Tuesday’s Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (5/30-6/8):

[Frank Gannucci]

(AmericanLife TV):

(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

Fri. May 30 10p & Sat. June 1, 2008 12a #7 - "You're in the Picture": Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid, and for once, Alice is jealous. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 3740. For Sat.: 35160.)

Fri. June 7 10p & Sat. June 8, 2008 12a #8 - "We Spy": Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 8490. For Sat.: 28032.)

(WPIX) (CW11) & (WPIXD) (Their digital channel):

Viewers can go to cw11.com and vote for which episodes that they want WPIX to show. WPIX set up a page on their website so viewers can see what “episodes” WPIX has the rights to. Voting, I can imagine will start the week before June 3.

Channel
Date & Time

WPIX
Mon, Jun 2
1:00 AM
VCR+: 18260

WPIXD
Mon, Jun 2
1:00 AM
VCR+: 71666

WPIX
Mon, Jun 2
1:30 AM
VCR+: 74314

WPIXD
Mon, Jun 2
1:30 AM
VCR+: 24640

WPIX
Mon, Jun 9
1:00 AM
VCR+: 84460

WPIXD
Mon, Jun 9
1:00 AM
VCR+: 15408

WPIX
Mon, Jun 9
1:30 AM
VCR+: 93606

WPIXD
Mon, Jun 9
1:30 AM
VCR+: 30064

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

(Ralph picks up the burnt jacket.)

Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"

Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph: 'A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'"

Ralph: "Good gosh."

"Young At Heart":

Ed: "As time wore on, I grew older. I matured."

Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut."

"Hero Part 1":

Alice: "Let me ask you something Ralph. When was the last time you ever lifted 400 pounds?"

Ed: "This morning when he got out of bed."

"Expectant Father":

Ed: "My little kid grow up from a little guy. Education: Grammar school, high school, then on to college. When he gets out of college and is ready to face the world, I will get him a job with me in the sewer."

Ralph: "When your son graduates from college, you are going to get him a job in the sewer?"

Ed: "Certainly. The sewer accepts college grads."

"Double Anniversary":

Ralph: "Something smells good."

Ed: "It can't be me. I just got through working in the sewer."

"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":

Ed: "Why not call the dog Ralph."

Ralph: "Ralph?"

Ed: "Yeah, not only can people call him, dogs can call him too. Ralph! Ruff! Ralph! Ruff!"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "I would have given my life to be a jockey but I was a little too heavy."

Alice: "A little too heavy? You are too fat to be a horse."

"We Spy":

Trixie: "Why didn't you help Ed with the suitcases?"

Ralph: "Because I strained my back."

Alice: "How did you do that?"

Ralph: "When I pled the bags into Norton's arms."

Credit goes to sitcomsonline.com, tvguide.com & honeymooners.net.