spot to small for me to get out of." Ed: "Then how come I am always the one making the calls in the phone booth?" "Hot Dog Stand": (Ralph wants money so he can get the hot dog stand. Alice has repeatedly said no. Ralph isn't giving up.) Ralph: "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?" Alice (mockingly): "Will you let me have it? Will you let me have it?" Ralph: "Boy, I would love to let you have it." "Flushing Ho": (Ralph is about to sit on Ed's toy boat and he doesn't know it. Ed tries to warn him.) Ed: "Ralph..." Ralph: "Don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you." Ed: "Ralph..." Ralph: "Shut up!" Ralph (sitting on the toy boat, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"