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catlover79 · 06-04-2008, 01:53 PM

Never leave the keys in your car while it is unattended.

Never leave your clothes (and keys!) in your car if you decide to go skinny-dipping.

Never drive an armored car through Hazzard County.

Never get in the way of Boss Hogg and his high-calorie meals, unless you want your hands slapped.

Never disregard Uncle Jesse - he's always right!!

If you're an auto insurance company - DON'T insure the vehicles in Hazzard County - especially the police cars!!

Never trust fat, mean guys who dress all in white and smoke cigars.

and finally:

Never try the car stunts as seen on the show. Those folks were professionals!!

catlover79 · 06-23-2008, 01:59 PM

Don't mess with Lulu Hogg or she may sit on you.

Watch it if you fall for a stranger from out of town - most likely that person will turn out to be the villain/villainess of the week.

Never get in the way of Boss and his simoleons ($$$).

PlayOn · 06-27-2008, 01:16 AM

ways to get out of jail
certain people look good in Daisy Dukes
virgins get the pretty girls
how to shot an arrow when if my gun gets taken away

catlover79 · 08-19-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BruceWillisFan

ways to get out of jail
certain people look good in Daisy Dukes
virgins get the pretty girls
how to shot an arrow when if my gun gets taken away

catlover79 · 01-13-2009, 06:14 PM

Robots and aliens just don't work in Hazzard County.

TJL · 01-13-2009, 07:11 PM

As long as there is a mound of dirt/bump in the road/dip in the pavement, any obstacle of any size can easliy be jumped.

catlover79 · 01-13-2009, 07:37 PM

Watch out for the celebrity speed traps.

06-04-2008, 01:53 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Things we learned from Dukes of Hazzard Never leave the keys in your car while it is unattended. Never leave your clothes (and keys!) in your car if you decide to go skinny-dipping. Never drive an armored car through Hazzard County. Never get in the way of Boss Hogg and his high-calorie meals, unless you want your hands slapped. Never disregard Uncle Jesse - he's always right!! If you're an auto insurance company - DON'T insure the vehicles in Hazzard County - especially the police cars!! Never trust fat, mean guys who dress all in white and smoke cigars. and finally: Never try the car stunts as seen on the show. Those folks were professionals!!
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06-27-2008, 01:16 AM	#3
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01-13-2009, 07:11 PM	#6
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06-23-2008, 01:59 PM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Don't mess with Lulu Hogg or she may sit on you. Watch it if you fall for a stranger from out of town - most likely that person will turn out to be the villain/villainess of the week. Never get in the way of Boss and his simoleons ($$$).

01-13-2009, 06:14 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Robots and aliens just don't work in Hazzard County.

01-13-2009, 07:37 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Watch out for the celebrity speed traps.