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Peter Slydell vs Sarah Minuck
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[Smoke starts flooding into the arena as lasers flash about the
Arena.
Then
all of the Lasers center right below the tron and forms "Slydell".
Then
PS
rips though the smoke with SF and they both jeer at the crowd. PS is
carrying
with him a desk for SF to sit in and his notebook. Before PS enters
the
ring
he sets up the desk and reads from the notebook. When they enter the
ring PS
gets a mic for SF to rant on his most recent disappointment of the
evening
during which PS pumps himself up for the match.]


BENNY: "And here comes possibly the worst wrestler to ever grace the
NEFW, and
believe me that's saying a lot. 13 year old Sarah Minuck ladies and
gentlemen."


[Sarah walks down the aisle with a King James Bible held in one arm
and
wears
sandals. Once she steps into the ring, she takes off her sandals and
sits in a
corner to read her bible.]


STEROIDZ: "Gee Benny, I see they only give you the quality matches to
commentate. Great match so far. We have Peter Slydell sitting at a
desk
reading his notebook, and this Sarah Minuck disgrace sitting in the
corner
reading the
Bible."


BENNY: "Wait! Peter Slydell is getting up from his desk, look at the
determination on his face. Furies outside the ring offering support
for his
student Furies a very influential individual in the life and career
of
Peter
Slydell."


STEROIDZ: "And it looks like Sarah Minuck has put her Bible down for
the time
being and is now wondering when she will get her first period and
grow
breasts. C'mon are you kidding me? This is ridiculous!"


BENNY: "Slydell comes across and applies a Drop Toe Hold on Minuck.
Toe hold
into Minstrel Cradle. Slydell completely dominating in this match
up!"


STEROIDZ: "Of course he's dominating! He's wrestling a 13 year old
girl!"


BENNY: "Sarah Minuck locked into the figure four leglock. Things not
looking
very good for Minuck as she grabs ahold of the ropes. The ref
calling
for the
release as Slydell jeers at him. Slydell applying the hold a few
seconds
longer before finally releasing the hold. He picks Minuck to her
feet
and
suplexes her into the canvas."


STEROIDZ: "Yeah good job. You impress. What is that Furies guy
doing?"


BENNY: "He appears to be distracting the ref! Slydell is reaching
for
his
notebook while the ref has his back turned!"


THWACK!!!!!!


BENNY: "He just leveled Sarah Minuck with that notebook! Turn around
ref!
Turn around!"


STEROIDZ: "This is ridiculous."


BENNY: "Slydell taking advantage of the distraction as he has just
torn
Sarah
Minuck's arm out of her socket and is beating her over the head with
it! Holy
crap!"


STEROIDZ: "Now there's something you don't see everyday! A wrestler
using
their opponent's limb as a foreign object!"


BENNY: "The armless Sarah Minuck being pulverized with her own
appendage and
the ref turns around! Disqualify him ref!"


STEROIDZ: "But Slydell just threw the arm out into the crowd. It
almost hit
that guy holding the JON MAC SUX sign. The ref looking at Sarah
wondering why
she only has one arm all of the sudden."


BENNY: "Slydell bringing Minuck down on her knees to set up for his
finisher.
Making The Grade! Making The Grade! The ref reaching for Minuck's
remaining
arm. Down it goes once, twice, three times this one's over!"


[Furies enters the ring and raises Slydell's arm in victory. The two
men
taunt the crowd on their way out of the ring as Sarah Minuck slowly
gets to
her feet in the ring. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a piano falls
from the
sky and lands on her, killing her instantly. Her body is discarded
on
the
side of the road in a trash bag and eaten by hyenas.]


BENNY: "Great match as Slydell advances. Let's see who we have up
next!"