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Old 05-22-2008, 09:11 PM   #1
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Ok, just like REJECTED SHOW TITLES except this time you post EPISODE titles...here we go:



DOPE -

My Bong is your Bong
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Take my finals please:

*The one with the hat
*Study, study, study
*Crack the books, then each other
*Food over grades
*The one with a nice Blair/Jo moment
*Ways to get distracted while studying for the most important test of your school life
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:32 PM   #3
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"First season girls shoot guns for more airtime".
"Kimberly's mad for lack of airtime".
"Mr. Bradley smell badly"
"Andy dates a hooker...he just doesn't know it"
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"Kimberly's mad for lack of airtime".
"Mr. Bradley smell badly"
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Like Mother, Like Daughter:

Mr. Bradley's In Love
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Old 06-28-2008, 04:55 AM   #9
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That one's awesomely hilarious too bad I can't think of any witty things like that!
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Aw, thanks!!! I was trying to come up with some pretty good ones. I thought about how Natalie and Tootie were going on about Monica and Tootie said, "They're having an affair!" and Natalie said, "The kind that isn't catered." I'm glad you liked that one.
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Aw, thanks!!! I was trying to come up with some pretty good ones. I thought about how Natalie and Tootie were going on about Monica and Tootie said, "They're having an affair!" and Natalie said, "The kind that isn't catered." I'm glad you liked that one.
yeah...Natalie is SOO adorable in Season 1!

oh and hey, I know it's been said a million times, but welcome to the boards!
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yeah...Natalie is SOO adorable in Season 1!

oh and hey, I know it's been said a million times, but welcome to the boards!
Thanks so much!!! BTW, can somebody on here tell me how to get a quote attached at the end of all your posts like some people have on here? I've figured out how to do the avatar, obviously, but I'd love to do a quote too.
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Thanks so much!!! BTW, can somebody on here tell me how to get a quote attached at the end of all your posts like some people have on here? I've figured out how to do the avatar, obviously, but I'd love to do a quote too.
sure, click 'User CP' and then click 'Edit Signature.' Put in your quotes, and press save.
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sure, click 'User CP' and then click 'Edit Signature.' Put in your quotes, and press save.
Thanks!!! Wasn't sure if it was the signature thing or not. Your new avatar with Jo makes mine look awfully faded...I think I need to find a new pic of Mrs. G. I also need to be thinking of what quotes to put in my signature now. I LOVE Jo/Blair Fan's quote of Jo's: "Oh, no, Tootie. I hate teaching people how to drive. They're nervous, they make stupid mistakes, and they cry when you slap them." LOL! Not that I'd copy what she did; I'm just saying that every time I look at it, I'm nearly falling on my rear!
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